Show rS' rS f WILL SANTA MONICA Calif May 2 Well about all you can enn see In tho the papers la Js Honolulu Tho The whole thing thins Just proves that the Islands got any use usa for tor the navy c and tho the maInk main k land Course I Iguess guess I am all wet but I never r rha ha have vo seen any anya a 4 reason why us us I or any other nation na Lion tion should hold under subjection of ot any kind any Islands or country country coun try outside ot of our own Wo We say we have to have It to protect tho the P Pacific Pa why dont we have to have havethe havethe havethe the Azores to protect the Atlantic We are going to get Into a w war r someday someday some someday day either over Honolulu or the Phillipines lets all 11 come home homo and let every ery nation ride Its own surf surfboard surfboard board play Its own and commit their devilment on their own race BEVERLY HILLS Calif May 3 J. election day out here in California Course Courso Its all cut and dried with the republicans but th tho old democrats out here in Orange Orange- got a chance to name tho next nominee Al AI Smiths big spurt In the east has shown that Governor Roosevelt cant possibly go to the convention with enough to nominate Give Garner California and Texas and he will be sitting prettier than any of ot the three for there Is one thing about a 30 Smith delegate he ho Is sure loyal to Smith and wont go for tor anyone else at the finish only who Smith tells em to The democrats always be bet beat t the man that goes to tho the convention convention conven convene tion with the most votes BEVERLY HILLS Calif May 5 About all these primaries prove around the country Is that the democrats dem demo ocr ts got three good men and the republicans only one It looks to tome tome tome me like any man that wants to be 1 resIdent president In times like these lacks something Wall Street Is being Investigated but they are not asleep while Its being done You see where the senate sen sea ate took that tax off of the sales of ot stocks you Saved em 48 million mil mu- lion fon dollars now why dont dent somebody somebody some some- body Investigate the senate senata and see who got to them then to get that tax removed That be a rea Investigation HOLLYWOOD Calif May 6 G.- G. The Tho congressman that suggested cutting govern govern- on m e en n a t aviators salary to help o balance t their h a I r overspent budet bud bud- got get et he get j far with his bill In fact tact he ho able to take oUa off oW Q a And n d leave the ground with it t Taxpayers know t an aviator risks his I 11 life I t I e every day and a politician only on November fourth every avery four tour years Tho The other day Mr Hoary Henry Ford visited Mr Hoover and told him that what the tho country needed was a n anew new eight and a garden Most people got no room for lor a garden sa so what Mr Ford will do Is put out outa a car with a garden In it H then you yon hoo hoe as you go HOLLYWOOD Cal May 7 Our Our heretofore docile Quaker President went on the warpath and cut loose with both barrels at Congress and the Senate and his message was loaded with votes It was on government government gov gOY economy Ho He told the court In his own way wh what t was happening You guys guya Tare Tare- are not going to do anything about cutting down You are afraid bo bo- cause causo every everyone one you fire has got a vote so if It you are arc afraid to shoot the tho bear give me mo the tha gun and I will do doIt doIt doIt It and take tako tho the consequences Somebody has been feeding Herbert Herbert Her Her- bert raw meet and If it ho keeps up that diet and builds up those corpuscles cor cor- he will bo ho elected by ac ac- ac SANTA MONICA Cal May 9 Diary of ot a U U. U S. S Senate trying to find that they have already spent but didn't have Monday Soak Monday Soak the rich Tuesday Tuesday Begin Begin hearing from the rich Tuesday afternoon Decide to give the rich a chance to got richer Wednesday Tax Wall Street stock sales Thursday Thursday Get Get word from WallStreet Wall Walt WallStreet Street Lay off ort us or you will get no campaign contributions Thursday afternoon Decide afternoon Decide We Weare Weare are wrong about Wall Street Stroet Friday Soak Friday Soak tho little tell fellow ow Saturday morning mornIng Find Find out there v s no follow fellow He has been soaked till tm ho he Is drowned Sunday Sunday Meditate Next Same Same procedure only more talk and less results gi D 1932 t t I I. I |