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Show Handicapped. The small son of a member of Congress Con-gress was invited to a party at the house of a girl friend of his. He said he didn't want to go. "Why not?" asked his father. "You generally have a good time, don't you?" , "Yes," replied the son, "but I guesa-I guesa-I don't care to go to this one." The father grew insistent. "Tell me the reason," he said. "I should think you would be crazy to go." The son twisted and turned and then-he then-he blubbered: . "I am crazy to go, but they play nothin' but kissing games and my lips are all chapped." |