Show rII THE THE- I Ants Ant's Eye E Eye e View MAC Last Laet W wee k end end hd things wr Very t et QuIet around our out hots housa hoU 8 t I could lt a storm In the alt air when hen we weh h had d for tot seven seten n straight meats meals And My Lady I Fair air Ju Just t wasn't speaking Ho So It actually wasn't too much of 0 a surprise when I J got this letter In Monday londay mornings morning's mall malls i iDear Dear Editor For some thirty-odd thirty years and th they Y have been odd odit to say uy the leant 1 t have been your staunch i and loyal Joyal ally al I followed you ou through your column called the I Worms Worm's Eye View In Iowa In-Iowa Iowa Neb Neb- r Colorado New Now Jersey and Southern Ca Cal Now I 1 am going through the Eye Ants stage atago Now It is 1960 und and an election year You are a Republican and andam andam am a Democrat Your column of 0 September 30 made our son on lo look at me with witha a glint In his hi eye and say Well how did like you Pops Pop's column I didn't like that glint My Iy daughter daughter in in law looked look look- ed at me like maybe after all allI I didn't have all al almy my buttons button The evening of ot the Great Debate Debate Debate De De- bate Monday September 26 you youat sat at over oyer there in your chair and andI I sat over here bere The Interruptions during the most crucial and im- im TV debate between the two wo candidates was by YOU It went something like this fl ti t l e. e You got m m t cot f. f Yes Yea aye I-aye ay m mb Sugar SugarT Ye fie Sill red r Ye L' L When do we eat Later Late Who ate all the mixed nuts You And that went on during the one-hour one debate By Dy You Now your our Nixon was so insipidly insipid ly Iy polite to my Kennedy that he didn't have one documented argument argument I ment or challenging question to ask him Kennedy on the other hand even though you constantly In Interrupted Interrupted In In- his talks by mimickIng mimicking ing his Harvard accent was aggressive and S 8 scored c cor o r e d on points 1 Nixon was ill Ill l and weary weart Kennedy was well poised and nd eager That made you mad I have never been Impressed by big jig shots or celebrities I cant can't care less what they wear what they look like and what they eat for breakfast On the other hand I am very impressed with this election And It had better come soon or orone orone orone one of ot us ua will wl end up not with a split vote but with a split head Now I will wUl go out and split the wood and please buy me a DECENT DECENT DE DE- CENT pair of ot shoes for tor Christmas Christmas' Christ Christ- mall mas' Yours For better or worse Mrs Ant |