Show What Is This Love Ask Dan D an He Knows m rJ 4 1 4 1 0 n 4 tJ o j 4 4 1 1 I coi 4 t. t f- f Cupids Cupid's Line e Indexed In Ind d xe d And A n d An Analyzed d BUTI E irr i Jr fT S S at 7 4 Q c I J 4 ki L L HE JQ r S I Being a i Scientific Little Journey Into the tile Realms of the Coin Commonest in onest and aIm Costliest Experience Mankind nd and 1111 and Others iii Are e Heir To ToBy By Uarda WHAT A T hAT about this modern love o e stuff Trumps arc are trumps still and y 7 its it's played with played with the tile same old han hands s but sometimes it turns out that the deck leck is minus an ace or two and und it requires a little more strenuous shuffling to deal a n winning hand hund What complicates matters is the fact that there are so many varieties on the market nowadays A great deal I more to to choose clOose from but like a well well- well menu card more confusion in uie 1110 Loves Love's tales for or the tile 1919 maid might begin beg with the Confessions ConCessions of a War Bride and end with the of or ofa ora a Legal Document for fr r its it's all Il in the game g-amo and Its It's n a n case o of where Its It's quite tho the thing for the fair young young- matrons to step stop up and rest their el elbows on the bar baT while they tell teIl the tile spectacled young young- man the faults o of the tue mod modern rn love stuff stute thc they drew an and wh why they're entitled to 50 30 a month alimony allmon and the costs Shrin Shrink AIn Jn nod and Fade FOil Its It's Impossible le to get et a to wear variety for or it either cither shrinks I or fades and most of or it turns out to bo ho moth eaten or shopworn n before eore it goes goeson on ill n the bargain counter And what with the lie luxury tax ta being eing added to all alt articles ar ar- ar- ar wol well its it's going to take some clever lever manipulating to get set a playing hand at all au There is liable to bo be a new society of ot I. 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W ws s The I Won t Weds Weds- eds open to bachelor girls spinsters and old OltI maids maldy The bachelor girl who hasn't I found round tile thc guaranteed article but article but still hopes the spinster who sho hasn't found it U either but either but do doesn't care and the Ue old who has had no better luck but who has learned to lo take hers her from rom the thelast thelast i last chapter in the tue green backed novel Ind I and nd let It go JO at that I You might get the mo modern ern girls girl's Idea Ida I I of or love stuff from the eyed bright ht-e ht ed r young OUng person w with th pearl earrings and black al aigrettes who drives her own car carand and anil married a munitions millionaire I and casually remarks Oh no money mt may any not be be- beable able alile to buy uy love lo but ut it I will sometimes bu buy a perfectly good Imitation guaranteed to outlast the tile thereal 1 real thing thing- and t to fool even cen the e eyes cs o of an nn expert Felt Kelt Something Away Awny way back in the da days of ot 16 1915 and 1 17 i Cupid did some active sprinting on his bow and arid arrow uw ran range c. c Thore were I those darts h he lie sent lying Into Into th thI the j I hC hearts of ct f the tile pomaded billiard room I sharks changing han Jn all their admiration I for olivo 0 d drab dlab ab aim and You Von bet Id I'd show r Vm n t tone ton nA of conversation to loving so solicitude so- so 1 for tho Old Woman oman at home Mothers Mother's support became a bi big ill their lives lives that that is a big JIg Item to talk ai out ut Anti And than luau moro morn one gay a Lo- Lo I tilI-lo with hat on one side of his head III in h liEs his s mouth aud a ten-hour ten me on his shoes sho's h began iegan an thinking of ofIs I i is gola gray ll swe sweetheart th all whenever when i i was as sarv to do nn any loud thinking think think- tug ing n till the draft dat came alon along and I I hEW lew sin sin-h varieties away j j Another nother variety that flourished a n a I I II conspicuously and ani quite as a abundantly I aM 11 dandelions on the front la laWn lan n was wasi I i 1 ho lie da ten day furlough kind that ran ranI- rang I the ilic wedding lan bell urge dirge e on a n courtship I II hat had habit for over three I ars or m- m more inure re There was as also thaI the tho I kind that tha t began in front of or the I In ing line at tile dance for the hO lov boys 1 at atthe atthe atthe the post when one one talkative plump matron tried to tn put lIzt a young oun sh shy lieu lieu- at his ills enso easo by br debating heth whether Or er war VIP pronounced or rend and I kept pl up a H rapid fire fr in the subject till