Show On the Bench With With judge Judge McHugh j I I IB I B By JAMES EDMUND DUFFY DUFF I I 11 W f 1 bt 1912 bT by New CW York O k EnDing T pera m to New N TV Y Tort Yo- T He mM let A All fl r I I p. HERE Is plinty iv J I thim left to look J- J th tim dead I said Judge Dan Mchugh to Johnny Kolley his Mayo co county un t attendant as a tall tallman tallman man In a black coat and high silk a hat was led out of ot 5 court Tho The prisoner prison prison- er or was convicted con of ot being bAing- disorderly and was on hia wa way to the time penitentiary whore where tho court had sent him for ten long and drear dreary days ays Ills His plea to the judge for morcy mercy was wag that he lie was a an undertaker and that the community needed his services Thim alwy has me me rae 8 volu volunteered Kell 1 the court attendant They have a 0 sad They're Thero noble rain min If It Iwas I Iwas Iwas was a Id I'd thim the they got 01 ol ere wrong Kelley Jelle In interrupted tho the little Judge stopping the court attendants at attendants at flow of ot sympathy with n 5 S n hi IS l t. t s a L I I as I do or y ye wu make such s a L statement a gude business If It I r rhad had a laad Iv me roe own own hUt but I haven't Im I'm an nn 01 or batch rd batch Id I'd Rind him to ta toan an college Th coerCe is isan isan I I an cas easy wan v n As wurruk an big mOne money is drives so rainy Into th business Tilted back on a chair their duro dure makin friends wId thim who arc pale palo an an thin Is part Iv 1 th Job an who'd want an asler asier wan If It I on th Id I'd bo be an cr me- me silt But Tilt thin they's theys th da-ark da days las sighed Kelc Kelley Kehley an th thi da night nighta they're up th dead fr tr a wake yo ye niver chummed wid an an as I have done Paid said the time little Judge judg smiling Th Tb rattle iva Iv h. Iva a hearse In th I IB Is harmony to thim Thank that Im I'm not in sick sich a n business s a added Kelley Kehley with a sigh Did yc ye 0 nl know J Kelley Kehley went on tho time little Judge c Martin Mantin Downey Downe him that hall hail rin un over or In th ol oh wa va tIe TIc made muno mun- mun o oy Jy an got fat tat at nt th tim b business ss an all an a happier man I niver dill l ld see see- Thim that him him well Wen called him Sunshine Downe flowney llod think no inure muro I lv Itak takIng taking tak tak- ing lag a l nap in a plush lined coffin thane than ye e would In iii th back room lv iv Cassidy's i aloon He lie Heu wu u niver happier than I he Wu wua makin a n. bow hoW Iv black on I dure knob j I l TIsa a subject l J I want ant to dig dis F A. A cuss CUBS whispered Kelley turning away i But Im I'm th court an youre you're here be th grace iv lv me said j the little Judge with a n twinkle in his I eye I r am assented Kelley sadly fa f f Well Martin Downey Downe r l ivry- ivry i iwan wan in th thi wa-ard wa said the Judge re resuming re- re J suming BurnIng his story Hed th t t docks In iu th thO an say How lIo l la h laso t so o an an so today A turn for th worst f too bad too bad Am Nn thin hed he'd to th Jock dock Havo favo tho they an any I friends in m my business do ye know kno Thin yo ye e might me nie f If l' l ye e I l dont don't mind that Hot He's not In- In Thin be ho if It t not me Give th thO Job to that Kerry man mun th crook creel I J said Dono Downey a hard hardman hardman t man to do business wId Ivo r it J say Bay he alwa always on on th duro t th tb wu paid Ho lIe t 1 showed himself up imp In III his colors colors colors col col- col- col ors th Ui Maloney's three f burned burnea to death He wint L L I L r I I I l down to th thi WI d 8 an all an said Im rm sorry sorry sor sor- ry rJ fr yo 0 Mrs rs Maloney IaIone faith I am sin Lot LetS me mo l lay y th fit lIt little lithe h wana aia away t f fr r ye e e. e t ButI But h have ve not a a. penny penn i saul aid shoo she I Hush Hush ho whispered d d. d I want ant no nc I muney You Ton go air au git It some t an an t 1 rim Ill look th He did an arm Down Downey lied died He l himself we learned J hed he'd waked in d half halt of ot thIn thim that died th wa-ard wa rr fr nu an ain avin lila Ills hearse was mortgaged D STRATIFY I S Sand Sandy McDougal was wasa a braw bmw ot of twelve One daj day he fell feU off oft the roof root I and broko boko his hla log leg HI- HI His pal parents U carried him bon ben th hoose and stretch t him on tho time be bed whore he grimed and grat rat I while tho the doctor was Wf sent gent for tOI I tho the doctor octor came Sandy want hint him I to touch his leg for tor or fear fen It would hurt But th the doctor explained that it mann maun be done one I milk Wi leg leg- legis is it Sand Sandy lad Jad I I the th doctor t I This ane whined Sandy j The doctor or seized the ankle pit his 1115 fut iut Ut in Sandys Sandy's and and gle tho the le leg leff ic fc-ic Ic a. a Jerk that the lad had was nigh pui in He Ie like n a boggle Then tho the doctor pit on a bit of or bandage an and went awa t Dl Did It hurt laddie asked the auld Nae Nac sac lac a as ns I It answered an an- m- m d the lad Ind grinning I sic sica ic ica j a a. fuit a as to gle gie Ic him n ma s sair lr leg Jeg- Jeg Cleveland l Plain Dealer 4 l I Shakespeare's chair Is But Hut no no one ope seems to have havo discovered hi hta hs mantle 5 r F rA A 1 r |