Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1919-06-01 | Page 8 | High Cost of 'Verging' at Wedding Peeves American

High Cost of Verging at atI I I Wedding edding Wedding Peeves American By Robert Welles eUes Ritchie l t iCO cJ Co Correspondent Correspondent- T ONDON Slay May 51 Tha a. Tho only thing thIn LO DO Im I'm afraid ot of said s tho prospective American bridegroom In n London i IB io that tho the r will bo be Inclined to verce toward verge toward the ridiculous ridiculous' ulous Tho The poor POOl flan fish was suffering under the tho delusion that the tho verger r. r wa vas as tho man who rang runS th the church hells a aa at al ala ata a wedding or an election result or a n. firc alarin Its alarm its it's all tho the same samo li In London They havo hava a n way of ot touchIng touching touch- touch Ing InS off oct these chIrch chimes In London Lon Ion don quite different from any scheme known to civilized man ding ding- 1 I donS dong dong ding dong ding i and hysterical and without any set tuno for lor fifteen minutes or thereAbout there there- I About Which means that either I there a wedding going on some some- hero below belov tho the belfry or there's theres Ariot a ariot ariot I riot In High Holborn or British arms have won a victory Ictor In tho PunjabI Punjab lobody cnn can be quite Quito sure euro which un- un I f ho he waits v to see seo tho the shower of ot confetti at III th the church h C door loor co d 1 r. r 1 But u t tho rho matter mattor 01 of tho Inu alarm fire tIre warning is 19 the least of or tho the prospective pros pros- worries In Lon Lon- bridegrooms bridegroom's don Lets Let bo be Quito quite frank about tho matter admit that tho the prospective I bridegroom room Is from Iowa a London correspondent for a n. worthy New York paper and possessed of ot a n name nama which would set him down anywhere o of Ul Ulster In Ireland as lS a fighting Sinn y Yet his sweethearts sweetheart's coming comIns- across tho the Atlantic to wed with wiLl him and lies he's b been on Investigating all tho traps and ginns to be met and evaded In tn London by ty tho the about- about to bo Benedict Heres Here's a schedule ch of ot tho the prices set fet for tor or a n church wedding In London London t at I least for tor an American with an Irish name nama License LIGens to wed 2 poun pounds a 10 ahil- ahil Ung Affidavit to the effect th t theres there's no o Impediment to tho marriage marriage marriage-lu e 10 eh shillings in Copy of ot license from tho the faculty of or orthe the Church of ot England England lO 10 shillings Y Verger whoever ho may be IO be-IO 10 shillings To the altar whoever hoever ho he may be be- be 1 guinea Carpet laid Vt ri Tore oro the door door 10 10 I II shillings A Awning Awning- DIng before the tho door door 1 1 guinea 1 I Man ran who foods feeds the church p pigeons conJ to keep loep them away away cr whatever you sou ou ouI h have o left I