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Show UINTAH BUSIN RECORD New Scenery Wanted I SAY- -1 VJ YoU hats the DO LI YE look IDEA OF SA'OMG" at To well-press- ed WOMEM-SbU'- ADMIT ."THAT? "WAT 1 - WELL-A- H LL r . Find suppose i po Thrills Here for the Young Lady HOW f 8LL,THEfJ, I OLD PATTERN HAVE V Humorous ! GENIUS FjrN, llttlo Jones ran excitedly from the room ami fetched Ins w Ife. Then lie went out Into the garden LOBBStERS as DISAPPEARS AND WTH THIEVES LOBSTERS THEY """ATeAL IE iNDlsj- ;- all the time FPUM HERE? and called the twins, who were telling the children net door what do when they arrived at they the seaside. After that he persuaded young Albert to abandon for the moment his efforts to get Radio Paris on the wireless, brought cook In from the kitchen, and even asked nurse to lift baby from the perambulator. And, to his delight, he found that when they all sat on the largest trunk at once, he could Just manage to fasten the lid. London Opinion. FROMT OP ME OlNN EYES, IT SEEMS LIKEi , 1752 As to fashions for the younger set theyre cute and pert as can be, with necklines and sleeves designed to thrill any young heart. The adon able model sketched here has several possibilities, all of widen Mother wl,l want to work up. The complete way Is the frock boasting the high collar, youthful shoulder ruffle and adorThe ruffle may be able sleeves. omitted, If you like, and for summer days the frock would be cool and Just ns smart without the collar and sleeves. The new send belted waist line and front panel are designed to make you look divinely tall. Perfect for gayly printed cottons! Pattern 1732 Is available In sizes 4. C, 8, 10 and 12. 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Naturally Upset Her Iletgho Old Jonas Hardscrabble fell plumb off the roof of Ids hoime while he wuz shingling It" Mrs. Why so Didn't his wife feel awful?" Awful Is no name for It he fell right lido her bed of sweet peas. I.ronklj n Ilagle. Mrs. Modern Politician Have you seen the candidate yet?" "Yes; he flew over our house this morning and dropped down a lot of literature and threw a kiss to the yards 30 Inch fabric. Illustrated Slep by step sewing Instructions In baby." Pathfinder Magazine. eluded with each pattern. Send FIFTEEN CUNTS (15c) In HIS SOLE OCCUPATION? coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Write plainly name, address nnd style number. BIS SURE TO STATIC BIZIS. Address orders to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 213 West Seventeenth Street, New York City. PREPAREDNESS Johnny was very hard on trousers. day, while shopping with a friend Ids mother bought cloth for a pair of trousers for Johnny, but ordered a good hit more than seemed necessary. 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Now, Tommy," asked his teacher, reproachfully, dont you want to learn how to figure butting aierages?" Toronto Globe. EVADE TCSSlC tivenif Jim Will you marry me If I stop smoking cigirettes? Maude No. Jim ; I couldn't think of marrying a man who did nothing Our Pet Peeve TTi Aoeiatrlf Kewnrerf Mortgage Included Customer Hut you didn't tell me about the mortgage on the house? Cuptaln Why did you retreat? Owner Don't you remember? I You had the other side outnumbered told you It had all the modern Imdefeated. and technically provements. Vancouver Province, Sergeant I know, captain, but a nest of hornets got Into the game. Couldnt Daunt Him I must tell you that my daughter Couldnt Stand Himself can bring a husband only her beauty An elderly man became somewhat and her Intellect." worried about himself and went to I don't mlml many young couples see a doctor. The doctor listened have started In a very small way." and smiled. My dear sir, he said, "this little Funny Thing.'Aga habit of talking to yourself Isn't any"A very handsome woman, that thing to worry about. Mrs. Miller." Isn't It?" said the patient, IndigYou ought to have seen her 15 or nantly. You dont know what a 20 years ago when she was 10 years darned bore I am." younger." London Jit lilts. Tha Mean Thing Service First Actress I like to act In a Walter Tea or coffee? play that brings tears. Second Actrc'-- s Won't any play Guest Chocolate I Waiter (shouting) Mlxtim. you're In da that? vtpr-m- m |