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JI t. t Ii j o Jt j t. t I t j 4 I Ji J 1 i i. i M I r i p r 9 r t j dt r. r ct tIT 1 I i 1 o j 1 7 tf 1 r j 0 rI J I ir i r fj j J 7 j r t S 1 J 0 1 Jj f d m 1 u w f- f f r J JI I j 4 i Ii What's happening Are you tired tire of being in the dark I am LaRayne Edmunds VP V.P. of Public Public Public Pub Pub- lic Relations and I will be bringing bringing bringing bring bring- ing you out of the gloom of the unknown I will take you to a level of actually knowing well ahead of time the who what where and when of everything for which you have so dearly paid I will satisfy your needs for communication How By utilizing every form of public address there is is' Full involvement of the student news news- paper and there will be a goodone good goodone goodone one will be the main source of communication between you and what's going on in your school You should be informed about about- social activities clubs intramural al sports and what is or is not being done in hi your student government government government gov gov- This is Public Relations If you dont don't know you are not being represented If H anyone is interested interested interested inter inter- ested in helping me light the fires of information around here I would love to rap with you 1 i f J iL N i if J. J w 4 I y 4 q j N i oo Hd F a x T Ah yeah m maybe it was weak and maybe it was too strong but alas its it's done we have a student rag Right on its it's good to talk to ya I would like to thank this years year's year s executive council for at least one thing They graciously appropriated the needed authority authority authority author author- ity and funds to accomplish this paper Right on folks Right away we see input from concerned peers The letters to the editor are appreciated I knew it wasn't all apathy pathy Some of the underground parties parties parties par par- ties this year have been well attended attended attended at at- tended so all are not apathetic apathetic- just gotta gott give them a reason and possibly a little something to tune em up Oh yes and then of course if you happened to stumble across the weekend edition of the NEWS The April edition page 2 section B to tobe tobe tobe be exact you would have had the privilege of reading reading reading read read- ing a nice little article about Donny Osmond and his exploits at BYU and Even as I was reading they answered my obvious obvious obvious ous question What is that longhair longhair longhair long long- hair doing at BYU Since I lived one block off the BYU campus for 2112 21 2 years or so and suffered their persecution like no jobs being hustled off campus every- every time I ventured upon it Well it seems that because the face had to be perfect for the next record album photo the dean of admissions relaxed the rules or oras oras oras as Donny said He was ultimately ultimately ultimately ulti ulti- very understanding about the situation a little lenient with us No financial pressure of course And so my fellow humans we now see that money counts with God and his servants or just exactly what conclusion are we supposed to draw at such a flagrant flagrant flagrant fla fla- fla- fla grant and obviously type move I suggest that if they are gonna onna have the rule right righton on Most of the students down there respect it and all of them have signed contracts that state they will ill adhere to it but they should enforce it unconditionally t Hi Most of you already know me as I have served as your financial officer for the past year For the llie sake of those who dont don't I am Jeannie Anderson I want to thank the students who supported me in my campaign campaign campaign cam cam- and election I have enjoyed enjoyed enjoyed en en- joyed working for the students and our college Past experience will tell you that I know my job and have served you well not only in my own office but also in various committees on which Ive I've served which includes fame and mon mon- mon mon- or ey were they afraid ld their ridiculous ridiculous ri ridiculous ri- ri rule would be ex exposed ed nationwide Well what's with the inconsistency The rule isn't even vague Anyone can understand under under- stand that hair is to be off thee the e ears rs and off the collar Makes me wonder if BYU BY U. U will allow me to attend their school after I secure my Associates in Electronics here It is no secret secret secret sec sec- ret that academically they are among the finest and their EE EF program is second to none So I I plan to apply my foot long hair all Bet I get refused Oh well I gotta graduate here first Oh well words gettin around guys The ladies here are gettin free-er free or else they just decided decided decided deci deci- ded to admit they dig it too snicker Chauvinist At least Oh if its it's too much try the Peace Corps Generally things are good unless of course you are taking classes here and then its it's a different story Yeah its it's that old story of dealing with your faculty members member's particular whims and recovering from midterms midterms midterms mid mid- terms anticipating finals Whew If H we ever get the student student student stu stu- stu- stu dent evaluation move instituted maybe well we'll have a bit more to say about some of these games they're playing Oh well this seems to keep growing and growing as I enjoy on maybe the urgency urgen urgen- cy of the need will be cause for another issue I dont don't want no one of shock Ha Ha Really Peace Fred Wilbur Hav Having ng served as a a. a chairperson l son of the Student Grievance Committee Ive I've had the opportunity opportunity opportunity to work in hand-in-hand with student problems Having noticed noticed no no- noticed an increasing trend to doubt the validity of this committee commit commit- tee I intend to help elp it gain the position it must have on this campus if it is to be e effective in serving the purpose for which it was created I look forward to working with you again |