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Show AFTER HE HAD COUNTED THEM His Companion Safe, Philadelphia Man Was Satisfied That He Had Really 8hot Buck. Thomas Martlndale, the Philadelphia Philadel-phia moose hunter, said, apropos of the opening of the deer season: "Muck fever is a strange disease. The victim of It does some remarkable things. "A Phlladnlphlan was deer hunting in Maine. Ue shot four or five shots Into ft thick copse, and then be shouted: i "'All of you come out of there!' i "Half dozen sportsmen Issued from the copse hurriedly. "'Are you all outr said the Phlla-delphlan. Phlla-delphlan. 'One, two, three, four. Where" Jake? Oh, there you are, Jake. Are you all out, sure? . "'Yes,' they answered. 'We're all out; the whole party's out,' "Hurrah, then!' shouted the Thila-delphlAn. Thila-delphlAn. 'Hurrah! I've shot a buck!'" Too Crest Expectations. First Angler I-ook, this fish was i almost caught before; see the broken hook In Its mouth. Second Angler- It should have bid sense enough to steer clear of hooks after that. j First Angler Oh. come, you can't expect a fish to exhibit more sense than ft human being Boston Transcript. Trans-cript. Limit. "Here's your portrslt, sir." "That my portrait? Well, I may nave sat for it, but I won't stand for If |