Show M d6o MADE HIM SING A Loveland young man they called Hi Once filled himself up I on prune pie It brought him mich joy That he pans Ship Ahoy And Wait Till the Clouds Itoll l Ilya Denver lost SPARRING Pa how bit Is a whale Plnvat kalml uv a wlmale MA large whaler Umhow 11I1IeItrl LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT Bacon Did you say It was a case of love at first sight EgbertYes he saw her In the bank with a fist full of big bills Yonkers Statesman BREAK EVEN Intelligent Foreigner Your President Presi-dent seems to have a great many of i what you call fool friends Intelligent Native Yes but ho has Just as many fool enemies and they offset each other Chicago Tribune AN EXTRA FIT Mrs De StyleGot your new Easter East-er gown I see Well did your dressmaker dress-maker give you a fit1 Mrs Van NobbYes and she gave my husband one too You should have seen him when he Inspected the bill EXPLAINED Say papa queried the sweet girl graduate what Is your definition of the term womanly woman A womanly woman replied the old man is one who Is capable of manufacturing manu-facturing a pie like your grandmother used to turn outChlcago News THRIFT Estelle that Is an abominably cooked steak You can cook better than that Oh but mother expostulated the young wife If I cook my best Harold will eat It all and there will be nothing left over for croquettes and things I CY Jlttlo Morning Killed anything No have you1Ally Soper SURE OF HIMSELF Ill give you a position as clerk to start with said the merchant and pay you what you are worth Is that satisfactory Oh perfectly replied the college graduate buterdo you think the firm can afford It Philadelphia Public Pub-lic Ledger KNEW WOMAN NATURE Jim said the department store manager you know that lot of ladles openwork stockings left over from last summer Yes sir Mark em up fifty per cent and label la-bel em Common Sense Winter Hosiery Ho-siery Louisville CourierJournal WHERE THE SHOE PINCHED JerryWhy did Stella break her engagement with you Tom Merely because I stole a tissShe She must be crazy to object to having hav-ing her fiancee steal a kiss from her Oh I didnt steal It from her rranslated For Tales From Famlllo Journal ONE WOMANS WISDOM HeWill you be ray wife She Pardon me but how many clubs do you belong to 1Ie1 belong to six but She Then Ill take a chance Youll probably be away from home so much that It wont Inconvenience neChlcago News HER REASON > MAt our church fair the other evening even-ing said Miss Woodby affecting a matteroffact tone I met Mis Roxk Swcllman and Oh Interrupted Miss Ivaoi I never speak to her Ah you know her then No thats the reason I never speak to her Philadelphia Press POOH BIRD Archibald said the young wife nt breakfast there Is a superstition that cuckoo clocks are unlucky Do you think tho one I hung up In your ofllco unlucky Very unlucky Indeed answered her husband with a faraway smile But you havent had any bad luck In the last few days have you No but the cuckoo has When ho started cuckooing while I was talking through the phone I just pulled out my revolver and blew his head off Chicago News |