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Show November 1995 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume. Two, Issue 1 October 1995 Publisher John Bresee Editor David Charles Baker Production Manager Balog staff Mystic Ronny “Pow-Mow’” Pinner Data Janitor zoned | Real Estate Editor AlexAnder “Alex” Miller Advertising Sales Melanie Kay Edgely Token Hippies Creighton “Bell Cow” Hart, Danno southern Bell Marta “IVirs.Mystic” Heilbrun Contributors Anyone... anyone? Contributing Photographers Chris “BigHair’ Murray Craig Dillon Lee Cohen Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock Physical Analogs David “Protein Window” Peck WGR Legal Squad Brady ‘Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing Eddy “Dog Bite” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ _ Adam “WeddingBlues” Chase Animal Trainer Carolyn “Julie” Uhle Assistant to Mr. Balog Kimmy Walton Very Good Boy Maxie Gaffer Jon Atencio Phantom Gastronome ? WitTaL KeEapDING EDITORIAL. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR VARIOUS TROUBLED PEOPLE DULLWHEEL PAO me)un aoyels Dey teal Oud MILL GOLF COURSE Dave DaKeR Ny Rene nee JOHN DRESEE mPa KO STEAK Vit DININ ae Boles CREIGHTONS COMMUNITY CREIGHTON [ART | CLASSIFIED / CALENDAR A Ne Ales DECAUSE SUCKING UP IS OUR BUSINESS “+ COVER PHOTO BY: Lee Cohen “ SUBJECT: Stacey Thorum . < LOCATION: Spanky's Ridge + you have owned this cover since the beginning Stacey % Conrection- Last awe COVER PHOTO BY: Danny Caruso “+ SUBJECT: Craig Dillon . < LOCATION: Loon Mountain < TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so $1000 for a lifetime subscription*; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTAUT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. . Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and youse don’t call anyone a *@$%#&!” or discuss bathroom activities. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once or sometimes twice a month all year. The next issue comes out in a few weeks. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser printer. This paper is staffed exclusively with volunteers & we'll take anyone - we even let Creighton write. 12,000 issues are mailed or handdelivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong)..We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone who works here. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. Asurprising number of people}. lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and send it to us on an IBMcompatible disk with printout. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and gifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink. - but most stuff stinks. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop & QuarkXpress for Windows. Submissions will not be returned. If you enclose a self-addressed stamped envelope we'll use it to pay a bill or something. Jim Hansen scares me stiff! Ca you hit re Canyons 2 pile, ‘Carl’s Cafe ‘Hillside Plaza 2336 E. 7000 So. SLC., UT 8412 Wasatch Canyon Reporter PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 - CompuServe E-Mail to “76761,205" America On Line E-Mail to “WasatchCR” Soon: http://Www.xcom.com/~ wer ay STINE aes eCo une vie ~ Sun 7Zam-tom |