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Show Ppk H Straws In the Wind. I 1 PPJ S-rsstJ , H A darkoy and it ladder found walk H InR band In hand on a dark night, Is H alwaya considered tho best ovldoncol H A Michigan girl, of tho name ot H Doublo, married a man ot tho namo of H Cross. Tho local paper headed tho H marriage report "Doublo-Cross." That's H what n man gets for marrying) Tlioy H say tho man cotneo of a CroBs fninlly. H Ills mothor was Cross, his father was M Cross and ho has alwnys been Cross. H Tho children ot tho nowly united H couplo will ho doubl(o)y Cross. Evl- H dently, this Is a Cross old world for H tho whole Cross family. H "Ever try to bo entertaining when H your liouil feels like a load ot kindling H wood?" asks "Dab" ot tho Knlama- H zoo Oaiotto, Now, who In tlmo has j boen clreuintln' n bottlo ot wood alco- H hoi among tho passengers on tho Ka- H zoo water wagon? H Ii - crrtaln province of I'oru there H has been n rainstorm In 13 years. H This t juld be n great country In H which to inako hay. H A colony ot Chicago nowspapor men H will EOttlo at nion KIlyn, building H their homes about boatitlful Lako Olon H KIlyn. Tho first and only rulo ot tho H colony Is: "Membors of tho colony H who keep ducks may ponnlt tholr H ducks to swim In tho lako provided H tho hunting season Is always open." H It Is all veil onough for tho maga- H .InoB to I .rate their stories with H cute, btr jowaro ot tho barber who H 'does ' .atnal H 0. .1 tho most lmmutablo ot laws j la tho ono that makos It Imposslblo for H you to help others without holplng H youruolf. H U will taku a lot ot whltowash to PPJ get all tho deacons ot tho chuichcK M post St. I'etor. |