Show t r t tE NITS HITS AND UNO ND HAPPENINGS r r t tr Who gets the front seat in physiology this week Do you know that you have not subscribed subscribed subscribed sub sub- scribed yet Q Doesn't the campus look nice after its raking over Miss Eveline Whittaker i a former student called on us last week Chapel Chape exercises are being conducted this week by Prof Merrill Misses Ada and Emma Ellerbeck visited the University on Thursday There are forty-five forty students doing laboratory work in mineralogy this year Miss Rachel Edwards has been called home on account of the illness of her herr If r father r Boys dont don't stand around the halls r during Physical Culture The young ladies are bashful Mr John Cannon one of Salt Lakes Lake's most able lawyers stepped in Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednes Wednes- day afternoon j A. A J. J Ridges 93 N Normal spent part of Wednesday forenoon with us in our sanctum Miss Sears and Miss Goodsall of Salt Lake visited the Normal Wednesday j afternoon Trumbo's is the best place in Salt l Lake City to get fresh candy oysters oysters' and coffee ti n Miss Fannie Stillman a former student student stu stu- j rJ dent was with her friends at the University University University Uni Uni- Friday C. C R. R Sprague stuck his head in at atthe 1 4 the CHRONICLE window Friday morning an and d saI said d Good G 00 d morning b boys F a j N Names ames will not be published unless f desired but anonymous correspondence 1 will be thrown into the waste basket 14 Nelson says the girls need not worry 1 about him so long as he be does not seek the radiation of their beguiling smiles Prof Matthews has a hard time to tomake tomake tomake make the first year German Class realize that the they are studying German and not i v Dutch A good specimen of radiated fibrous horn hornblende blende from the Deep Creek region has been presented to the Museum by President Kingsbury No wonder Crandall looks happy Who wouldn't look happy if two lovely girls came tripping down the campus to meet him every morning We could hardly believe our eyes on j Saturday night when we beheld our Society Editor riding with the cowboys J and whooping like a Comanche Prof Stewart went to Provo on Saturday Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- day to deliver a lecture On Saturday next he delivers two others one at i Farmington and one at Kaysville Chemistry Class Prof K KWas Was there anything in the bottle besides chlorine S 'S Gilmour Yes sir the cork I 7 rt ti tir r It is a shame that a lady and gentleman gentle gentle- man have to occupy the radiator while having a very important conversation Why can they not nol have a special room The CHRONICLE Staff wish to inform z those students who wish to have comi communications communications com com- i published that they must sign them on the back with their names Prof Kerr is getting out a work on the Philosophy of Mathematics which f will when finished be one of the finest b r works on Mathematics ever published i f E. E S S. S Leaver a student at the University University Uni Uni- f last year was with us Friday morning He is at present an assayer i at the Marion Gold Mine Tooele County r We are informed that one of our Professors Professors Professors Pro Pro- was seen on the streets Monday z night shouting and making great demonstrations demonstrations demonstrations demon demon- for Conklin Can anyone tell tellus tellus tellus us who it was 1 0 The Z C. C M. M I. I is the largest and J best furnished general merchandise store in the mountain inter-mountain country We call the attention of our fathers and mothers to their ad The following ad appears regularly in the Tribune and Her Herald The Fall 1 term of the University of Utah begins September 18 1893 The poor fellow I who learns this fact now will find a anice 3 nice lot of lessons to be made up up ri Ill tell you you vou said Smith R. R V. V to toa a CHRONICLE Reporter it takes a fellow V with plenty of nerve nerve to go around the halls between 3 and 4 on the afternoons K t that Miss Babcock holds her class in ini int t i Physical Culture The girls seem to think that they r have a perfect t right to do what they please say what they please and go gon n where and when they please Now r we are willing to concede them J all the they desire but we would like to find a place in the hall to hang our hats Phew what a disagreeable odor What is is it Oh its only some of the wearing apparel of the General Chemistry Class dissolving under the action of sulphuric acid Among the odd things seen on the street Tuesday night of last week was a crowd of University students headed by bythe bythe bythe the business manager of the CHRONICLE carrying a corpse of the Liberal Party One of our sweet girl students was heard to remark the other da day ay I I am very fond of red Really I have cried myself to sleep many a night because my hair was not red Several of our smaller boys and a afew afew afew few of the larger fellows with larger estimates of themselves turned out in inthe inthe inthe the political processions the other even even- ing Now this is all right but they wore the uniform of the University and that is all wrong Several of the students male have discovered a new way to study General Chemistry They go to the lab laboratory get talking to other students generally female and spend the hour sitting with them on the desks which were made for chemical experiments Here they try experiments in spooning and testing affections and in the room class-room answer not prepared I It t is not difficult to predict what will become of these students next year They will no doubt be Specials With bulging eyes and cheeks two members of the Delta Phi Society came rushing across the campus on Monday Monday Monday Mon Mon- day night at a gait that would make Johnson hustle to beat with a bicycle With breath coming in gasps limbs trembling and knees knocking together Eliason told their story It appears that they saw a man roll down the hill on Second North Street and went to assist him up or see if he was dead when he gave chase and with terrible threats followed them to the University In a pleasant little valley where during summer Groo many sweet Williams Williams Williams Wil Wil- liams a Young Badger wandered from home causing a great Deihl Delhi of trouble to a Bowman who lived near the forest One morning the Bowman saw the Badger and gave Chase The Snow was deep the air was full of Frost but the Bowman Prest Prest-on Prest on over the Hills and gaining upon the Badger sent a Sharp arrow quivering into its Hyde The Badger was not dead so the Bowman Bowman Bowman Bow Bow- man conveyed it in in a Van to market where it was sold at a good Price Some fifty or sixty ladies from St. St Marys Mary's arys ary's Academy accompanied by the Sister Superior paid a pleasant visit to Prof Montgomery and the Museum last Saturday They seemed exceedingly pleased and interested with the sights that met their eyes also with the lecture given them by the Professor The especially interesting feature was the large specimen of stone lode-stone seen in one of the glass cases They took great delight in watching pins needles etc run to the he magnet and as a memento of their visit left a number of the pins and needles needles- magnetized and in various positions on the specimen |