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Show Hades Located Once More. "Tickets," said tho conductor of a north-bound excursion train out of Kansas City to a man who had been imbibing too freoly a few nights ago. "Ain't got no ticket," said tho In' ebriate, half aroused from his slumber. "Where aro you going?" asked tho conductor as he shook him. "Goln' t' hell," was tho drowsy roply. ro-ply. "All right," said tho conductor cheerfully. "Wo'ro duo thero at 9:30 o'clock. Glvo mo sixty conts and get of? tho train when tho brakeman calls Leavenworth." Newton (Kan.) Republican. |