Show 58 STUDENT LIFE to be given in the College during tlie winter are in the hands of the law Club students Mr Rich and Mr Kerr are doing the advertising The School of Commerce has established a department library In a short time it will contain all of the leading periodicals that are useful to Commercial Students Mr Jenkins has been appointed department librarian Mr McCaus-lanwas appointed Superintendent of the Pencil Sharpener just received by the department Prof Hexed has just received constitutions of all the leading Clearing Houses in the World Also a large number of valuable hooks pertaining to the National Hanking Acts as passed by Congress have been sent to him The students in accounting are to take up some short methods of figuring fifteen minutes being spent each day at this work Icachcr: “What is the meaning of Market Value and Intrinsic Value? Student: “Market value is what you pay for a thing and intrinsic value is what you get when you sell it to a second-han- d dealer” cl The following notice was seen on the Commercial blackboard: “The Hank has gone into liquidation $20000 too much money This is the first bank failure in the hisPres Fredtory of the College rickson announces that the bank will be able to meet all its obligations after converting its Government Securities into cash Cashier Kerr could not stand the shock and is Fredcrick-so- n confined to his room is still confident” Since reading the requirements of a German student in the last issue of Student Life Mr Rich has decided to take German instead of Iatin He was heard to utter the following “I can eat Limberger cheese and Hamburger Sandwiches and with a little exertion I can drink the booze but I'll be darned if I can get the Latin endings” The office fixtures have arrived and are in use The Commercial the best Department is now in the west equipped The Phi Delta Xu fraternity gave a ball in the gymnasium Saturday November 7th Prof Wilson: (Looking at Adams's excuse) "You Commercial Students have more business than a Xotarv Public” |