Show MEW ff f MR r M q q M 3 MEMO CEM UR M 9 n R in the bush lea beaque ue I 1 J by W D BU BUSH S H 11 those of you who missed the T ions show lost out on an even ing in of fine entertainment display ed by the local gentry whose tal ants come to the foreground only once a ye ir practically all lions in tooele thoele were in the show and even their wives were backstage helping out with the makeup and so on it was a success in every way and coming as the climax of a new drive for funds for the golf course added enough dollars to br na n the total collected to over for th s drive alone lions can point with pride to their part in this fine community rom project and the rest of the town would do well to take a ion I on from th tham m one of the highlights of the show was the trapeze act done by dr T M aldous H s feats of daring we r real crowd pleasers and the audience applauded him resound angly incidentally the doctors placed a b g part in the review be sides dr aldous dr mayo was in the chorus and took part in the roller skating act dr journay was in a couple of skits and looked like a real thespian dr ph lip antrim took part and to top it all off a centia dr robert wassom was one orie of the chorus girls dunne during the friday performance dr millburn was in the aud ence so every doc doe tor in tooele thoele was at the show it was too bad though for nobody got hurt or sick there were many scenes back stare stave which escaped the people out front but they failed to escape this writer and his snoopers one of the main problems u was trying to get such darlings as van otten wassom thompson and the rest re t into their chorus girl outfits par pal the bra after th they ey were through with these little it ems they say some of the boys were playing blind man s buff us ng a bra for the blinder the skating act done by carlos bardwell cec tate norval adams sike gillett and doc mayo was a thing of grace and beauty every body seemed to get along swell with the exception of the last men tinned dr mayo don dont t you think you could have trained that pal ommo of yours to skate better than you did dida I 1 don t wonder that the doc doe would be daring enough to try the skating act though you see he can probably get iodine bandages penicillin and such at wholesale prices I 1 don dont t see yet though how the lions committee could find five men with such beautiful legs they were killers and had many of the ladies in the auditorium sighing and swooning F B kindred was the only one who ri the bathing beauties for sheer daintiness and genuine beauty he who was wa S a she played the part of a bar flys daughter said barfly being one disreputable citizen known as jack but mark lindberg was the real downfall of all of them especially kindred who fell down when she 1 I mean he was hit by a flying bottle in jay bald wins win s saloon lindberg always the conniving cunning sporty kind land was shown in his true light as a gentleman of the world who went about from bar to bar inducing in rin adolescents a and d virtuous maidens to take to ti the ae bottle shame on him floyd halsey you might have known was the prudent wife of jay B and although she or was it hea tried her best to keep her son kenneth harker from the evil of drink she failed for the con driving lindberg enticed poor young kenny to put his lips to the bottle and he was weaned from milk forever brever As for the barkeeper mr baldwin he looked more like a bartender than a clothing store manager four beauties competed for the tittle of miss tooele thoele after much debate and several rounds of ap glenn nelson was adjudged th the winner I 1 don t know what he vf won on it on although he was a buxom babe A D tanner was by far the cutest and s hair was beamut ful even though we t tell what was underneath the wipe wic warburton had a super shape but they all wanted cherry maybe everybody figured that if cherry was selected he would buy free beer for everyone in the house were d sap pointed though be cause all cherry gave away was I 1 some onion onions rhubarb and a stalk of celera that composed his cor ca ap cap p I 1 f nalla came to the con clus aclus on that it was the makeup that put the nelson entry acro across ss so we well 11 give maxme maxine the cred t tell us jadv what do you use lady esther helena Rub tusa whatever it was it looked 0 K on cherry after the show dale james and jack jacl clarke were trying out doc aldous trapeze there was a thud and dale looked around and saw that jack had swung way out over the stage then fallen off he ile ran over to the limp figure and said oh jack are you it if you are say so jack rolled over and looked up to dale saying no I 1 in not killed but I 1 cant can t ans cause I 1 was knocked speech less bob kesler climbed up on a lad der to paint some scenery for the play glen scott came along and said say have you got a good grip on that brush bob said yep so scotty replied well hold on tight then because 1 I in tak ing the ladder away lavar tate president of the cham ber of commerce was there he had 3 devised a method of soly ing the unemployment problem his idea is to take all the women and put them on one continent and all the men on another then ev would get busy right a way building boats a earl house walked up to lyman anderson and said say lyman don dont t worry about that 5 1 I owe you why not said lyman are you rou going to pay me mea no replied sari earl but it its s silly for both of us to worry about it I 1 anyway the lions show is over for another year by the way did you ever observe that folks who are always bent on pleasure are usually the ones who go 0 o broke firsta |