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Show Hard Luck. "I took my wife to the opera last night." "Did she enjoy it?" "She wanted me to demand my money back. Half the people whose names were on the program as box-holders box-holders were not there at all." Exchange. Ex-change. Unkind Supposition. .Tud Tunklns says the man who started the story about George Washington Wash-ington not being able to tell a falsehood false-hood was probably looking for some kind of an appointment under Washington's Wash-ington's administration. If the writer's prejudices agree with ours, then his book fills our "long-felt wunt." A man is many years old before he contemptuously refuses to make excuses. ex-cuses. We do not believe that the kick of e cow is the most acceptable form of milk punch. Ingenuity is what a man would need In trying to tan the hide of a dog with his bark. Football made safer might also be made more comprehensible to un-truined un-truined spectators. Genius finds Its own road. |