Show W eaf the rev mr dodd being forced by some cambridge students to preach a sermon from a hollow bollow tree by the road side from the word MALT MA M A LT L T addressed his congregation as follows beloved let me crave your attention I 1 am a little roan man come at a short notice to preach a short ashert sermon from ashert text to a thin congregation in IB an unworthy pulpit beloved loved my text is is malt I 1 cannot divide it into sentences sentences there being none nor into words there being but one I 1 must therefore of necessity divide it into letters which I 1 find in in my text to be these bourm A LT L T M is is moral A is is allegorical L is is literal T is is theological I 1 the moral is is to leach you rustics good maljers man manners jers therefore M my masterka Mas tersA all L loave off T tippling the allegorical is is when one thing is is s spoken of an and d another meant the thing spoken of is is epalt the thin thing a meant is is the spirit of malt which yokuyu 0 u ties inalee M your meat A your A capparell Ap ar it your t r liberty and T your trust J the literal is is according to the letters M flatch A ale L little T trust 1 I 1 the theological is is according to the effee effect ot I 1 lit works in in some M murder in others mothers A in all L looseness of life and in in many T treachery I 1 shall conclude the subject first by way of exhortation M my misters masters A all of you houi L listen T to td my text secondly way of caution im M my masters A A all I 1 of you L look lor I 1 or 7 T the ahe truth third by way of communicating the truth which is is IA A drunkard is is the annoyance of modesty ahe the spoil of civility the destruction of reason the rb hers her s agent the alehouse ale house benefactor lua his cifes sorrow his childrens trouble his own oun shame sham hi his jsn neighbors e it i h scoff a walking swill bowl the pic picture t are ot oj a beast the monster of a man I 1 the following is is a chiv copy of a joiners bill fo io dobing bing in a catholic cherev in bohem baem a for solida solidly y repairing repair ins ii ig st joseph 44 for cleansing aarl ornamenting the holy ghost 9 91 1 for e 1 r ng the virgin vire m mary before and behind and ana making aki i eer her a ched fis for furnishing a nose for the devil a horn born on his head and bluein a piece on hs tail as gl 61 |