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Show Page 6 Poison! Pep Pills APE AND ESSENCE gentlemen slouched easily, The neat and precise in Ivy suits, casually knotted knit nostrils ties, and polished shoes. Black eyes burning, fromvface flaring, luxurinat, virile black hair flowing fell on neck, hands, and feet, the group roared once, all fours, and sat down in the dirt. Brother gorillas," said Van C. Anthropoid, the world will little note nor long remember what we say are here, but they are never going to forget what wemust about to do here. Tarzan, the king of us apes, be informed immediately, I repeat, he must be imwith mediately informed of the situation, fraught economic dangers, in moral, social, political, and which we find ourselves today. No, none of Tarzans time can be more worthily spent than in listening to our emissary tell what winning the sacred, golden cocoanut from the pithecanthropuses means to us. He must be made to realize that ape progress will be set back thousands of years unless we win. He will listen to you; what to do with Russian dressing, how to achieve a feeling of harmony in the Berlin Rhapsody he is composing, orchis wife Janes rating, size to true diminish their will yes, all of his problems when Tarzan learns of the threat to our race. I have a further suggestion to make, brothers. I proppse hat .we send with our emissary ten green bananas, to be kept with him if the pithos win, to be if we are, and it cannot be returned to us two-fol- d doubted that we will be, triumphant. Well brother, answered another, remember how we 'fared against the australopithecines, reminded4, Van. But now we must vote, gentlemen. You remember the rules. The side with the most wins. Remember that we represent the other members of our society ,the elite of the world, Platonius, Socratinus, Newtoniiim, Gallilinus, Napoleonis, Einsteinium, Shakespearensis, and the rest. They must be proud of the decision we make today. Now who is in favor. Are you ready, on your mark, get set, roar! A tremendous primeval roar rips from the throats broad-shoulder- ed box-offi- ce roar-volu- me of the assembled. The ayes seem to have it, Anthropoid said. Susan Rogers Daily Californian mi, tm coca-col- a company, coca-col- a and com arc eHTt ho trademarks five-milligra- "!' : I ms jth g t , i a Fresh Talent Show by Bob Branch For the first time, Westminster students were treat- ed to a Broadway-style'reshmen Talent Assembly, riday, October 13. The assembly, under the direction of Judy Nilsson and Bob Branch, presented to the students the best talent the reshmen could offer. A change was made in the area of music. Whereas, in he past, records and tapes have supplemented the acts, a live combo supplied most of the necessary musical background. The combo, consist-n- g of Bob Branch, drums, Dave Cozokos, bass,- - Doug Svans, bass and flute, Tom Metcalf, trombone and Cathy Clayton, piano, gave the needed catalyst to carry the show rom start to finale. Musical Numbers Featured After the combos opening Last Night, Delena song, Berg sang Lullabye of Broadway accompanied by Cathy Clayton. Among the other acts were: Athena Floros dancing to Tequila, Anne d jazz-flavore- Funny d Valentine, Judy Hughes classical selection from Rachmaninoff, Claudette sung by Joe Vasquez, Marilyn Mce Donalds of Getting Up, Eva Medina's classical piano score, g pan-omim- John Smiths treatment of Love Me,, and the finale with Pat Shea and company singing Hey, Look show-stoppin- g Me Over. The MCs, Frank Seehorn and Scott Belden, kept the show at an equalibrium, although the acoustics prevented part of the audience from hearing all they said. Jekyll-and-Hyd- : am-00- Red China is integrating military jargon into its civilians speech in order to make its people the most nation in the world, reA. Hsia, University T. ports of California research associate. Hsia, who taught at National Peking and Taiwan universities, has examined the war vocabulary of Red China in a paper on Metaphor, Myth, Ritual, and the Peoples Commune. war-condition- legendary Chinese heroes 5 ' ... - i V' g eight million L .. BETWEEN HALVES... get that refreshing new feeling with Coke! Bottled under authority of a n Company by Coc-Co!- The Coca-Col- a Bottling Co., Salt Lake .Wu Sungs. Wu Sung is a legendary Chinese of the 12th century who killed a tiger, with his bare : fist. .' In this Communist-inspire- d Hsia Thus, points out, the jargon, a worker be Marxist of the comes a fighter, a wrork masses is strength Chinese into put force is an army, and a terms with the of a caphelp production drive a major able , Instead of battle. ..The ultimate in the fighting traditional legends, parlance, Hsia notes, des- Chinese Communists have put cribes the facing of obstac- them to work for Red China. to declare war les as While use of legend and heaven. against jargon makes a serIn their campaign to ex- military ious game of meeting national pand Red Chinas economy, goals, it reached the ridicuthe communists have enlisted lous when it mobilized three million brave warriors to Perhaps the biggest laugh the battle sparrows ; because they MCs received was the an- ate grain. It invited laughter nouncement of physicals for when tailors who learned Freshmen. t new methods were described as battle It is hoped that presentahaving changed ' 1000 tions of this type and caliber positions after years, will be more conspicuous in Hsia commented. the future. Bob Branch Californian Peggy Sands-Dailfist-fighte- The IK s are selling theater discount tickets for the Intermountain Theaters. With the purchase of each ticket you get one free admission, and save 25 to 30 on the cost of all other shows you attend. Get your discount card for just $1 (US) from the IKs now! Ron Twelves, r. y Westminsters Service V''' ' VV- - as well. A woman who does her job well is not merely a hardworking: woman, but a Mu Kuei-yin(a legendary 11th century woman general.) When Shantung province mobilized its citizens to combat a drought, it put to work not eight million people, but - - 7 0 RED CHINA CHANGES TACTICS " ' S' m - prize-winnin- .1 m o r e j en million pills a year,. More than twonarcotics the than dangerous traffic are taking place every thirds of these pills are sold day with amphetamine sul- illegally, at truck stops, servfate commonly known as ice stations, roadside diners. More frightening, the illegal pep pills, reports the October Readers Digest, in an ar- traffic is branching out to the ticle condensed from Todays schools, where thrill-seekinHealth, published by the teenagers are gulping the pills American Medical Associa- then going out to commit tion. crimes. ' Says one youngster: Author Lin Root says that Thrill pills are worse than the growing use of the pep marijuana, because after you pills can be blamed for a take them you feel you can mounting rise in juvenile pull off any kind of job. crime and highway accidents. Most noteworthy of the reLike other useful drugs, cent pep pill tragedies was e the death in Rome three amphetamine has a character; beniegn months ago of an Olympic biwhen used under physicians cycle racer after a dose of the care, the drug is a menace stimulant. when taken irresponsibly.1 Mrs. Root suggests various Irresponsible use has been ways of controlling the pep on the increase since 1949, pill traffic in her article. But when original patents on am- until these suggestions are phetamine expired. More than adopted, she says, the only 150 companies are grinding j hope lies in wider understandout the pills at a rate of 75, ing of the truth about pounds enough for sev- - phetamine sulfate. Bootleg operations towes eonritHT O 5? Duke |