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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD Instinct Is Faulty Guide to Choice of Diet, Doctors Say Up Keeping fablus in slang By GEORGE ADE THE CHEERFUL CHERUD Selection of Best Foods Is Matter of Experience Service 'f8ervi.-WN- U ars stellar Bodies Have Life A iveral Billion Yeara The reason why one cannot rely on instinct in choosing foods is told 5 The inside of a by Dr. Leslie J. Harris, of the Nuwhich makes tritional laboratory, University of ! star Is a factory out of the Cambridge, and the Medical Re0 Complex elements search council, in his book, Vita85 of all, namely mins in Theory and Practice. As Wplest element of Dr. Harris explains it, the reason I'Uogen. .This is the point the Amencan chiefly is a matter of time. presented to You demand a hot drink when Dr. it Wsical society here by are cold because of a subyou InCl California ck? the conscious recollection of having Langer of felt warmer after you had had one Aritrie of Technology. is not last Pt output of the factory time, he points out. but energy W'UrDkx elements Pains After Dumplings. de; away as the star with the elementary Similarly which is radiated The 7T tew billion years. feelings of hunger itself. The senatoms are left behind sation of following a 1 Only hearty dinner will encourage you to form of r the energy of to repeat the treatment another minute fraction of If k siasie star, the sun, is caught time. And again, if you have pains earth and this energy is after eating dumplings, you will work to soon learn to forego them ops What makes our factories (granted this out of simple ordinary complex things intelligence). NV: But now compare this with the ones.-- ; effects of foods which are less imI Hydrogen Is Stabilizer. would blow mediate and dramatic in action. ine stellar factory n for energy If you are getting rickety from inenthusiasm its jq not for the sufficient vitamin D, or, shall we production were it .J effect of the complex say, anemic from insufficient iron, Of these the most important it is hard to see that instinct will is heavy hydrogen. When teach you which foods would cure sfi-'lze- r you for the simple reason that get too hot heavy hydrogen up into a neutron and an they do not produce their good effect quickly enough for you to nory hydrogen atom and things tice it But you would none the ck where they started, suffer permanent damage this accident of the balance less and deutons from their lack, and many thoua neutrons determines how hot the star sands do. How Animals Choose. Jes and how long it lives. The ' Dr. Harris and associates actualfal temperatures are about 2 1 billion degrees and the life ly tested the theory that animals spiral billion years. According can instinctively pick the correct foods. After several years of reSit James Jeans the stars shine ucif longer than that but few search, they found that animals were able to choose the right food jgdagre with him. No process known 'vijto happen is competent to keep a if it made them feel better immetar going over ten billion years. diately after eating it. If it had a Jio process known is able to heat particular taste or smell or color star over a billion degrees. Dr. by which they could recognize it, (Langer pointed out, because the Tathey learned to take such foods xation at that temperature would quite easily. IS exhaust Thus the matter of choosing any process ever suggested . before that temperature would be foods that are good for you, whether you are a human animal or a pleached. 1 Photons Rage. dog, is a matter of experience. At these high temperatures mat-..je- r is quite different from the mat-.jlj.jOld Incan Called well-bein- trc at-ms- er we know. (s-'- Ko solids ble. No compounds ex-or liquids are possi- A Neutrons, positive electrons, all newly discovered Tare on the earth, abound. reqi Above all and Wil predominating ev--t- h srything, photons of light fierce as o E.p' rage to and fro. Things are so lively that we can d - Sever hope to make any direct under these conditions. ' tie basis for Dr. Langers cal-icare the experiments are being made in .wg many lab-e- s with comparative ease atoms at one another at 5 speed and scoring the hits. s nd fleutons, j ri elr: is i Follow tears ns 9 Miles res, Handout Over Mountain YELLOWSTONE PARK. hoboes, seem to VjwKWfan uncanny knack of find- p?otit where the handouts ELe rirw. tA !:t'e loss than two months ago, Yellowstone National park .'ened up for the annual tourist iet the i, aithful, bear cafeteria where the Bruins gears been regaling n hotel ond 4kcrly l ,a3 