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Show Mlstlstoa la Dangerous. The Prirut Acknowledgment. that the expenses of the government Echoes of Munchausen. his Pew people who know mistletoe "You will admit that you owe a Nebuchadnezzar was luii.li.-- i for the next fiscal year will be at least was an absent-mindeIt traveler PURE FABRIC LAW accustomed style. Years ago representa- only as a desirable feature of Christ- great deal to your wife? who Lad lately taken to ballooning. $1,000,000,000. "I should say so, replied Mr. Cum-ro"All flesh being grass, he reflected, tives of the party In opposition used mas decorations understand that the Yes, he observed Impressively It I wouldnt be invited to any of was a fearful to speak of the extravagances of their plant is a parasite dangerous to the The machine, "this must be Beef a la Mowed. journey. And chuckling hoarsely, he took am opponents, and say that they were life of trees in the regions in which her receptions or musicales if I wasnt a thousand feet up, and no more balIDEA OF MURDOCK bent chaw. Puck. on giving the country a "billion it grows. It Is only a question of married to her. other last, headed straight for Siberia, and time, after mistletoe once begins to dollar congress. the rarefied air well, you know as Kindly Intentions. Disqualified. well as I do what effect that has on At the time this charge was consid- grow upon a tree before the tree ItHer My brother won first prize In a balloon.. Yes, the A man who enjoys seeing a woman waB terriered to be one of the highest flights self will be killed. The parasite saps peril Bill Would Reveal of rhetorical extravagance, and it is the life of the Infected branches. For- that amateur guessing contest, but ble. Then the old habit was too In tears is a brute. Projected it Is of slow growth, taking they ruled him out as a professional. strong for him. tunately, "I dont know about that, replied it if who made even doubtful The wolves detected those Amounts of Cotton and to develop to large proportions, Him A professional? our presence. A desperate race en- Miss Cayenne. "One of the kindest thought that the day would come for years Her Yes. Hes employed In the sued. We felt their hot breath on the husbands I know takes his wife to sen Wool in Cloth. scores of years when congress would but when neglected, it invariably ruins all trees it reaches. all the emotional plays. government bureau, you know. be called upon to appropriate London Globe. nape of our necks. in a single year for the exEnglish Women Smoke Pipes. Takes Himself Seriously. Lightning Change. Largest of Whales. TAFTS PLAN TO SAVE PARTY penses of the government. The latest fancy of the woman-smoke- r The Manager Can you make quick Nicola Tesla, dining by himself In a The largest whale of its type of Natural growth is responsible in a Is a not the tiny affair changes and double in a few parts? which there is scientific record was hotels great dining room, takes a measure for the vast increase in the that suffices pipe for the Japanese, but a seen. ThroughThe Actor Can I? Say, you know captured recently off Port Arthur, table where he can be of running Uncle Sams good-sizebrier or a neat meer- the scene in a deeply st wears he meal Love and Wants Republicans to expense out his President sixty-thre- e feet Lobsters, Tex. He measured household. Twenty years ago the schaum. The pipe la boldly carried where the hero and the villain are in length, and was estimated to be dlous, a completely absorbed, attitude. Unite and Legalize a Genuine ; $30,000,-000us cost about each year navy along with a gold card case and chain-pursHe may bring to the table a portfolio fighting, and a friend rushes in and about three hundred years old. CapNext Years now it costs about $140,000,000. Tariff Commission For some now the cig- separates em? Well, I played all tain Cob time with papers. These he may filled United mate a of Plummer, The acquisition of the Philippines ne- arette has Budget Will Be Fully given place to a cigar, three parts one night when the other States pilot boat, sighted the monster scan with prolonged solemnity. Ia in an the increase cessitated army, One Billion. small in size and mild in quality. two fellows were 111. In the shoals off the jetties, and the any event, he sits an eloquent tableau and the army appropriation bill 1b big- Women said were tired of the they of profundity. New York Press. crew of his vessel captured the mamger than ever. Naturally all depart- cigarette, and wanted a bigger smoke. Not Altogether Dead. mal. The huge body was towed ashore, By GEORGE CLINTON. ments have grown at a pace In keepLondon Mall. Mr. Robert Butler of Marlborough, exhibited And much photographed beHolidays