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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET Are you the perfect date? They love me, they love me not. How do you rate? llama. You immediately... a. stuff the llama in the nearest closet, unbcnounced to by:Anne Armstrong and Tiffany Jackson date, and place the your roses in the refrigerator (it will them fresh longer) b. smell the roses, giggle, give him a big hug and ask your mom to put the flowers in sonic water. keep ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. BE HON- EST! 1 You and your date are dining on a delicious spinach fettuccine dish. Your date gets . amount of pasta stuck between hisher front a significant teeth. You... a. give them a big smile, gesture toward their own teeth and tell a story re lating an experience of w hen the same thing happened to c. completely ignoring the time factor, you ask your date in, then carefully cut each stem, place the flower in water, and stick the gigantic llama middle of your bed. d squeal, give a big thank-yoput the roses in water and take the llama with y ou on the date. in the u. vou. go in for a giant smacker and get it out orally. c. allow the noodle to crusti fy throughout the night and a good chuckle every' get time y our date smiles or talks. d. politely tell himher that they have food between teeth. The sooner the their better! b. Female: 2. Who hoo! You're date, Johnny Angel", arrives at y our door step with a dozen red roses and a four foot stuffed Male: 3. You finally got up enough nerve to ask out the girl of your dreams and, w onder of wonders, she said y es! Now it is time to plan the date. You decide to... a. take her to the movie theater and sec whatever be play ing. happens to b. pick her up and spend the night dragging mam, while listening to loud music. c. call her friend and find out details. Then take her to her favorite restaurant to have her favorite meal Afterwards. go to the park, swing and take a walk to talk. d. take her horseback riding up the canyon and have a picnic dinner on a peak overlooking the valley below. the loudest and smelliest bark- 4. It is the first date. It was dazzling and hilarious (good memories). Doorstep time! V'our date stands there akwardlv not really knowing what to do. and not wanting to do anything you don't want to do. You decide to break the silence and... a. side-swihisher lips and go straight for the check. b. give them a big wet smacker on the lips. c. tell them thanks with absolutely no phy sical contact, because that's just gross! d. give them a big hug and tell them the date was let's do it splendid, embarassed again. Your date squeezes the 5. cheese, flatulates. passes wind etc. you immediately a ignore the sound and smell and just kccp.on talking b yell.'This place has I spiders ing have ever come across " c start rubbing your shoes vigorously across the floors so that it make sounds and similar hopefully your date wont be d burst into laughter and add a second toot of your own to the atmosphere Add up the points for the answers you chose Answers: b)4 c)3 d)2 a) - a) 4 b) 2 c)3 d)l - a) 3 b)4 c)l d)2 ? hi 4 r3 dll I 1 -- 23- .1 5- - a) 3 b) 4 c ) 1 d)2 You need to remember that the reason for dating is for you AND your date to have fun Your mind seems to be preoccupied with number one. y ourself Your blunt but honest way of expressing yourself at times may be attractive to the opposite sex; however, be more considerate to your dates' feel18-2- 0: ings. Dare to be different Go out on a limb with your dat 13-1- 7: ing procedures. You arc a great date but too predictable. Some members of the opposite sex like your lifes structure and order; however, most prefer the excitement of spontaneous dating. Don't be scared to be yourself. Youll find that dating can be fun, and others really enjoy being around you You're no Cary Grant or Sandra Bullock, but your on the right track Your cute personality is very attractive, let it shine You think too much before you act Don't let your mind get in the way of your heart Trust your natural instincts in vour dating extravaganza And remember to live life to the fullest. NO REGRETS' 2: You are the perfect date, You have a natural casanova 5-- 6: style, originality, finesse, and dexterity. This is a greatly admired talent. Make sure to always be honest with those of the opposite sex Don't lead others on' Your outgoing, fun loving, and friendly personality serves as a magnet to others. Take advantage of this Make someone's dav. Sappy love story By: Heidi Bailey This was like a Romeo and Juliet experience, but without the suicide. Everything was going great, and for at least the next week it had to be perfect. Because in exactly seven days it was St. Valentine's Day, and it was supposed to be the most romantic day of my life. Well. ..that day was not at all what I had expected, or dreamed of. For the seven day s before the most romantic day of the year, I dropped hints to Carson about the dozen roses and stuffed teddy bear I wanted. Each time I even mentioned anything about the 4th he changed the subject, mostly to the next basketball game and if he'll get to start. 1 day before just happened to be a Friday, and he had a game, which I of course The great and looked sooo good. Of course we won and had a dance afterwards. Carson didn't feel good and went home, so I decided to go to the dance and actually socialize with my friends, without him. Ky la, what made you decide to actually come to a dance?" Lanctte asked. She and I have been friends since Let me guess, vvc were five, with his friends, Carson is out to do. better so y ou had nothing I feel loved." Actually, he wasn't feeling well and went home." No, he was with Blake and Ricky heading away went to. 1 didn't even watch where we were going, but a while later we stopped and I from his house in Blake's truck. another of my friend's. I Gwen, replied. Are you sure?" 1c did I asked totally shocked Yeah, no one else look's like Carson that would be in Blake's truck, Aly ssa sarcastically said. Suddenly I'm not feeling too well. Bye I absent-minded- ly looked around. We were at Kcnnccott Copper I was very confused Carson led me to the bottom, and there was set up a candlelight dinner. I le pulled out my chair, and from out of nowhere Blake and Ricky started singing The Way You Look Tonight". It was our song! Then they served our meal and left. Everything was perfect, even if it wasn't what I expected. The rest of the evening was great! I didn't get a dozen roses and teddy bear But I did get a single white rose, and a wonderful memory. That is a day I will never forget. said, and hurried home. The next day I was still mad at Carson. He called but 1 told my sister to tell him 1 wasn't home. At about 5 o'clock Carson came over to my house. I wouldn't talk to him, so he picked me up and took me to his car. By then I was I FT & FLORA OULD LIKE TO WISH YOU (AND CUPID) A Tl) VALZHTlKtS PM xoxo.xoxoxo.xoxoxoxo |