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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET PAGE 13 Horoscopes 20) Capricorn (Dec. You might be a little bit ornery to your family members this month but watch what you say or you may end up re22-Ja- n. gretting it. The person that you've been dreaming of forever will finally start to notice you, sparks will fly! Your activities will urricular of your school work. Call a time-oand yourself. You bitter words have some might with your best friend but make sure to hold your tongue as best you can. Signs say that you could be needing a shoulder to cry' on by the end of the month. Lucky days: 7, 10, 23 start to get in the way ut Aquarious (Jan.21-Fe- b. 18) Youll be hyper and a You little might start to get on everybodys nerves. Calm down and you'll be just fine. Relationships will be a little rocky this month as far as the opposite sex is concerned. Try to start out as just friends and the relationship will turn out a lot better. Your grades will over-excitabl- e. start to suffer a little bit. Try to score some brown-nospoints with them and theyll love you. Your best bud will start to get on your nerves. Try to calm things down by calling a time out and taking a break from your 247 status. Lucky days: 7, 16, 21 Pisces (Feb. 20) The thought of being alone for Valentine's Day will depress you. Try to snap out of it or you might end up spending having a pity party for yourself. The person that you've fallen for may be less then worthy of your affections. Arguments with those in higher position then you might erupt, hold y our breath, count to ten, and walk away from them. Be super sweet to your buds, it may score you some extra Valentine candy. ch Lucky days: 4, 1 1, 27 Arics(March 21 April 19) Youll be a little bit unhappy at the beginning of the month but towards the end ultimate happiness will be yours. The person youve been crushing may have made you blind to the best person for you who is right in front of you. Love shows up in unexpected places sometimes. Everything will go -- your way this month. Some- one as you think of as just a friend may turn out to be the perfect one for you. Lucky days: 2, 4, 18 er THE Taurus (April Try- - 20) to think of some 20-M- ay way to pamper yourself this month. You will definitely need it. Things will start to be rough with you and the object of your obsession. It might be best to let y our ey es wander over some other talent. You and your friends w ill think of throw ing a raving party. Watch out, things might get a little bit out of hand try to keep it under control by only letting a few choice people come. 22) You will be desperately low on cash. Don't make the promise that you'll pay it back because you most likely won't be able to. You might want to try saving y our money a little better, try opening a sav- that holiday of love. Try looking extra good this month, your crush will definitely notice how hot you are and who knows where things could go from there. Lucky days: 4, 7, 21 ings account. The interests rates can be pretty good Be super sweet to your best friend, they might buy you a really cool Valentine present Lucky days: 21, 25. 28 22) Scorpio (Oct Ever think of totally changing your outlook on life. This might be the perfect month for that The way you see things might be totally dragging down your social life. If you arc always negative about things people are not going to want to hang out with you. Your love life will perk up a little this month. Someone you only sec as just a friend might turn out to be just a little bit more. Gemini (May 21-Ju- nc 21) Envision the person that you're crushing on right now. Arc they really worth it? It might serve you better to think of someone else. Take another look at that boy in your English class, or may be that girl who just transferred into y our Drama class. Could they be the person of y our dreams. Start becoming better friends with them and sparks could fly from there. Lucky days: 3, 15, 28 Cancer (June 22) The winter drabs will start to get you down. T ry taking up a new hobby to get you in the mood for snow. It could 22-Ju- ly from be anything snowboarding to snowman building. School work will start to get a little bit harder. Talk to your teachers about your problems and they will most likely help you out. Lucky days: 6, 19, 24 abandonment and whimsical FEBRUARY 12TH, 1998, glee. Suddenly (and without warning) she is stunned by a sudden physical shock. She looks down at the tiny, heart-shape- d 11:15 P.M. arrow that has just struck her. And just like her alter-egForrest Gump, she notices that she has been shot o, in the buttocks. However, Agent Gully has never mooned a U.S. president (a couple ofsenators, maybe, but never a president. THE STREET OUTSIDE AGENT GULLY'S APARTMENT ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA Oh my lar, my butt hurts! And yet, I have this incredibly strange, tingly sensation in my heart. I wonder what it means. More importantly, 1 wonder who the heck shot me with that arrow. Whoever it was 23-Sc- keeping. Lucky days: 6, 12. Libra (Sept. 23-O- ct 18 23) This month will to- tally rock for you! Valentine's day will be an absolute blast. You know that person that youve been crushing on? Signs say that they just might shooting this week It seems at least twenty other individuals, both male and female, have been d struck with tiny, I arrows as well. asked Smulder who he thought could possibly be doing this and what motive hcshc could possibly have. Smuldcr answered me by telling me the story of Cupid. Cupid is a little naked flics around, injecting who guy innocent people with love arrows. When hit by Cupid's arrows, the victim is said to fall instantly in love with the first person hcshc secs. Smuldcr said a bunch of other stuff too, but I was to busily gazing into his piercing, cerulean blue eyes. Funny, I never noticed how darned sexy Smuldcr is! heart-shape- From the case notes of Special Agent Diana Gully (Compiled by Janice uIm Available Blackham) That would just be wrong). 22) Virgo (Aug. You might have a little car trouble, watch out and be easy on y our mode of transportation. You might even want to beat it to the punch and get it fixed BEFORE it acts up. The love department in your life might start to look a little bleak. Try to catch the eye of your crush by changing a little thing about yourself, like combing your hair different If they notice they arc definitely worth buy you something special for M-FIL- ES Agent Gully merrily skips down the street. She is filled with wild Leo (July Not only did this masked marksman injure one of my most useful body parts, but he shot a hole through my Little Mermaid underpants. Jerk. will pay. FEBRUARY NTH 11:50 P.M. A GENT h OL FSMULDER 'S HOUSE ROCKFORD, MARYLAND I came over here to Smuldcr's house to tell him of my little arrow mishap. Smuldcr says that this is not the first occurrence of a run-b- y Lucky days: 5, 10, 15 24-No- v. Lucky days: 4,8,16 c. 21) Sagitarrius (Nov. You sure have been particularly ornery this month. Your family is beginning to get sick of your crap. May be you should start watching what you say about people or you'll end up with out any fnends Signs show that this Valentines day will be a lonely one for you, try to get other single buds to hang out with you. It might just make things a little less lonely for you. 23-De- Lucky days: 2, 4, 6 FEBRUARY 13TH 7:05 P.M. AGENT SMULDER'S APARTMENT broke into Smuldcr's apartment today. I just wanted to be near his stuff. I have noticed something quite interesting: the tags on most of Smuldcr's clothes say Polly Ester. Who is this Polly Ester and w hat is Smuldcr doing with her clothes?! 1 hope Smuldcr doesn't have another woman. I will be so jealous! I think I will ask Smuldcr to be my date for I the F.B.I Valentine's Boogie. He sure is a bumin love! Continued on page 14 Day hunka-hunk- a |