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Show And On ... Into the April Nite Dear Friends and Loyal Hearts: Last night I received the strangest information, information informa-tion that should be known by every student in South high. This information deals with things that are happening right under our noses. Did you know that Wanda Miller spends her entire fourth period shining the diamond on her engagement finger? Imagine Imag-ine such a sweet thing as Wanda Wan-da being tied down by an engagement en-gagement ring (or is she) ? Duane Johnson has kept his new red convertible Buick m storage because of gas rationing. My! now unhuman of the "wolf." Shirley Smith has decided not to buy any more new suits for the duration because of the shortage short-age of materials. Now someone some-one else can buy one. Jerry Anderson An-derson broke her skiis so she can't go skiing any more. Now she'll ,have to use sun tan powder pow-der for her suntans. Ruth Bennett Ben-nett has grown 5' 8". Unbeliev- 4 able, isn't it? Wedding bells will soon be ringing for Beverley Egbert and Joe Peters. Shag's assembly this year is going to be worse than last year's, if possible. Gloria Glor-ia Clauson predicts that the year book will be out by the end of April or the first of May. Dexter Dex-ter McGarry- lost thirty pounds worrying. Who could cause him that much worry? Did you know that Ruth and Donna Carlson are half-sisters? Here's a little bit of spicy spice! Clyde Oliver and Margery Mar-gery Hyde didn't get in until 5:00 a. m. Friday morning after the Sweetheart's dance. She blamed it on the gas rationing! They can't fool us. We know! By the way, did! you know that women don't even bother Jay Child. He claims he can live without them. If you believe any of this, you're a bigger fool than I. April Fool, Alias, Smoothy Woothy, |