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Kemp of Rising Sun, Ind., Secretary of 1 already EflSV mm.. the Indiana Con- o f the ference Methodist Episcopal Church, aays In part: For the investor at the new town of Pingree, Idaho, to be opened about the middle of June. The drawing for town lots will take place For years I have been a victim of constipation but I have never found anything to equal Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. I also had Indigestion and heart trouble. I can certainly recom- :::::: mend it, It can be bought of any druggist at BO cents or l a bottle. If there Is anything about your case that you dont understand, write to the doctor. If you have never used this remedy and would like to try it. send your address and a tree sample bottle will be forwarded to your home. Address Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 201 Caldwell Bldg., Montlcello, 111. BACK TO THE WORLD. And it will be a fair, open chance for everyone. X No favorites. X No early birds. All open and at the same time. I wonder if, where the soldiers rest. In the last long sleep of all. At the inn which only holds one guest In that narrow, silent hall I wonder if they can hear today All the children as they come. And the ringing notes that bugles play And the rolling of the drum. Write today to W. H. Scott, Manager Pingree Townsite Co., Pingree, Idaho, for full particulars. is voun OPPORTUNITY wonder if, where they fare afar. They can see the flag that flies With the glory gleam of the stripe and star As it flutters in the shies ; If they may not looh bach to us today While the trumpet calls resound, And the lily white and the rose we lay On the myrtle covered mound. I -- wonder, too, if they hear us tell In the tones of love and pride. How they lived for us how they fought and fellj How they marched away and died; If they do not gaze with their happy eyes. And their rest is not more sweet When the mellow songs of the bugle rise And the drums serenely beat I Announcement Through Passenger and Freight Service between Salt Lake City, I.- os Angeles and all points in Southern California, Goldfield and Tonopah, Nevada, will be resumed via The Salt Lake Route not later than June 15, 1910. . s Aasouscement of Summer Excursion Rates to the principal cine of California and the Coast will be made In a few days. Call at City Ticket Office, 169 Main Street, for or address undersigned. farther particular God rest them well! for a country's trust And a countrys hope and fame Are shrined for aye in their hallowed dust And surround each soldiers name! God rest them well! If today they come And can see the hearts of us Beat glad in tune with the throbbing drum, Then their rest is glorious. J, H. Manderfield G. P. & A. Salt OF SECftECl Caller Could Only Guesa Who Had Taught Youngster to Stand on His Head. Therefore The venerable countess of Cardigan, he author, you know, of that wicked book of memoirs, thinks the modern girl is too athletic and said an English visitor to New York. The countess of Cardigan often tells of a young man who was drinking tea with a beautiful girl when her little brother slipped Into the room. Mr. Mannering,' the boy asked, can you stand on your head? No, said the visitor, laughing, 'I dont believe I can. Well, I can, said the boy. Look here. And he stood on his head very neatly In the corner. Ha, ha! laughed Mr. Mannering. And who taught you that? The urchin frowned. Sister, he said, told me I must never tell. hoy-denis- 1 IT PROMISE P. A. Lake City, May 14, 1910. 8KAL8, STENCILS, BADGES. TKADK CHECKS, Etc. Full Rubber Outfits and lint Type supplies iu stock. Mail orders receive prompt attention. ALT LAKE STAMP CO., Salt Lada City MEN AND WOMEN to Learn Barber Trade in Eight Weeks. Tuition, with net of tools, 855. With partial set of tools, $45, With your own tools Address Molar Barbar Cotlaga 13 Commercial Street. Salt Lake City, Utah. Very Fishy. She was a fisherman's daughter, she wore her hair in a net, and she preferred love In a piscatorial way. My love, he whispered, you hold first place in my heart! Although I flounder about In expressing myself, my sole wish is that you will save me from becoming a crabbed old bachelor. I shall stick to you closer than a limpet, from you a winkll be the road to guide me. Together we will skate over lifes rocks, and when I look at your hand beside me I shall say to myself: Fortune was mine when I put herring there! And then the lady dropped her eye in sweet confusion, and murmured: Pass the salt. No Affair of His. noticed, Mr. Lloyd, that you were the only person who did not weep during Mr. Evans beautiful prayer. You forget, Mrs. Davies, that I belong to another parish." The Bystander. I Weve lost another poet. Assistant What was the trouble, lead? 