she ahe could t throw the conversational r ball Into daughters daughter's l 1 sure fingers ln erR and let it dwindle down to ies on Oil the and nd it i is the morning or orr Are arc r lights that gleam In ones one's eyes oyes I i Tun 1 Il fl i- i IJ ier er T II Tho The 1 ISIS 1118 girl finds that such bar bar- Fi ln ll tl UJ up nt at a moments note no- no Ct change color when hen washed hed and u nt Raymond nIl discovered arc rc li lights light In iii he her lies lie's ns nB III likely cl to have hac sunbursts sunburst and und whole constella constella- lions in Marie's Maries eyes ees or Annette's or dozens of the eyes ees that twinkled ou out t toward Flanders fields Marcia Wil who unselfishly washed coffee coffee cof cof- fee cups and doughnut plates at the canteen finds that romance pales over mush kettles and skillets in buffet kitchen so 50 Fhe's she's gone sone on record as thumbs down on modern love and si sighs hs for or her he- own latch key even een If It it undocks nothing more pleasant than thana a hall bed room and decides to tell it to the Jud judge c. c I e Girls and girls and Love e and anti love loo Distance lends enchantment but propinquity propinquity pro pro- 10 gets the tile kiss laughs the old j j I inan xian in the tile me on and thou thoughts ma may j j i form ns but environment bends thorn thom terribly The modern girl girlis Irl IrlI I is it a n. n bit of a turncoat When hen she runs run half a block to to make the troll trolly rolly car scrambles In with bundles bulging ul in from both arms arin only to find she must chum with the strap wl ile she observes a n n or more Adams bitting down then lIen it Js s nix on the love game same and i iI I she's hes a suffragette But But If Ie one of ot I them arises to insist that she sit down and bows and smiles too then quick ala n a- a asa ai i j la a wink she goes on record as an anti anti- I suffragette ette I ut lut ut the love loe game ame is I to tho the far side o of oC the table I 1 j 1 However when chen Aljy tucks her In the fur Cur ro robe e throws the throttle into high and rat rac s over the road she's neither suffragist or anti Am Anti modern love stuff then le registers all of ot ofa ota a movie mo thriller at its best Ye Old Olli Yet let in spite of or all that the stage o setting petting is inti much m li the same A And nd waltz waIt music mo ht ni night ht br breezes lezos e os and I stray stra locks of hair lair work Just as effectively ti elv now as iS the they did hundreds of oe years eat ago ie Ye olde stuff is Is' Is ye yo sure Slue stuff and the tile modern girl irl still loves Jove lo te stra stray around Cupids Cupid's shop eve even thou thought though h she Rhe iles conie conic corne back for n a n re refund ie 10 fund or an nn C exchange chan c later lator on To be hp sure in iii tile the course of time she he do door does it n 1 ii 11 I 1 nh rr ri sv ti n 1 1 l A n ll W S rl i LL I r I pets gets her rice shower from rom air nir guns as asI I she soars upward uT in her bridal brId I I nero and som sometimes the minister leaves caes the wedding in III a CI parachute but ut otherwise oth- oth I its it's much the thc same as ns it us used d dj j 1 j to be I Dan Cupid th the tue International jU juggler of fond ho ios ho-ios s and nd loving hearts was tas wasPS tass PS s hUl busy filling the air with hl ili arrows 4 I during durin tho tile world war ar a as Mars tar was tas i wl wielding his hi sword ord i I Love took tool un n many now nc twIsts and turns tUrn tho the last four yoa n n. When hen th the United States 8 Jumped Into th tile the great Ireat 1 J conflict men In 1 khaki were grabbed I 1 rl right ht and loft left by the fair fall ones wives 1 acre ver er forgot and arli the parted sweethearts sweet sweet- j I I hearts no more but hut found love wounds quickly healed b by newer flO passions I SeaMan In iii In Europe Dan Dun Cupid certainly ran amuck What ho cried the little god of or love lovo as he spied the bearded Bolshevik I antI straight ht way tay he lie sent speeding on its way tay the tue arrow that annulled all marriages in Russia la anI anti and made matlo tree free lovo hove i rampant Here Cupid clove Io asunder world long precedents Preachers Preacher's f fees es t elopements w well all advertised i weddings 8 marriage all all those o a 11 little odds and nd ends that tho t wen went t to lIli build buildup ild up girls girls' dreams were dashed a aside aside- With Vit hi one pluck from his quiver er he na- na s 5 fair fall ones onet ones mado them Just as much a part of or the tho got gov- 0 as ns income taxes forest l re- re J t l I Continued on Page Pase II 11 t F |