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Show THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH. UTAH LET JUNIOR MAKE OWN SIMPLE FROCK UKt andJP numorir THE FEATHERHEADS VJHY-YO- 'TEArt UR. PATAMA IS ALL COAT Bjr SoT I SOAKED dam- p- Osborne PUTTING POwm THE VlNDoW DURING OH-B- M LAST ID RAlN , NGHT ? I'LL. PATTERN 9600 Sound Sleep SAY A BUrl Storm cams up TURN ABOUT The skipper of a tramp steamer, In writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the Mate Intoxicated. To the entry: mate, who indignantly protested on reading It, the skipper retorted: Well, its true, aint it?" On the following day It was the mates duty to write up the log, and he completed bis account with Skipper sober." The captain stared at it for a moment, then exploded. Well, its true, aint it? was the mate's rejoinder. Ottawa Citizen. voth Yeah Thunder. " ? STORM l PLENTY Dont Know whY AS IT COMES You YOU WAKE MB I CAN'T SLEEP THROUGH A THUNDERST&RM DIDN'T of KNOW Fire works Tess What do you usually eat In this hotel? Tom Dont ask me, ask the cook. 1 simply order the grub. Residence of King amateur dramatic society was giving a show, an affair with royalty An in it. Come, said the actor, who was playing the king, let us go Into the ouse. There was a titter from the boxes. He said ouse," an occupant remarked. The actor, overhearing, turned to the offender. Yus, 1 said ouse do you think a king would live In Pearsons Weekly. hapartments? Smoked Up FINNEY OF THE FORCE Neednt Be Afraid woman engaged a new maid, who answered the door one afternoon. A man stood on the doorstep and asked If her mistress was at home. Yes, sir, replied the maid; come right in. But, stammered the visitor, perhaps shes engaged." Oh, shes engaged ail right, but hes out of town for a week, so you neednt be afraid. Come in. Stray Stories Magazine. A Lives there a Junior Miss who couldnt fall for this smart yet simple school frock? We just know she will want to make her first fall frock from this pattern, because Its so very easy to cut, assemble and stitch, and if Mother Is too busy to supervise the operation, take the pat tern and some pretty cotton to sewing class and work on it there. The youthful, square neck adopts a scarf-- , like collar to slip under its tab, the puffed sleeves have a hearty slash. Action pleats grac& back bodice and skirt, a box pleat, the side front skirt Pattern 9606 may be ordered only In sizes 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14. Size 12. requires 2 yards 36 Inch fabric and yard contrasting. Complete diagrammed sew chart Included. Send FIFTEEN CENTS In coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write "plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept, 232 West' Eighteenth St., New York, N. Y. ITS A FINE ART He Knewl A colonel and a major were strolling Me father and a man named down the main street and during their Dooley have been fighting for 20 walk met several privates. years, but now theyve stopped. The major noticed that each time the Why? Did they bury the hatchet? Excolonel returned a salute, he muttered : No; they buried Dooley. The same to you! change. He became curious, and asked Why do you always say that, col A Real Accomplishment onel? , Mistress I can write my name In Well, replied the senior officer, I the dust on the piano keys. was once a private, and I know what Servant Lor, mum, aint educatheyre thinking. tion a wonderful thing Everybodys Magazine. Even So I believe, said the neglected wife, Double Reminder that mine will be the fate of Abel. Does you know whut you reminds Why so? queried her husband. me of, Liza? Brown sugar. Weil," said the wife, "Abel was How come Ah Is like brown If killed with a club, and you continue sugar? to go to yours every night, I see my "You Is so sweet an unrefined. ! finish. Misunderstood Circus Ringmaster Hey, you, burry up. Lady Animal Trainer (who lisps) Pleathe, thir, I cant find my pafithers? Ringmaster Never mind about your clothes. Go on with your act. ' CRUELTY, MUM I Wearing Him Down The manager of a circus was hearing complaints from his employees. Well," he said to the miserable-lookinindia-rubb- man, CIRCUS ACT g whats wrong with you? Its the strong man, said the other. Whats he been doing? asked the manager. Preparedness Every time he writes the letters By the way, Mary, did you pack he uses me to rub out his mistakes, deI Mrs. Smitt Sue, to want Supposing, Ill my cooking outfit, too? duct from your wages the cost of the explained the freak. try some of the fish catch. Yes, dear, and youll find a can of dishes you broke? Sue Siuire, Mum, In that case its All in Piece sardines packed right with it. meselfd be like the dishes. Jack Can you let me have a dollar? Fred A dollar? Are you cracked? BRAKES ON Jack Worse, Im broke Will Be - , Soon income to down Did the plumber spect the pipes this morning? TOUGH TALK 1 1 eYs. What did he say?" He said there was . nothing the matter, but he could ..soon remedy that , V Indirect Blame, please call Tray." Tm sorry, pop, but I can t, you see i not speaking to Tray since he .v ke my. doll.. Mary, - Mother, did you know Freddy brol$ a window in Browns house? tfo. How did Waiter, this chicken is very small." that happen?? Mercy, Well, 1 threw a rock at hlip and tY.e$slr, but it will take you a long ' ' .tlfctftto eat it." lie dodged. Juggler Bug Bet you cant do this. Other Bug Bet 1 could If 1 had as many arms as you have. Poor Teacher I His Father What do you to Billy, think, dad? Our teacher has never seen a bull! Father Nonsense. He must have seen one! Billy Well, when I drew one today, he looked at it and said, What kind of an animal is that? The Drawback "And you swore youd always treat me like a queen 1" "Well, ang it, I aint Enry the Eighth." Bystander Magazine. |