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Show INKLINGS. Puring a recent sform in Theine, Wis., it rained pebble stones for several sev-eral minutes. The Now York S"n calls Weston the walker, "the great Weston." What next ! A loving wife a Lj liraiich mid: "The horrid surf makes rue iituy my mouth shut." Sarcastic husband. "Take some of it home with you." Amorieus, Georgia, has forty marriageable mar-riageable Jewish young men, mostly from the Eastern cities, who aro doing well, financially, but not a single Jewish young lady. The Alleghany, Fa. Presbytery has "solemnly rebuked" liev. Dr, J. 11 Clark tor Lrcsikh-' g a promise of marriage with a young lady. The contribution of th audience attending a woman's rights lecture of Mrs. SuodraHS, at Henderson, Ivy., amounted to twenty-live centti. An exchange says: "You might as wull attempt to shampoo the head of an elephant with a thimbleful of soapsuds soap-suds ua to attempt to do business and ignore printers' ink." Jlis head is level. Johnny Hilton, a rejected lover in Marshal, Indiana, attempted to diown himself the other day, b".t got frightened fright-ened before he had been uiidfr water long, came ashore, and reeohed to try this world of sin, sorrow, and tieklominded girls, a little longer. Mr. Ciiy kaiekpucks Yokuttkolit-rjuilks Yokuttkolit-rjuilks Siikialkvlitniilks Ankachag-amnks Ankachag-amnks Mekutouekulzohotts keeps a hotel at .Sitka, Alaska. 11a says that the Americans have the queerest taints he ever heard of, and it is with the-utmost the-utmost diiheulty he can pronouDce them. A San Frincisco merchant, who Lad an unsalable article consigued to liim from the East, got his personal friends togther, assigned each a street, and inctructed tlum to call at every store and inquire for this particular article. , Then he adveitised the goods, and the retail deuh rs' surprised surpris-ed at t ne unusual call which had been made lor them, took thtru all ell' his huuds at a high price. ' A negro of Wilmington, N. C. , named John (Jon an, was takeo sick some time since he says he was ''conjured" and when he emerged from the sick room, a few days ago, he had changed his color, his face having become almost pertectiy white, whereas previous y it was of a very daik hue.. The irausformation wus so great that tven his most intimate friends did not recognize him. His hair had a'so changed from a light to a dark color. A Joliet, 111,, woman has orginal pronounced views on female suffrage, whicb she expresses in this way: "j just don't beleive in these new women wo-men notions. I have raised six boys four of them vote now, and the others will soon be od enough. Then I will have sis votes. INow tLese good-for-nothing women who have fooled their time away, and never raised a single boy, come around and want every woman to vote foi herself. I don't beleive in such nonsense. I have raised my six boys, and I am going go-ing to Lave every one of them vote for me. Those women who go lecturing lec-turing around the country instead of raising bojs, have no business to vote any wkv." |