Show m f NO fm m fu 10 gam R ft jhc efm in the bush lecque leca ue I 1 by W D BUSHI j the latest thing in com tion a mobile telephone car was in tooele thoele last monday I 1 had a chance to go along on a demon with wally thompson manager of the local telephone of f ce and other city and county of ficiala the idea has possibilities in fact it is already in use in many parts of the country salt lake has a taxi cab company that has these telephones in them and many of the pol ce in some states have a i adopted the plan I 1 we all got a chance to talk over t and it worked as well as could be expected because of the fact that there is not a transmitter in thoele tooele all our calls had to go through the salt lake operator then back to tooele thoele as a long dis tance call so the reception lop iop exceptionally good in some snots it was excellent and in other spots hardly anything could be heard this was due I 1 was told to some areas being dead for radio re ceiling I 1 bel eve that if a transi ater were set up some place near here tooele thoele could have very good re caption on mobile telephones the only drawback I 1 can see I 1 with having a telephone in your car would be that your wife could be a back seat driver without ev en leaving the house imagine the missus calling you up and saying now john be careful now don dont t go too fast etc etc it would be funny to get a wrong number when you were calling a person in a mobile car wouldn t it ita instead of getting your husband or wife you might hear harrys harry s beer truck draft beer delivered to your door A couple of weeks ago we print ed a lot of mis sprints that had ap feared eared in other papers last lat week there was one in our own news sheet caused by the om mission of a single line from a front page story those of you who didn dian t no tice ice it missed a good laugh the line me should have read les me kendrick reports the local pheasant flock appears to have withstood the ravages of a severe winter and numerous poachers in reasonably good shape instead it read les mckendrick appears to have with stood the ravages of a severe win ter and numerous poachers in reas good shape people were calling us all day and asking how poor les was and if we thought he d ba b able to take another winter even the author of the story called to ask if he had written that no folks it gasn wasn t les altho he stood the winter 0 K it was the pheasants in this county we were talking about excuse us people have called to my at ori on the lbook boor condition of the sidewalks in tooele thoele particularly tho P an ila 1 n street between gor don s and the 1st ward A lady told me that she was afraid she might fall sometimes because of the b f P cracks and places where one section of the wal khas settled leaving a ridge she be ng not too young was not desirous of suffer ing any broken bones I 1 have noticed them too and I 1 11 really do th they should be fix ed advice to housewives when cooking cabbage take it to the home of your mother in law then it won t stink you own house advice to girls in the r teens girls to this adv ce give heed in your affairs with men if at f you don t succeed cry cry again advice to doctors A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone ahr MORAL doctor mind the sick and leave the well alone my definitions jury 12 men who get together at a trial to see who has the better lawyer adult A person who has stop ped growing except in the middle egotist A person of low taste more interested n himself than me wife the bitter half husband A man who is not only 1 against marriage but up against it insurance something that makes you worth more dead than alive G I 1 bill A document that guar altees veterans equal rights with non veterans cynic person who is suffering from skeptic poisoning these warm days bring thoughts of summer and summer reminds one of vacation tinie time lat last year I 1 had a fine vacation in parts of utah and california one of my fri fn ends and T found a swell place to fish we were out on a lake really pulling them in I 1 told him it was too bad we couldn coulden t find the place again tomorrow he had a good idea though he suggested we mark the boat but I 1 said how did we know we would get the same boat tomorrow 7 it was too bad I 1 d like to find that place again we went past the asylum on our way south A man leaned out of an upper story window and point ed at the gardner saying hey what s that man doing down there why my says I 1 he s put ing fertilizer on the strawberries fertilizer on the strawberries exclaimed the inmate we put sugar and cream on ours and they call us crazy when we got down to california I 1 called up the paper man to tell them we had forgotten to notify them to stop the paper while we were gone don droubay answer ed what is aa it s a long distance from los angeles replied the operator I 1 know it said don and went back to bed I 1 tried once more and when the operator got don she said hello is this toodie tooele I 1 I 1 1 19 don said no this is tooele thoele eleven eleven the operator said oh sorry to have bothered you that s all right no bother at all said don I 1 was getting up to answer the phone anyway on our way home we stopped stop ed a long to road at the california utah border A man was tearing down his house on the utah side and moving it across into california why are you doing that I 1 said cant can t stand any more of those cod cold utah winters replied our friend maybe we wont won t all have as many interesting experiences as I 1 did on my last vacation but with all the things there are arp to see now aday we won wont t promise anything I 1 will end this column by putting in a small news item mr and mrs herman finkle have hav just become the proud parents of a baby boy their first remember chronicle want ads bring results |