at Old have themselves camP table shut down In accord- - park service policy rustle for their &e bears LaKg grub. , J ""Grl tV '? -- It Empire Lesson for Economists Ma,nJ CHICAGO. Modern economists can take a lesson in planned economy from the old Incan empire. It ruled millions of South American Indians until Spanish conquest made it collapse like a house of cards. Lives were strictly regulated in this empire. No one of humble birth could rise to an important office. Each clan owned its land, and the community cultivated it, working the private sections, sections devoted to religious contribution, and those devoted to government revenues. Birth and death records were kept. Roads were built by quota labor. The notables or Incas ruled, considering themselves the brains of the Communistic state. Prof. J. Eric Thompson of the Field Museum- - of Natural History recommends study of this ancient regime, in his new Archeology of South America. It gives us an insight, he says, into the function of an autocracy grafted pn Communism, and an sucopportunity of studying the cesses and failures of that nova system. Loudspeakers for Cars cafeteria at the Shows of the Yellowstone, Quiet Drive-I- n Old Customers. ?flCanyon y uiiles aw'ay, ,i, or business was kept this season. , Wfyne RePlogJe, rt tnal!Ser Hnow a lot of the bears sfs, t during several seasons on ground- duty at Old Faith- - WASHINGTON. Neigh- motion picwhere kind the ture theaters, sit m theif and in drive patrons ,Zcd luite iMC'ber num- - autos while seeing and listenf h;!CC?f d riends In not be the new locality. ing to the show, would of annoyed by the loud blasts if the screens loudspeakers, talk-ic- s l,f at Extinct Animal new way of quieting the stored in New should go into widespread York use each 1 blest I e.ver tro 011 dry WthCedl As!aS P.ant Ba at LCAc now s''own as at the American AK atural History, in 0 tlon, sculPture which accd " display in the 'As t L re; . Museum artists 0PnU'tff the Lnishing' tic... enormous im-,- 1 Jich mounts a body as sl'J elephants on top of H 13 !e tmt Ices. 1 ' ay living wa 8 e rhi- - Clherlum ?. Srnlativ bors of "drive-i- n Individual loudspeakers for car is the feature of the invention been for which a patent has just Los of granted to G. Douthwaite space Angeles, Calif. Each parking would be in the open air theater A provided with a loudspeaker. parktog the into would pull car a space and drive up autoramP,lma, the radiator of the contact with the cone of the loudspeaker. would travel In tiffs way sound the from the loudspeaker, through through car, radiator of the dashboard Into the auto proP LtcraUy Each car would thus be through coupled to a loudspeaker way. it i its radiator. In this confined to claimed that sound is the car. fixed you The Joke That W'asiit Funny By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter V NU Service. 70U know, boys and girls, I dont suppose anybody exactly relishes the idea of death for any reason, but you cant get around the fact that some reasons for dying are more pleasant than others. The long list of the worlds martyrs seems to suggest that death isnt quite so terrible when youre dying for a good and worthy cause. Sometimes awful to be But on the other it must be L We Wonder hand, pretty facing your Do grouches make a fortune doom on account of nothing more important than a practical joke. more readily than those who are Thats what happened, though, to CHARLEY DI GIACOMO, ? of Paterson, N. J., on March 8, 1923, at the Peoples Bank in A man may spend ten cents Paterson. Death came for him riding on the butterfly wings of a laugh-cafor him at his place of business, just as he was apiece for his three cigars a day; but may his wife spend thirty getting ready to leave for the night. It happened so suddenly that for a moment Charley could hardly cents a day for candy? and strengthen realize what had happened. He was putting his books away in the big Try vault when his friend Bill, another clerk in the bank, called out, Hurry your soul. When a man tells a Then he heard the door click shut. It funny story, laugh and dont tell up, Charlie, or Ill lock you in. was seconds before he realized that that ominous click meant death. another one. We can all nobly meet the Bills Thoughtless Gag Threatens to Smother Charley. that hasnt much of an temptation to Bill hadnt meant shut that door. Hed only been kidding only appeal. meant to close it part way. But at the last moment the heavy portal had slipped from his hands. Too late he realized he had shut the door We Learn From Them Remorse is one of the teachers to