In the States. Washington. It Is said on seem- ing with the growth in population, has had the expecut England, fore peculiar Washingtons birthday is a holiday up. being ingly good authority that President and so today, much sooner than was Cripple Rides Bicycle. rience of hearing his death announcin all states. Decoration day In all Taft has given his sanction to a bill expected, the "billion dollar congress George Anstey, aged 12, a cripple, ed. He was attending the poor law states but Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Rat Bounty Excites Merriment far reaching in its effect which will is an accomplished fact. of Leicester, England, is one of the conference at Exeter when one of w Seattle, fearing the introduction of Mississippi, North Carolina, South hlch compel the affixing to clotl s The presidents of the United States most remarkable cyclists in the coun- the delegates moved that. In conse- bubonic plague by rats, has offered a Carolina, Tennessee and Texas. Labor enter Interstate commerce of a state- one after another always have urged try. Both his legs are withered and quence of the death of Mr. Butler, bounty of ten cents a rat. This moves day Is observed everywhere. Virtuof and ment of the amount of cotton It made no difference useless, but the Leicester Cripples which they all regretted, another gen- Tacoma, safe from infection from the ally every state has legal holidays economy. wool which they contain. This measwhether It was Cleveland, Democrat, Guild has provided him with a two- tleman, whom he named, should be sea, to raucous laughter, and the Led- having to do with Its own special afure is called here in Washington a or wheeled pedalless machine, with a appointed to fill his place as one of ger says that the bounty, though not fairs battle of New Orleans in LouisHarrison, or any other president, textile pure food bill." The framer for economy went padded tube covering the axle bar. the representatives the of Wiltshire on intended for rodents of Tacoma, iana, Texan Independence and battle plea of the measure, Victor Murdock of from the White House to Capitol hill Across this he lies face foremost, and the central committee. Mr. Butler Everett, Bellingham and other popu- of San Jacinto in Texas, Admission exists reason no Kansas, says that la rose from his place on the platform lous and busy centers, has been find- day in California, and so on. Missiseach year. In the past year perhaps with wooden clogs strapped to why the consumer should not know the saving admonition has been more hands he propels himself along the and announced to the conference, ing its way into the pockets of non- sippi is like the federal government how much wool and how much cotton and pointed than before, for ap- streets and roads in a marvelously amid much amusement, that, so far residents of Seattle for sharp in lack of statutory holidays, but by he as he is getting In his clothes just with other rapid manner. He has complete con- as he was aware, he was still alive rats. But the joke would be on us if common consent Independence day. the president, parently knows under the pure food law how American citizens, has been some- trol of the machine, his hands acting and In good health, and would be it were found that our rat popula- Thanksgiving and Christmas are obmuch adulteration he is getting. what staggered by the mere sight of aa pedals, steering gear, and brake pleased to continue In the office if the tion had found ita way Into the Seat- served. A new one is Columbus day An effort is being made to get the the figures in the governments ex- combined. conference desired. In a few of the states. tle census. two Republican factions In congress pense account. to pass a measure of this kind. It is Bankart and Bank Notes. Prstty Good Definition, Two Very Old Ladles. Taft Wants Just Debts Paid. Planting Wedding Oaks. some funny things in Fleet We hear Four men, three of whom were conPrincess August Wilhelm, wife et We have heard a great deal lately expected that there will be a good to No president, however, no matter deal of opposition and it may be that Itreet sometimes, and the following nected with brokerage concerns In the about long-livepeople, but it is prob- the kaisers fourth son, has set herself which party he has belonged, ever lefinition of the height of aggravation, the "pure fabric law will have as has asked Wall street district, were discussing able that the oldest two people in the the task of reviving one of Germanys auto to refuse congress by a gentleman in rather shaky boots, United States paper currency and the world today are Frau Dutkievitz and oldest customs, that according to which long a journey to passage as that thorize the