Show I l l ll I CHARLEY BRICKLEY MAKES JOHN D. D ENVIOUS HARVARD STAR TURNS POPULARITY INTO COIN O H SST 4 tJ 1 I WELt si I fu- fu Li W S A rt v M J ST I us v j Jor ClES 01 J u I Will I Il 1 r Lt c JD Ie A 2 M 1 Al t c Jcu Q q 4 CG S I 5 E Eul l 0 J t I ul it m J Js i ro j r i-r 4 CHI cu HOW w I s MADS Once Once- upon a time a n. bear bearded ed old wagIn wag waS wagn In n the advance stages of ot senility thought bought up a a. joke Joko that went something Ike this Jones Jones Jones-I I was vas badly cheated when I spent pent 2000 dollars for my sons son's t lon Ion Brown Blown Well Well How so 80 sot Jones All AIl All I got Sot was a a. quarterback This Joke as well as S nil all its multifarious far far- ous kith and kin has made many appearances appearances ap ap- appearances ap- ap In tho comic weeklies weeklies weeklies-It it has hns evoked In all aJl tho the barber barbor shops In n tho countr country But tho the heirs and as as' as- as I signs of the th h. h o. o wag as In the advanced 5 3 of oC s. s had best assume an air of or meek humility As well as prepare to apol apol- o We arc aro about to Introduce Mr Ir Charles E. E Mr distinguished himself last fall Call b by kicking the time pigskin much further than an any of his confreres could or In Indeed eed than those who opposed him hini Ho became what is technically known as o. o football hero In consequence consequence consequence conse conse- quence it is tJ not surprising that ho was Quito a tL favorite with his schoolmates Xo Now by over every law and reason Mr h. h should havo been content to spon spend spond his remaining days Jays at school I basking In the sunshine of retrospective tive glory glor an and upon leaving leaving- accept a 3 6 l C Job in a law office And did he Oh far from front same friend Sport Reader far tar from same No Xo No sir Brickley simply kicked the bottom out of ot that little old Joke Joko Just Justas as he had out of many football games In Iii the first place his wJ wide wido o circle or o ap appreciative ap- ap friends beS' beS begged ed him to accept a 3 nice no new years this automobile as a n. modest token of ot their esteem Then a a. newspaper came camo along an and slipped him 1000 bones for tho the use of L J. 1 R. his signature In a series of or football articles A New York clothing house m has made mado him their Harvard and antl worshipping hero under grads erad wake him him up tip at all hours of th the night to sell them neat but not gaudy garments Our sug suggests ests th the 1 lucrative opportunities not that we wc wish to encourage tho heinous sin In ol of ot avarice but why not help a 0 good gOOlt thing thiep along We Wo wonder what hat will become of or tho th I old fashioned football star alar who used to tc take a Job as a 0 grocers grocer's clerk when his I gridiron days das were oer o'er |