Show S Sardonic A BRILLIANT A satire on un woman's womans suffrage e comes to the Salt Snit Lake Labe theatre Thursday Thurs day lay in Nora Eaves Eaves' It Ladies First show w. w ry J l lI I Ia i. i AJ 1 Problems of W Women Politicians Politicians Theme of Charming Charm Charm- ing CO Comedy ledy NE E of ot the thc claims made for equa O ONE suffrage Is that It will mak bribery difficult It will be bo more thu tha n difficult difficult it It will probably mako It Impossible Im lm possible simply because tse It will be to o expensive Take an ordinary ordinary- ma masculine candidate candi date for office Ho Iio fills his pocket with cigars and starts start out on hl his rounds Wherever ho sees an an o p per tunit he hands out a a. cigar and a fc few rounds of hot al air Itna Imagine a woman nd c candidate making the rounds She will have hayo to load up with ammunition than that In fact about tho the only little memento I that would swing the womans woman's votes I would be e neat little bottles s o of Imported imported Im im- ported toilet water at about 5 an an ounce At that rate tho the candidate would soon go broke Then along would como another candidate with a a. little bottle bottlo of or Imported ted water water wIth with thc the price mark still on It H and it-and and nd th the first l tt womans woman's campaign would be bc on the rocks rocks' As for the hot air 11 a woman can get Set getaway getaway away with that when talking to a man but not when talking to another woman E Even En n when a woman candidate I Is running a against the man she is iV isen i Maged engaged en M aged to as 1 in Nora Xora Bayes' Bayes La- La dies First which comes to the the Salt S Lake theatre three days tIa's commencing March 25 33 2 sho makes such an Indifferent indifferent ferent politician that thal sho she Is pleased I to be defeated And If It anything can spur a woman to her best besl efforts efforts' It ought to bo be In competing with her herI fiance Perhaps If It the thc man had only onto I been her husband sho she would have havo known how v to deal with him |