Show laer at as applied to daring hia lifetime by an in degant neighbor for his opinion on i question of law lmh ch the interests of the latter were materially m alved the lawyer e his advice and charged the poor ft retch three dollars for it there is the money aid hia client it is all I 1 hai e in the florid and my family have been a long time without pork thank God replied the laner my wife ne er knew die ant of pork einck we married nor neier still the countryman rejoined so long as she has buch a grea higas ou the law er as so pleased with the smartness of the repartee that he for gai e the poor fellow and returned the money you quarrel 5 our wife my friend and why do ou not theland wish alike god knows we do said poor caudle we both wish to be master every man is die architect of his own fortune the inheritance of riches and honors amount to nothing unless the mind and habits hive been culan abed to enable ahe recen er to v ear his honors ith beco grace exchange paper says the most dignified glorious and lovely work of nature is noman the nest man and then BerL hire pigs byron once said you never know a mans temper until 5 ou hv e been imprisoned on board of a hip him or a womans comans until you have man led her E A man being assured that the sari ne in the nest said it was very strange as he had acoutin in iowa who was writing how pleasant 11 was an that district he concluded it must be all moonshine A friend showed a gentleman filling a high place of trust some slanders that had been written against him these rascals said the official male amsi talk and act as they would if they wera in iny place ET E T in egypt I 1 saw Cleo patras needle said a young lady to her friends on her return from her school in england to her home in india bull thought vaery little of it I 1 assure you after hav inge seen the sewing machines in london JESS A lady having purchased some sausage from a couple of boys overheard them disputing about the money give me half ont says one ho I 1 wont bays the other 9 now that aint fair you know taint joe far half the pup was mine kathe chinese feeble individually but producing great results by a combination of labor have purchased an extensive water lot at esquimalt Esqui malt the harbor of victoria on vancouver island situated where they are about to erect wharves and warehouses for their china chips SSTA yankee chap down in holt kansas occupying an old wagon by the roadside was discovered a short time since washing and scouring an old gun barrel on being asked what he intended to do he replied that he was fixing tip to go into the liquor business and to avoid the law was going to make use of this tube instead of glasses thereby making it appear beyond dispute that he is selling liquor by th elarid ohp fellow is doing a thriving business A great many persons are shot in the neck by this novel contrivance with even the most common education send our sons and daughters a tra eling if only for thirty or forty miles and returnable they will always come back with enlarged ideas the w orld i a big schoolhouse school house |