an vault a vault in which a man could live only a few hours a vault equipped with a time lock that couldn't be opened till on the faculty of the school run Discretion is the next morning! by experience. Bill called Garret Kuiken, the assistant cashier, who was still another. A great deal can be expressed in the bank. Kuiken called the fire department, and the firemen in merely gestures; so a dog called out half of Paterson. They got crews from the electric finds. light company, crews of structural iron workers and concrete workers. They sent for an ambulance for they knew Charley If country people realized, how Di Giacomo would need it before they got him out. Then they set strongly city people admire counto work with drills trying to punch a hole through the side of the try scents, theyd be prouder. vault. It takes the enthusiasm out of a While crew after crew arrived on the scene the firemen worked mans speech to know that there' frantically, but their labors were futile. A bank vault is built to keep is another man present who is people out of it. but it isnt an easy thing to GET people out of. And secretly contemptuous of what he sweet-tempered- me self-deni- al g sta-bilizi- ed For once,. Wth.rin R.TC",i 2 tc-- 5 we.Il-dress- Another season comes ?don$. ' Rattle. t:lx Tdvfcy-- Le something vrontj. Before I et quite. Club a person, resentful of modern dietary directions, of being told to eat foods he does not like or to forego favorite items of diet because of their effect on his health, has revived the old idea that instinct or appetite is a good dietary guide. DI flPrilucing Energy dlrom Simple Source Im Adventurers AfANY Are Factories to Id like WNTJ Snrvfc air-tig- He Wanted to Be Like a British Nobleman Who Can Go Through an Explosion Without Shifting His Monocle. THE SLUMBERING VOLCANO there was a Young Man Cyril Frappey who himself on the Fact that he never made a Show ONCE - of his Emotions. He wanted to be like a British Nobleman, who can go through an Explosion without shifting his Monocle. He knew that Men would secretly envy him and Beautiful Women would eat out their hearts for him If he could ever be the calm, poised, unruffled, UDexcitabie, superior and patronizing Man of the World. It was a hefty Contract for one born In an $1,800 House In a ratty suburb where Vegetables were sold from Wagons and there was no Social Life except two Grass Tennis Courts. Statistics show, however, that many of our most Aristocrats came from west of Pittsburgh and a Wrist Watch will fit any one. Mr. Frappey didnt have any Ancestors whose Pictures he could produce. If he had secured the Pictures, he wouldnt have dare'd to hang them on the Wall. He didnt have any Coat of Arms, although he certainly was entitled to an Heraldic Device showing a Mushroom surrounded by Icicles pendant. He was just a Hireling In a Bank, with enough property to fill a Steamer Trunk and a Bank account not yet strong enough to stand Manalone, but he had the lofty at Rome Caesar entering ner of the head of his Legions and he seemed to get away with It. In this Country, when a Lad of in a Lowly Birth keeps himself Condition of antiseptic Cleanliness and comports himself with Dignity and looks down at the Universe to from Heights above, he Is sure and Herd Common the above rise finish either In the Aisle of the PriDress Goods Department or the Develsome of phoney Ofllce vate Mr. Frappey opment Proposition. Greatseemed cut out for Future the Stenograeven ness, because he bad the phers admitted that of Distinction, If that means anything to you. In other Swank words he carried a Ton of to be Pals no Trying had and he have would Chummy with Cyril Tea at the been Just like Afternoon high-geare- d Hall-Mar- k Morgue. HE WAS A SPECIALIST on the supOur Hero specialized common and the all of pression of Human Manifestations Weakness. be If be happened to Street and saw 80 or 100 Vouped In front of a Window a perfectly-develope- Politeness but he made It a rule never to cajole and flatter. It was Indifference that shook up the Girls and made them work overtime. If you want the Low Down, and Inside on Mr. Frappey, the Facts are these: As a Cynic he was a False Alarm and as a Stoic he was all Veneer. Under the hard Crust of his cultivated Personality, all of the customary primeval Passions surged and bubbled. He retained all of the Fool Impulses of the Weaklings who had preceded him, but he thought he had them har- A PtN For Instance when he met Miss Estelle Gimpey, the trained and Frappey told himself that he was merely In the presence of a living Organism composed largely