payment of Uncle Sams whom we encountered in a which the pure food law took before We another old lady namd Babavasllka. disappearance of counterfeits. newly wedded couples Immediately afTaft has debts. President urged it arrived at its station on the statute i just in Prus- ter the marriage ceremony plant a com hostelry the other day, struck ua aa are so sure nowadays, said one of The former lives at Posem, other like but economy constantly, books. the party, as to the genuineness of sian Poland, and was born on Febru- pie of oak saplings side by side In a being particularly choice. presidents before him he this year has The eight of haggravation, gentlebills that little attention is paid to ary 21, 1785. She is therefore one park or by the roadside of their n JusTafts Tariff Commission Plan. do that congress urged strongly men, said this pothouse humorist, set- them In handling, except as to de- hundred and twenty-fivyears old. tlve town. valid who have President to As a fixed daily the persons task tice his pewter on the counter and nomination. To prove his assertion The latter, however, Is nine months The town of Mulchausen, In ThurinTaft is laboring to bring togeth- claims against the government and ting looking round proudly, with the air of he took a $10 yellowback from his her senior, having been born In May, gia, la the first to respond to the prim er the Republican factions In con- who cannot get their money. one about to let off a good thing, "the pocket, and, holding It up, asked who 1784. cess appeal. A municipal official ap Uncle Sam has a court of claims. eight of haggravation gress in order that he may secure why, trying could tell whose portrait it bore. No She Is still a fairly hale old woman, pears at the church doer after every legislation legalizing a genuine tariff The judges are as hard worked as, to ketch a flea out o' yer ear with a one knew, and by way of coaching and for nearly one hundred years wedding and invites the bride and commission. One year ago Mr. Taft and perhaps harder worked than, any London of boxin gloves. broker said it was the first treas- worked In the fields. Her descendants bridegroom to drive with him In a car the pair might have worked nights as well as of the other federal jurists. They are urer of the United States. Again no number close on 100, and these now riage to a new road near the town and validof on same endeavor to the line the days along pass judgment obliged one knew the name. Why, Its make her a joint allowance. She lives there plant oak saplings. and at the end of 24 hours he would ity of claims made against the United An Alaskan Luncheon. the man at the village of Bavelsko, whose said Michael The tree planting Idea was started Hillegas, have been at the beginning, for the State3 by private Individuals. If the Runners of woven Indian basketry, proudly. "But in confidence, Ill tell neighborhood she has never quitted by a former elector of Brandenburg hosso are were claims the and courtflnds that just, with white drawnwork doilies at each regulars insurgents I didnt know it five minutes during the whole of her long life. She with the object of repairing the rav tile to one another that attempts to all It can do Is to say so and to In- of the 12 covers, were used on an oval you, New remembers events which happened at ages caused by the 30 years war. Th York Tribune. ago. patch a peace would have been met form congress that the United States mahogany table. The dollies were the beginning of last century much elector forbade young persons to mar owes Henry Nelson or Phillip Stuy-vesa- made at Sitka. In the middle of the not only sulkily, but defiantly. Vivid at Least. more clearly than those of the last ry until they had planted a number ol of ' This year Mr. Taft, so the men close a sum such such and n vase held central a mirror tall a table C. 40 years. Dundee Advertiser. Dr. the Hiram Cortlandt, fruit trees. to him say, has some real hope that money. Then Henry Nelson and Phil- of frosted of Dea Moines, saifl glass, surrounded by four theologian ask and to congress he can Induce Mr. Cummins, Mr. La lip Stuyvesant go smaller vases, all filled with white In a recent address: Toe Ardent a Lover. An Unnecessary Confession. Toilette, Mr. Murdock and others to that the money which really belongs spring blossoms. of the A. Edison tells us that he The "Thomas Fontano, an embroiderer edge A hearty laugh was occasioned al Georgotto Bnk arm with Mr. Aldrich, Mr. Hale, to them shall be paid, and congress mirror was banked with the same thinks the soul Is not Immortal; but, who lives In the Rue Sevres In Paris, the Birmingham police court by a prisMr. Boutelle and others and to present usually turns a deaf ear. Of course flowers. Four totem were placed after all, what does this great wizard has found herself condemned to a oner who gave himself away In a very poles to but a united effort on behalf of a tariff claims are paid from time time, on dollies in the angles made by the know about souls? 