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Internationa! Institute of Music, 98 FlftbAv., Dept 125,NewYor1t City Belle Are you going to the party? Nelle I haven't made up my mind. Belle Gee! Bo you have to make up everything? Cleveland Leader. How Drunkard Was Saved. They are repeating at Virginia Hot Springs a witticism of Theodore P. Shonts, the railway magnate. A well known New York clubman had died, and a group of gentlemen were discussing his career over a game of cards. "Poor fellow! Poor fellow! one of the gentlemen sighed. They say if it hadnt been for his wife he would have filled a druukard's grave. Ah, yes, said Mr. Shonts, with a faint smile; "she did have him ere St. Louis mated, didnt she? Globe-Democra- It Does. Uncle Josh Dont it say In the declaration that a Just government derives its power from the consent of the governed? Uncle Silas Yes; and it do beat everything what the governed will consent to. Brooklyn Liie. So your son In London is a director at the stores. Thats a very responsible position. Yes sir; 'e 'as to direct the customers what get lost. Tattler. A Horse on Murphy. At one of the last races run at Monmouth park, said Phil Daly, Jr the other day, there was among other horses which started for the plate a Charlie gelding called Botheram. Murphy, taking a fancy to the name betted large odds in his favor. To-- . ward the conclusion oj the race his favorite happened to be in the rear of all, on which Murphy exclaimed: Ah, by Jabers! There he Is! See how he drives them all before him! Botheram forever! Elizabeth Jour fial. ForJhJfentsandjDhildrem The Kind You Have (Copyright. 1910, by W. G. Chapman) finally stopped near him and watched him. Chop-chohe kept right on didnt seem to see me. Then 1 said to him: Partner, look here; see my shirt. Im lookin' You don't know for another one. where I could get one, do you? He had stopped as I started to T was just after the battle speak and when I finished he raised YTE of Shiloh that William C. I Phipps met the man who was to live and has lived ever since in his memory Jilk. as his silent partner, says the Indianapolis Star. Here Is the story as Mr. Phipps tells tt; Somewhere that man is probably living today he was hale and hearty appearing. I dont know him and never did know his name, but Ill bet he is the big man of the community where he lives. Ill bet every person that knows him Is his friend,. "You see. It happened like this: After the fight at Shiloh most of the boys or a good many of them at least had lost all they had in the way of equipment, extra clothes and such things. A good many were wounded. I was wearing a bloody, torn shirt and I wanted another log. He let it stick there, ripped off wanted It bad, too. I went out to his coat, threw It down and peeled forage for It. I hadn't left camp very off his shirt. He tossed it to me and far behind when I saw a fellow chop- put his coat back on. grabbed his ax ping on a log getting firewood, evi- and went on chopping. He never dently. I started toward him and he opened his mouth never so much as kept chopping on. I got closer and grunted p SOLDIER GOT HIS SHIRT II II Did 1 take that shirt? Well, 1 guess I did. That fellow was my silent partner, and he is yet. No, I never met him again. I looked hack as I started for camp and he didnt seem to hear me when I thanked him. Just kept chopping on that log chop, chop. Mr. Phipps has a peculiar distinction. He has a grave on the Shiloh battle field which for a time was marked with a rough slab bearing his name and the number, of his regiment. Comrades picked up the mutilated form of a man they believed to be hinof and buried it after the battle, to the surprise of the soldier who passed and saw the slab thrust into It was near the spot the mound. where he had been wounded and, too weak to correct the mistake, Mr. Phipps says, he looked at it silently a few moments and passed on. ' Short, But Impressive. 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