of Oxygen, Hydrogen, Carbon, Iron, Phosphorus and various Mineral Salts. The hidden and submerged Ego began to quiver like an Aspen and was ready to admit that Estelle was the logical Miss America From and Queen of the Wows. the Outside he was a Glacier but Internally he enjoyed the Temperature used at Bethlehem, Penna., In boiling up Steel for Armor Plates. Miss Gimpey, for the first time e in her brief Career as a Vamp, found herself In the Presence of a Male who did not fall for the Shoulder Action and a very superior line of Work with the Eyes. She wras piqued and puzzled and to be Literary for the Nonce, one might almost say that she was Intrigued. She was accustomed to see them curl up like Bacon in a Skillet. She said to herself that this Buddie might he a hard one to upset but It was her Experience that the longer they held out the harder they fell. So she began to throw at him Everything she had, little suspecting that Saint Anthony, who withstood the Twelve Temptations, bad an Easy time of It as compared with Mr. Frappey, the bogus high-voltag- Worn-an-nate- HE REVERTED TO TYPE She carried the Battle to him and let him have Volley after Volley of Soft Sighs and coy Glances. One Evening, when It seemed as if she had lost, be wrapped hls muscular Right Fin around her supple Waist and reverted to Type. He began to gurgle all of the Incoherent and Idiotic platitudes of conventional Courtship. He wanted her to marry him early next morning. After she got back to her Room and straightened her bob, she realized that Sir Launcelot was Just an l ordinary Dub and would be an Aw-fu- AVv, IP says. Scatter praise; most people don't get as much' as they deserve. WM V ' Be Sure They Properly Cleanse the Blood , are constantly matter horn the blood ing stream. But kidneys sometimes lag in their work do not act at nature intended fail to remove impurities that poison the system when retained. Then you may suffer nagging back ache, dizziness, scanty or too frequent urination, getting up at night, puf finest under the eyes feel nervous, miserable upset. Dont delay? Use Doans Pills. Doan's are especially for poorly func tioning kidneys. They are recommended by grateful users the country over. Get them from any druggist. kidneys yOURwaste Hurry Up, Charley, Or Ill Lock You In. meanwhile poor Bill, the cause of all the trouble, was taken home in a state of collapse, tormented by the thought that his joke had caused the death of his friend Charley. It Looked as if the Vault Would Be Charleys Tomb. Again the drills began clattering at the top of the vault Would he live until they could get him out? Thats something Charley didnt know, himself. When that door had closed on him it had taken him a few seconds to realize the gravity of his predicament When I remembered that the door couldnt be opened till I was stunned for how long I the next morning, he says, cannot say. Everything was quiet. 1 could hear the thumping of my heart. 1 felt alone and helpless like a man buried a thousand miles under ground. I pulled myself together. 1 knew 1 must keep calm. The concrete workers arrived and a pneumatic drill was brought into play on the top of the vault After an hours work they succeeded in drilling a small hole in the top of the vault Would Charley still be conscious? The president of the bank just came on the scene, put his There was Are you all right boy? mouth to the hole and called: no answer. But after a moment a piece of twisted paper was thrust up through the opening. On it was scrawled one word, Hurry! There Wasnt Any Air Left for Charley to Breathe. At first I could breathe, but I knew that the air wouldnt last long. I was standing up when they began to pound on the sides of the vault The din was so terrific that 1 stuffed my fingers in my ears. But I was happy to know help had arrived. The place seemed to be getting hot. Breathing began to be harder. I broke out in a cold sweat and got down on the floor where the air was better. For hours 1 lay there, gasping for breath. My body was feverish. I began to pray that they would be in time. Charleys lungs were aching. He was burning up inside. As time went on breathing became almost impossible. His tongue hung out and he licked at the side of the vault because it felt cool. His head was spinning. Tears were rolling down his face. His stomach was turning and he thought he would go mad. The Cost of Humor Is Pretty High, Sometimes. I felt like dashing my head against the walls, he says. Everything was getting hazy. The end was near when 1 looked up and saw a hole. I struggled to a chair, stood on it