'Hts forte Is elec- months imprisonment for what seems delightful manner. The man was th commission. It remains yet to be seen many a man with a bill which the runners. tricity and mac4lnery, and . when he to her a harmless act first on the list, and the charge against a waits O. K'd courts have long , many whether the president will be success-falShe was going home from a concert him was merely one of being drunk cards were water colors of talks of souls he reminds me lrresist--t Place his and money but the politicians say he thinks year before he gets Alaskan scenery. Abalone shells held lbly of the young lady who visited the a openings ago when she decided 2nd disorderly. He stepped Into ths if a genuine tariff commlssli is sanc- then be does not get all he deserves, salted nuts, and Indian baskets Baldwin locomotive work aiyl then ahe would like to see her fiance. As dock, however. Just at the moment tiny allowed. in no Interest for work In tioned and is allowed to go-the happens to be a fireman whose when the dock officer was reading out held bonbons. The soup spoons were told how a locomotive la made. In his message to congress this year a businesslike way to pass on "proper You pour, ahe said, a lot of sand station is In her own neighborhood It a few of the easel which were to coma dishes used several the of of horn, and improper duties, that the Derao-arat- s President Taft urged the payment ol were made by Alaskan Indians, and into a lot of boxes, and you throw &ld occurred to her It would be very easy before the court that morning, and a next year when they are In con- the just indebtedness of Uncle Sam. the cakes were served on baskets. stove lids and things into a furnace, to summon him to her side by break- guilty conscience apparently led him The delay trol of the house will not think it wise He says this pointedly: The menu was aa follows: Poisson and they you empty the molten stream ing the glass of the fire alarm and to mistake these Items fcr a list of hit to upset the legislation. All this is that occurs in the payment of the a la Sea (halibut chowder), Into a hole In the sand, and everybody sounding a call. previous convictions. mere speculation, but It casts a light money due under the claims Injures YukonBering She did so anr In a few momenta climbers He stood pasSlve enough while ths (broiled salmon, po- yells and swears. Then you pour it on one of the chief ends of the ad- the reputation of the government as avec out and let It cool and pound It, and fire engines came from several direc- officer read out about a dozen drunk snowbirds tatoes Julienne), reI and an honest debtor, earnestly ministrations winter endeavor and on auroraborealls (roast duck with jelly), then you put It In a thing "that bores tions, all laden with firemen, of course, and disorderlies, but when he came ta the views of some of the Republicans commend that these claims which river turnips, Tanana holes In it. Then you screw It to- but alas! her fiance was not among one shopbreaking the prisoner exShungnak of what they must do in order to save come to congress with the judgment hash (salad), Fair- gether, and paint It, and put steam In them, and more than that all the fire- claimed excitedly, "That was eight beets, Skagway the presidential election to their and approval of the court of claims banks strawberries ar- It, and It goes splendidly; and they men were angry, and before she knew years ago, your honor, nuggets (ripe Everyone ba should be promptly paid." party. ranged on individual dishes around a take It to a drafting room and make what had happened she was taken to gan to laugh, and the prisoner, realizShall We Fortify the Canal? Two Cavalry Leader Die. central mound of powdered sugar), a bluep rlnt of It. But one thing I for- a magistrate, who proceeded to make ing the blunder he had made, at Aral The layman who is neither a legistwo officers of high rank arctic slices (brick Ice cream). Circle got they have to make a boiler. One the course of true love run unsmooifcly looked very black indeed, but finally Recently lator nor an army officer would find on the retired list of the United States City delights (small cakes), Klondike man gets Inside and one geta outside, by sending her to prison for a month saw the humorous side of the matter, himself unquestionably confused, but In spite of her tears and protests that and a broad smile spread over hts face, army have died, one in this