Show ' w J STUDENT LIFE PAGE EIGHT oweH-Carri- m See The New Party Slippers FOOTBALL III ill 1 s AGO 1 I ! !' j J M It ‘u ' J ’ i ii i it Ii ! I ' I1 J' t M 1 ! I I t The prevailing notion is tha “ Hying wedge” “tandems” and other massed plays in football are modern devices Perhaps they are but it seems that as earlv as 1583 in ye Realme of England an outcry was raised against the game as “a bloody and murthering practise” One Philip Stub-be- s published in that year an “Anatomie” of the abuses current in the lealm and here is what he had to say of football: “Now who is rjo grosly blinde that seetli not that these aforesaid exercises not only withdraw us from godliness and virtue but also haile and allure in to wicked-ness- e and sins For as concernI protest uning football-playin- g to you that it may rather be called a friendlie Jcuide of fyghte than a play or recreation — a bloody and murthering practise than a felowly sport or pastime For dooth not everyone lye in waight for hn lidversaire seeking to overthrow him and pieke him on his nose tho it be on hard stones on ditch or dale or valley or hill or whatever place soever it be he eareth not s0 he have him downe and he that can serve the most of tliis fashion he is counted the only fellow and who but he? So that by this means sometimes their necks are broken sometimes their baclr sometimes start out and sometimes hurte in can’t get it if Company pro-poro- m us y O i ‘j : another everyone wants to do him a fa- WM CURRELL But whosoever scapeth away the vor If he is in politics it is for lhe Students Expressman best goetli not scot free but is graft: if he is out of politics you Leave orders at Riter either forewounded craised or can’t find a place for him and he A Bros Drug Store If he bruised so as he dyeth of it or is no good to the country Bell Phone 456 K else scapeth very hardlie and no doesn’t give to charity lie is a it for mervaile if Ik1 does it is foi thev have the tingvt e us ii it Ji $ $$$$444 sleights to meet one betwixt two show If he is actively religious to dash him against the hart with he if ho takes no a hypocrite their elbowes to butt him under interest in religion lie is a hardthe short ribs with their griped ened sinner If he gives affection HANSEN’S fists and with their knees catch he is a soft specimen if lie care' him on the hip and pick him on for no one he is d If his neck with a hundred such he dies vouim theio was a great CAN’T BE BEAT murthering devices And hereof futiue for him if lie lives to be We serve hot and cold Soda groweth envy rancour and mal- an old man lie misled his calling ice the season round We also and sometimes brawling If he saves money he’s a grouch do catering in the right to murther homicide and great ef- If he spends it he’s a loafer If he 85 N MAIN ST fusion of blood as experience doesn’t get it he’s a bum — so what daily teacheth” the h — ’s the use — Selected 4 4 4 This extract from Goodman one place sometimes in CHOCOLATES cold-bloode- 444444444P Stubbes His Book is used bv John Corbin in an article in The Inde- pendent (December 16) for the purpose of showing that all the modem objections were used bv the I uritans four hundred years ago and that football has nevertheless survived becauce the objections were then as they are now he thinks without any sufficient basis in fact — Exchange THE OFFICE BOY’S PHILOSOPHY Did it ever occur to you that a man j life is ful 0f crosses and temptations’ He conies into the world without his consent and tri out agaiii't his will and the between is exceedinglv rock ' lie rilo of contraries is one of the Matures of this trip When be is little the big gis Eim and when lie is big the little their logs sometimes their nrmes "irs kiss If be is po(r he is sometimes their noses girh out a ha(1 manager if he is rich he is with blood somotimos their eyesdi:honest If he needs eredit la—— OMi" mini TTCTry d p-ij'- TO THE MEN STUDENTS A Cordial Invitation to Make the EXCLUSIVE Your Headquarters SHOE STOEE ED SELIGMANN “THE SHOE MAN” THE COSY CORNER MAIN & CENTER ST “WHERE THE CAR WILL STOP” AURORA MILLINERY and T inter Millinery Tho Latent Creations in Agent for Spirclla Corsets Absolutely guaranteed not to or Rust Call and inspect our Line 122 North Main Opposite Hotel Eagle An Umbrella ! Is Indespcnsible It rains even in a “dry" to11- WE CAN SUIT YOU AT ANY PRICE $150 to $2000 Cardon Jewelry Compel 1 l4f I i shoi C During Student Life11 Preps Freshmen Sophomores Juniors Seniors and Profs should of thdf as well dress as necessity it purse will afford If we can t fit their head or purse feet body e done in Logan our During your school days here make store your purchasing 5 ground and you’ll I find ours the sign of satisfaction ti J |