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Show HI Wasatch Canyon Reporter RIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19) Aries are dealt a blow this month as the ground upon which you stand is eroded away right under your feet. It may seem that friends are the most difficult to find exactly when you need them the most. Regardless of a recent change around you, things remain very much the same. The world of advertising may lead you astray, but there is no need to question the fact that Little Cottonwood Canyon gets the most snow in the universe. | AAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20) Taureans are the metaphoric oxen pulling the plow, always essential yet always under-appreciated. Your consistency will win converts to your camp, and if that doesn’t do the trick you just may have to jump ship. Remember there is little chance you will ski this winter, or even accomplish your daily tasks, if you don’t treat your body with the same high standards you hold for your mind. The ease at which you will spend money in the upcoming month will be astounding. Try to buy tangible items which can be shown for later. EMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 21) As the season changes so does the extent of your comfort zone. The luxurious existence you’ve become used to can trip you up like a wet banana peel. Like OJ, you too may get away with something you are entirely guilty of, but your conscience will _ ultimately prove unforgiving. However, getting your skis or a board for a steal need not plague your conscience. ANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 22) Your vigilant battle against temptation will climax as the moon approaches full. Sacrifice will be necessary to attain all that you desire this month. The more you want, the more you open yourself to disappointment; yet you will find yourself in a paradox as wanting less is entirely unworthy of a Cancer. The lure of early season snowfall should be avoided just like the shallow lurking rocks. leashes blender sch | pes | shartai ea agen ra eT EO (JULY 23 - AUGUST 22) Romance is unquestionably a stronger force than reason in your life, but the consequences may exceed the — effort. Unduly alarming circumstances may present themselves in the near future as the moon approaches fullness. Try to maintain your sense of humor when your world comes crashing down all around you. Your credit cards are always there when you need them, and all too often when you don’t. : | IRGO (AUGUST 22 - SEPTEMBER 22) Years of being the big fish ina Siiall pond may have led, unknown to you, to an aloofness not easily explained to strangers. Beware, as nature has a big stack of options to deal with anything a mortal Virgo can throw at it. Candy works better than vinegar, so bust out the appropriate sweets and watch in amazement how well sugar can work for you. While your life as a Virgo revolves around the fundamental pursuits of money and romance, what you really want is a six-foot dump to open the ski resorts! IBRA (SEPTEMBER 23- OCTOBER 22) The winter rules of “hands in front” and “follow the fall-line’’ do not only apply to life on the 4slopes. A good stance is necessary for every endeavor a Libra will pursue in life. Lately there has been a fine line between balance and frenzy, and you can expect the line to continue to blur. A little moderation this month will increase your odds of growing older. The urge to Spiers rout self artistically will be influential this month. Even your modest budget can afford the deals at ski swaps. CORPIO (OCTOBER 23- NOVEMBER 21) A bitter pill i is needed to cure your ails, but ultimately you will be — off. The birthday mode is always cause for celebration as the achievement of another year is a year beyond your expectations. Dogs are a reflection of their owners, and yours is no different, so take the under-exercised pup out and play with it, please? With ski season rapidly approaching, now is the perfect time to put down the cigarettes and never pick them up again (unless, naturally, you are throwing them in the trash where they belong). You may envision yourself an asset, but assets are generally the possessions of others. AGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 22- DECEMBER 21) You are poised on a precipice, one direction represents salvation and the other disaster. This month is a time for celebration- trust you instincts in all areas, especially when it comes to playing hooky. Look to Virgo and Taurus for romance this month, but remember that forever is a lot longer time than you’ve been alive. The snow is soon to Eee coy at fr r A PaOi tr ee . e area : | & as fall and that backcountry set-up you have been visually romancing would work much better that the lame gear : you’ve got now. APRICORN (DECEMBER 22- JANUARY 19) Lately you have been grasping at a rope that is just a few inches out of reach; that piece of rope is holding your seasons pass. The delirium, the terror, the endless, dark | 8 ¢ ¢ nights - all that will end with the small purchase of a seasons pass, enabling you to express your true self on the slopes. This month will demand tolerance from you, toler-_ ance of all the embeciles and incompetence surrounding you. Fortunately for you, there is enough residual snow up ee High in which to lose hes even if only for a few 7 s @, P 4 y, 4 7 ‘ ; Brig aveeye Poj nt a P| PVE (IANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18) Years of romance deprivation in the early 90’s has created an explosive backlash you will have a hard time taming. Fear ye not, your greatest decision will undoubtedly be decided by he/she who can wine and dine you best. The change of the seasons will be paralleled in you personal life as a change in your body, like winter, will be wor- Bou Ae “0 - shiped by some and unappreciated by others. Lots of long ie underwear should help mitigate the criticism. Next to Smith’s) | | eye etl Fax 947-0380 QUARIUS , ( Just off Wasatch : Page 10 | 4 hours. : — ISCES (FEBRUARY 19- MARCH 20) The appeal of body piercing or tattoos may prove irresistible, but don’t do it if you can’t face friends or family with your new prized possession. Even though winter is approaching, the urge to hibernate is more animal instinct than human nature. With all those years of experience, people have come to expect, if not demand, that you enlighten your fellow humans with your eloquent prose. After a long string of recent gutter balls, a few strikes are lurking « on the horizon. Seqmerewens |