city, and nuggets (yellow cheese In round balls and they pound frightfully; and then probably Interested, if he were here one in Virginia, just across the Poto- on crackers), Nome firewater (coffee). they tie It to the other thing, and you she thought It would he a simple way His blunder did not cost anything. in Washington to listen to the arguof bringing her fiance to her side. ought to see it go! Womans Home Companion. mac river. Major Generals Wesley Birmingham Mall. ments for and against the erection of and Eugene A. Carr died on Merritt fortifications by Uncle Sam to guard Both were cavalry the same the Panama Canal. A great many of leaders andday. one of them, Menitt, died the legislators are opposed to fortiwithin sight of a battlefield on which fying the waterway, while virtually all he won fame and the stars of a major the army officers are in favor of it. was only twenty-fivPresident Taft has endorsed the forti- general when he of age. fication plan strongly In his annual years Both Merritt and Carr were buried which in he message, says: It is also well known that one ef a few days ago In the cadet cemetery hospital and at the risk of death be cut. food, etc., etc., which has not been digested, A disagreement about advertising arose the chief objects In the construction at West Point on the Hudson river, famto Plain common sense shews the better way close another where lie then when again ready for food use Grape-Nut- s Journal. they a with of the canal has been to Increase the weekly ous cavalry leader, George A. Custer, because It is easy of digestion? Following tt, an stuck on ua appeared In Is to stop food that evidently has not been military effectiveness of our navy. By Or should the child be at once carted off to their editorial columns; sneering at the claims digested. convention we have indicated our de- who was killed In a fight with the a hospital and cut? Then, when food Is required, use an easily we made particularly regarding Appendicitis. sire for, and indeed undertaken, its Sioux Indiana on the Little Rosebud We have knows of many cases wherein the or any other If We replied through the regular papers and digested food. Grape-Nut- s universal and equal use. Failure to June 26, 1976. Custer, like Merritt, was a major general of volunteers at the "weekly thought we hit back rather too you know It to be predigeated (partly digested approaching aigns of appendicitis have disfortify the canal would leave the atbefore taking). years. hard and thereupon sued for libel. appeared by the suggestion being followed. tainments of both these aims in the the age of twenty-fivattocked was one of the faNo one better . appreciates the value of a General W Merritt the The "weekly advertisement of and brought to Court analytical chemists rights position obligations skilful physician when a person Is In the awful from New York, Chicago and Mishawaka, Ind., us about claimed that in many case of appenwhich we should be powerless to en- miliar figures on Pennsylvania avethroes of acute appendicitis, but an ounce who swore to the analysis of Grape-Nut- s and dicitis an operation could be avoided by disforce and which could never in any nue and on the streets about Lafayof prevention is worth a pound of cure." that part of the starchy part of the wheat and other way be absolutely safeguarded ette Square. Despite his age his frame continuing indigestible feod, washing out the Just plain old common sense Is helpful even bowels and taking a predigested food Grape-Nubarley had been transformed Into sugar, the against a desperate and irresponsible was well knit and erect, his eye was alert and his cheeks had the red hue kind of sugar produced In the human body by nowadays. enemy. This trial demonstrated Grape-Nut- s Observe we said MANY cases not all. food digesting starch (th large part of food). The arguments which pass between of early youth. Not long ago I saw la pure beyond question. Wouldn't that knowledge he a comfort to Some of the State chemists brought on by the legislator and the army officer on the general standing in a driving snow those who fear a surgeons knife as they fear It is partly predigesteil. the "weekly said Grape-Nut- s could not be the question of whether or not big storm outside the little Episcopal of St. where church Johns death? presisth-mumany called a "predigested food because not all of s on be to the Appendicitis generally has rise from guns ought placed d idents have worshiped The general The weekly writer aald that was a lie. It was digested outside the body. run something like this: food. facts. the was waiting his turn patiently until of was We replied that he The other chemists said any food which had ignorant The legislator says: "The canal It Is not always necessary to operate, that part of the services were reached He was put on the stand and compelled to been partly or half digested outside the body ettauld be neutralized, and all nations it Is best to stop all food. " are not pew holdwhen who Dr. and had no medical a waa he not admit persons was commonly known as predigested. should be asked to bind themselves to When investito sanctuare never enter use a prediallowed the ready to begin feeding ers knowledge of appendicitis and Splitting hairs about the meaning of a word. preserve Us neutrality. In this way we food. He paid no more attention to find out if the testlmonal letter to to gested ary. Is f It gated sufficient the of If that only will be saved the expense of fortificaelements than If he were It is palatable and strong in Nourishment. our Co. were genuine. food la "predigested," It Is easier on weakened tion and all danger of the canal's de- the howling e an when of and he A famous surgeon testified that twenty-ona as looked It will pay fine returns In health to quit th boy no stomach food and bowels In which than struction In time of war will he avert- If would not he were good for a quarter of a heavy breakfasts and lunches and use less operation was required Grape-Nut-s part Is predigested. ed. food but select food certainly known to concentury more of life, and yet today To show the facts w introduce Dr. Thos. obviate it. True. The army officer says: "An ounce of he Is dead. tain the elements nature requires to sustain an never claimed We that when N. Y. operation former chief of Board the Darlington, gun metal is worth a pound of neuthe body. May we be permitted to suggest a was required Grape-Nut- s of Health, Dr. Ralph W. Webster, chief of the would prevent it. Carr Famous Indian Fighter. tralization. If a country at war with help-e- d breakfast of fruit, Grape-Nut- s N. Dr. B. Y. The testified and and cream, bacteria Chicago Laboratories, germs surgeon Sachs, adthe United States finds it to its Eugene A. Carr, like Merritt, was two soft boiled eggs, and some hot toast and waa we If on were to In an a bacteria denunciasevere little our attack and bring vantage to blow up the canal, the a West Pointer. His rise was rapid cocoa, milk or Postum? tion of a writer, grown by undigested food frequently. ignorant about canal will be blown up. The promise and he was one of the few officers of The question of whether Grape-Nut- s famous Is claimed and Its We and other the it cause, appendicitis does or proved possible by to keep the peace would be whistled the United States army who received does not contain the elements which nature will was In excuse of view that fact the us, food largely that public experts undigested down the wind in a minute. The only commissions by acts of congress beeur head, Mr. C. W. Pest, has made a lifetime requires for the nourishment of the brain, also responsible for appendicitis. way to keep the enemy off is to stand cause of conspicuous personal gallanof its purity, will he treated In later newt-pape- r of food showed We that and food, and many study by expert effects, digestion testimony him off with a gun. The canal cost try in the field. articles. cases are conclusions healed stopare the indorsed but without of a the by by many knife, hundreds of millions. Under neutralCarr stayed in the regular service Good food Is Important and 1U effect on best medical authorities ef the day. ping the use ef feod which did net digest, and the ization it could be destroyed In a at the close of the civil war and was Is It possible that we are at fault for body Is also Important. when food was required again It was helpful sight sent to the plains to begin the untried to use a predigested food which did not oversuggesting, as a Father and Mother might, to Budget at Least a Billion. duty of fighting Indians. Like Genone tax of the family who aanounced a pain in the the "Thei-e'- i weakened ef organs a Ramson digestion. At this stage of the session of con- eral Miles, Carr developed a remark-iblWhen a pain in the right aide appears it Is aide: "Stop using the feed, greasy meats, sense. of some won the appropriation They gress plainsmens not always necessary to be rushed off to a gravies, mince pie, cheese, too much starchy hills have been little more than perhaps even more fame as Indian Battle Crook, Mick. skeletonized, but It ,is perfectly fighters than came to them as fighters apparent even at thlg early date against men of thler own color. d $1,000,-000,00- 0 d non-reside- d well-know- n e well-know- fA o Suit for Libel That Ltd., Gave a Splendid Chance Against the Postum Cereal e Co., to Bring Out Facts e undl-geste- one-hal- e Postum Cereal Co.. Ltd., K |