Show A Boys Cogitations I I I notice stagnant waters mostly run shallow I notice Jen wont ever let her beau look in our family Bible I notice a showv expensive funeral is a great healer of a broken heart I notice still water gets its reputation for depth whether it has it or not I notice some people will spend JljOOO on a ball in order to give 50 to charity I notice the greatest men have some little failings that maKe them com temptible at times I notice the readiest purse is the one held by the man who blows the least about charity I notice the man who brags the most about the war is the man who hired a substitute I notice when ignorance is bliss tis folly to tell ma who set the cat on her pet canary I notice the man who owes a bill for liquor goes where he couldnt get trusted to spend his money I notice the girls who dote on love in a cottage are mighty scarce and dont see a prospect of anything better I notice in a restaurant boiled cabbage cab-bage under a French name smells as Our but costs three times as much I notice the fellow who is too old and wornontto enjoy anything is always telling about the good old times I notice the same fellow makes just as much use of the telephone as any modern chap I notice the man who cusses mother inlaws takes mighty good care to have the old lady convenient about the time hs babies are born I notice the same ma who tells me never to deceive hires china and such things when she gives a big spread and Passes it off as her awn I notice the hardest fellow to get a dollar out of to help a poor lone widow I k the one who bowls the loudest about the uncharitableness of rich men I I notice theres a powerful sight more persuasiveness in the oath of a man I who dont cuss but three times in a lifetime life-time and the fellow whos always cussIng cuss-Ing 1 notice Byron and Shnkspeare have lost their faculty of slinging language 1 went to a Spiritualist seance the other worse and their spouted right spirits t Free1 trash than Lord Thompsons Free dom i 1 notice for five dollars a preacher I WU marry couple of fools and any compunctions of Willingly have no I to conscience I notice it costs more marry but the fools are considerable wiser 1aI notice if a country jake pays adol far and ybring ar and a half for a paper and brings mst a a ayed and three or four pumpkin sticks of green wood to the editor he gets Jf mad as a hatter if he tlont get more than forty seven dollars worth of free 1 H ffsSf f Paul Day |