and pushed a note through. . Then I fell to the floor, unconscious. It fook them five hours to open a breach In that wall of battleship steel. Charleys face was blue, his eyes bulging and hls tongue hanging out of his mouth when, at last, they got him out into the air. His hearing was gone and he still cant hear as well as he once could. For weeks he lay in bed recovering from the shock. The doctors say he will never be quite the same again and wont be able to do ihdoor work for many years. Its a pretty tough price to pay for another guys sense of humor. Gerais lemon-scente- scented d VVA'. nessed. Thing to have around the House. She knew that If he had repulsed her and continued to treat as her Silly Child, she might watching Washhim throughout a frothy have worshiped demonstrate Blond As It he would elevate the Eternity and even beyond. ing Machine ahead, with was, she sent a enrt Note. In which old Chin and go straight Flash. she explained that she would alout trying to sneak a WNU the in News ways entertain a certain Respect The most exciting him het up. for him but she was dead sure they never got Paper never could hit off as Man and never coaxed Variety of Flavors The Comic strips out of this Wife, because their Natures were Wrinkle of many of the A classification a as much as In a very nice not compatible. trees reads like a cataeucalyptus she dropped bored him. Hewam and diplomatic way log of flavoring extracts for cakeof so many him from a Fonrth Story Window Presence the making. Some of them, says the noyed by Concrete. onto the hard Los Angeles Times, are the pepperclammy Weepers. out for When be read her Note by the mint gum, d gum, Mr Frappey bad mapped definite cold Philosophy of and and sugar gum. Light strict morning gum a very himself He he was much relieved, ne knew The crushed leaves of these trees In regard to WImmen. KJ observed that smirking Lovers that she had tricked him by having actually have the designated odors. a Battery concealed somewhere on The peppermints are the tallest Tho answer the Bell and run Johnny-on-Jher Person. Being once more un- trees in the world. The almost unad are always , der Restraint he was more than believable heights of the tallest eua kind of second-rateenjoy Spot he ever convinced that a Man Is a calyptus trees vary from 400 to alty Popular domesticated hut the Chump to give way to any natural most 600 feet It is said that there nme as Boston Terriers, all the time, Impulse or recognize the Existence is a eucalyptus tree near Sydney are yearning, Maidens of what Is sometimes known as the 625 feet high. One of the modest cousins of these giants of the eucasame as Ron-lOpposite Sex. and Inscrutable, the She told everybody about It but lyptus family is known as EucaMovie. In the Coleman lyptus polyanthemos, or the Ausno one believed her. found go whenever Mr. Frappey tralian beech. It is one of the hara Volcano MORAL: After erupts of a diest and most drouth resistant of Mmscif In the Company a for long time. with courtly It lies quiet the small types of eucalyptus. he treated her d " A apple-- 11 --.Kotmexe TO HELP REFINE COARSENED IRRITATED Sill U CUTIEURAi? f RFC Sompl writCutlf urtf'Daot 24,Moldn Matt. Opening for FEMALE AGENTS Makers of a well known, highly ethical cosmetia preparation are seeking female agents, either new or currently engaged in similar work. Highly effective new selling seller angle makes It a sure-firin 90 of cases. It will not be necessary to purchase sample merchandise ii satisfactory credit references are furnished with letter of Inquiry. v Write today, to e DENTONS COSMETIC CO. Service. 4402-23r- St, d Abrahams Gardens Gardens are recorded in ancient accounts of the journey of Abraham from Ur of the Chaldees to the Land of Cannaan, says Ilia New York World, gardens that flourished in approximately 2000 B. C. The record is, as follows: When the caravan stopped for a long time in one place the women cultivated the soiL They raised lettuce, onions, radishes, beans, lentils, cauliflower, cabbage, carrots and beets. The seeds they carefully saved and carried from place to place. - Sometimes when they found a new root they planted it In larger fields they raised wheat, rye and barley to feed their cattle and rr ake bread for thmselves. The men could not help much in cultivating the soR because they had to care for the herds, hunt and fight. coSmctlcL Long Island City, N. Y. yfIEASPOONFULS IofmilkofmagnesiA IN ONE TASTY V WAFE EATING HEAVY FOODS brings on highly acid stomach condition morning after distrej. 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