Show T A lL S Al h- h 1 r DU r t fA I Editors Editor's Note Tail Kote-Tail Tail Spins is from the Plano Plan s c News air nir service ice of the American n Expeditionary i I t offu official cl or organ org tn of tho the he b I 4 1 the Olo HOO Bull we 0 take it is the nom do pl 1 plume o of oC somo some b qc al alk c cs k a rist among the tho American sky y pilots wl who o are doing such efficient 4 driving rivin the boche socks planes Manes from the air nIr lt orL ork t in n J r i 1 WHEN THE LEAVES FALL PALL I iJ that the tho lady bathers are c camouflaging 1 Con V I headline 1 ca line from Coney cays ay s sc Heres Here's that the male malo bathers will all nIl flock 1 e i. i rc c on nn tilt tho beech bolting betting r 1 L the he beach when autumn arrives he hey f SHUT YO MOUTH MOUTHs 3 i soldier was called up before his C C. 0 O. just before em embarking r ng no 0 s A V nc I. I cre ad asked whether he wanted to 10 males make his will mIl before leaving overseas D 0 or It Ah Au Ah dont don't want rant to make inako no WI will 1 causa cause d do e r H J o n Sa Sab li said tho the coon 4 j nl n- n will I is worrying about is is 15 WI will II I frit git t b back nc k r AND WHY my NOT I f Durham people that they at- at n- n j A company clerk suggests fUg to the Bull ails ich ft a Corona tJ typewriter type I with each bag of Bull Bun says EYS that both hoth would fit 1 rider der er the same name r u FROM THE SOAP SCENE OF BAIN BAINI uti I ti r I Betrayed The other night J I went to the tho theatre o II With a n low-brow low friend f 1 f t And the orchestra played 1 Tho The Little Brown Bro Jug Jun 1 And ADd he be thought ht 4 4 t I f y I It Jt was the national anthem 1 t tP And stood a up P And I did too Darn him r Swiped 1 MAYBE IT WAS THE B Bandmaster Say what in tho the world are you trying to play thero there Band member Why hy u its it's just a piece of new music Bandmaster What do you mean music why that's a laundry sign f that one of the Chinks stuck up I i WONDER VONDER WHAT HAPPENED In Indian ian the of Trot John Trot Pony Pony Little married vv An by name an anI I Indian maid named Mary Mar the Mary Hole ick-a-Hole ck the in He is is in the army now I A TIP FOR THE HUNS I i A buck was seen se-en to puncture the tho tires of a n Liberty and when hauled ap for said Enid offense declared that he did it so he could reach the prop to r it They make that bird n. n corporal I fl QUITE RIGHT AT THAT THATA r A certain Yank Tank Yank wrote home t that at ho has bas sent three Germans to Hr H Hand H- H 11 and he hens was ns reprimanded cd for referring to tho the German G G. H. H Q CAPTURED BY HECK 1 r 1 We Ve always l' thought was a nickname for hun born an- an ani ani- mars mals Not ot so l' l Fannye annye Read from the A noted prisoner was as taken tak n in the person of Professor Otto an expert in poisonous gases sag es especially sp chloride Well ell tho the old bo boy can cnn make some new meats in jn how haw man many hours bours n a day a P. P G. G can swing the pick BAR OF or CHOCOLATE TOOTS TOOT WEFT SWEET SARG 1 f jaNon that the Y- Y Y Y-Af r guys gUS are to be bo enlisted maybe wo can get bet swifter service when were we're in a n hurry by calling em era sergeant nt A 4 r. r j AN IRISH BARRAGE OF OP CONFETTI t J A cockney i is telling of his experience In trying to pass the lines and bf l being leing accosted by a French sentry entry l tui iii va la lal says he lIe S I 1 J U Jc sa says saS my s 's s I s akin the law language b o of ot the eon couLtry u it try ry fluently j Comment says he I Come on yourself lf cays a e I and I gi give him a bat i In the h eJ I Aerial Observations I o s t Perhaps Perhaps- Ji The Hun situation is 15 grave gra acE according ac- ac E cording to German critics Gosh J thero may mar bo be a little litHo truthfulness In in 1 i those fellows after all 1 At least 1 this his is one time tima they have ba told the I truth rath 1 Esy V Es s u y Nearly Always r 1 4 Its It's been our observation that I Capital isn't what a man has but I mostly what he be wants T I I s Pessimism The man who does not hope for forI better belter things observes Taft nn and I does joes o s not believe o that better things mean can he bo brou brought ht about is not the ninn runn likely S to bring better things about Pessimism is productive of paralysis t and nd id stagnation 4 f r That's Why He Ho Enlisted i Percy Nood Noodles said last night hed he'd rather go 10 home borne with n a wooden leg than stick around the town a n block block- ti head bead I j. j y I So I As we c ren read the thrilling narratives nanati s 1 of Old Civil ChI War Yar Veterans y we ice often j J wonder onder if there thero was an S. S 0 O. S. S or 01 ora Q a Corps K J fJ Carriger Ah Out Oui Outa a The bird was rj right hL that slipped us r t I the dope that though we can cannot not al 81 always always Wa ways 5 choose our our own road through life we can at t least choose whether we we walk along the tho sunn sunny or shadyside shady shadyside v side of it it The H Healthy althy English Granny Webb an old English lady has did at the age of according ac nc- according cording to press reports She has 12 children and of these three tIneo aged 76 an and 74 1 are still living living- 0 and ond drawing old ago age pensions Seven of her grandsons and three great grand sons grand are arc now serving in the Allied Forces Be it said this good woman did II her her bit Human Nature Ever er notice that tho fellow who is kind to animals and jollies along nong with the French h kids is is usually a pretty square fellow after all 1 |