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Show ,' ELECTRIC 8PARKS, I Jloiulurns and Nlcacngua aro going lujlwur. Why enn't tboy wait until tliajrimw trial Is ovor? 'v ' ,-tf.tos(oii paper says congress mlg.ht UoTpiKn thnn talk, nnd wn regret to report t frequently does. ?yiat Is tho moral of tho Thaw cisoJ.W nsks a contemporary. ' It luhjto bo nil immoral, .Ronsqvclt'lH all right," says Jttdgq lAltuijlll.nParker. .Tho opinion scours llliulBTSibecoma unanimous. T?r i."" '"r" ,JL . r-'-"Do wo need mora money?" nslts a writer lu Hnrper's Weekly Not yot, but soon. Luster bonnets nro not quito ripe. All Ohio bank hns printed a notice of Its failure lu nlno languages, It must hnvo failed for all kinds of money. The only thing Hvelyn Thaw neglected neg-lected to tell whllo she was on tho stand Is why no two of her pictures look alike. After all this Ilobsonesque talk, the only thing lu sight seems to bo n mcnsely little old South Amet'Icnu revolutlonct. As the now doiimn is said to bo hostile hos-tile to tho czar, It is dllllcilt to seo tho iiso or paying the railroad fare to SL Petersburg. It wns probably nothing but a hasty glanco at tho calendar that saved the Kaiser from mistaking Harry Lehr for a comic vnlontlnc. Chnucollor Day says "the poor are bixy and drink too much." Ho seems to consider everything outside the nillllnnnlro set ns "poor whllo trash" any how. Mayor Dunne has appointed a friend ot Roger Sullivan to olllce in Chicago, and as soon ns .Mr. llrynn honrs of It theie may be something nioio doing lu the swnttlng line. 'Unhappy earthquake at Jamaica. ' 's tho way one of the Ixuiilon paw-M headlined It. Why should earth qunUoH be unhappy? They gem-rally hate their way about things "Atlnntn, n small city," says t li Chicago Chi-cago Post. Tho Post may reroer f i oni (bo combined onslaught or the Atlanta pross, but we hnu no ldi-a it will over look Ilka anything again A Wisconsin snlon 1ms Introduced n bill which provides that all sheets on hotol bods must he nt least nine feet long. Do Wisconsin folks roll I lionise! lioni-se! vos up Hko a clgsr when they re tiro? t "It Is much easier In tell the truth than to lie," says young Mr. Johnnlo Roakufeiier; from which It Is nn easy guess that little Johnnie Isn't allow al-low oil to do mo family swearing to the tax assossor. Count Ilonl do Castlellano has re-eonsldorod re-eonsldorod tho mattor. nud will not commit suicide yet. hut soon. The count's threat didn't seem to nrouso Mis widespread apprehension and dismay dis-may he probably anticipated. "It will take no longer to vote thnn to try on a lint," says u prominent woman suffragist. Hut If tho women do not propose to vote faster than that. It will bo necessary to keep Iho ballot boxes okmi for weeks Instead of hours. A cuutlemnu from out the wild and woolly west hns been acquitted of a charge of stealing a phonograph, on the plo that he was mentally unbalanced unbal-anced at the time Resides, the Jury held it isn ' n crime to steal n phono Baph Its just a plain misfortune |