Show V Their Wedding Tour A gawky young man and a shy hangback girl walking arminarm attracted much attention as they walked along the street The young man had told the hotel clerk that he lived near Carney Fork and that he was on his bridal tour bridai uLu said the husband stepping in front of a fruit stand order what yer apertite is er cravin an blamed ef I dont pay for it The wife selected an orange and the husband as he handed over a nickel in payment said Oh when I go on a spree of this sort I never let expenses skeer me off Podner epnses Iruitdealer Uthis is my wife an you bet Ill stand by her Whupped in er head of a feller that had courted her six years an jes nachually tuck her away from him Lou order what your apper tite is cravin an blamed i I dont pay for it forShe She took a nickels worth of candy and as her husband handed over the amount said uOh it aint often in er mans life that he gets on sich a sloshin round spell as this Lou Im with you an I want you to understan that Ill lam down the cash for anything you order Ef yerd married Andy Buckner yer mout stood round with yer mouth watcrin fur things Lou Im your husbandaint 11 Yes Dan Then order what your appetite is I cravin Arkansaw Traveler I |