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Show TOO FUNNY FOR X BULL. London Paper Comments on Propoted Anti-Klstlng Law. Nothing is stranger than the absolute abso-lute lack of a sense of humor ao often aisplayed by our transatlantic friends In their conduct of social affairs. Generally Gen-erally speaking, one would describe Americans as droll folk, yet how could 1 nation which has produced. Artemus Ward and the thousands of stories which we so liberally draw upon for our comic journals seriously accept the suggestion that kissing shall be made illegal except between people who possess certificates that they are free from disease of any kind? Imagine Imag-ine the passionate lover, who has just learned that SHE loves him, being repulsed re-pulsed because he cannot produce the necessary passport to osculation! How, one wonders, is it to be made patent to ell and sundry that any one Is a kissable subject. Are the certified certi-fied ones to wear a badge, or must they shave off an eyebrow or otherwise other-wise distinguish themselves from their hapless uncertified brothers and sisters? London Lady's Pictorial. |