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Show THE JOURNAL Page 10 ONCE Eileen O'Farrell, Irish Colleen, To Be St. Patrick's Day Soloist H. I. Phillips Belly chilly this morning, belly chilly. Then, why the devil dont you tuck in your shirt tail? Darn Clever, These Chinese Me losie (Chinese dialect) You findee baby? baby. No, we didnt find a baby. Whats your babys name? Little babys name Jong. Well, well let you know il we find little Jong. (Bystander) 1 wonder who she Flowers STAR DUST OVER Dinosaur Decontrol Cold Chinaman SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 1952 LETTERS FOR DELIVERY By INEZ GERHARD Price controls were removed from clay pigeons, bowling pins , waxed fruits and dinosaur skeletons used exclusive-l-y for educational purposes News item.) ("Washington. EILEEN OFARRELL is the tor the Dear.OPSi I wish to protest your latest ruling controls from clay removing pigeons, bowling pins, waxed fruits and dinosaur skeletons. I am sure you acted without due consideration of the consumers. Do you know is? cost of clay Oh, thats little Jongs mother what this means? The will at shoot once, mak up pigeons Mah-Jonit harder and harder for a faming to a the in house. keep ily supply Good EnufT not I aware are that there guess you She: So! Drunk again! are who of millions Americans He: Yeah and thish time 1 to a not been able have afford good had a speshial reason for gettin clay pigeon for months. I used my drunk. one a year ago and cannot aflast She: Yeah? And what was the ford another. In fact, I am using gpecial reason? He: Whash the difference as substitutes like old tin cans and glass balls. long as it sherved the purpose? . I will bet you that Russia haa Cold Caught the clay pigeon situation well In I had a bad cough. I went to hand and Is keeping them witha party where they had some the in reach of the people. It Is draught beer and I sat in the draft of dinosaur skeldecontrol your too long. etons that disturbs me most, however. If you had checked Think This Over carefully you would know they Ireland must not be Heaven, for are already hard to get. Very our traffic cops come from there. few stores have them in stock. You have to bid high to obtain Quick Thinking one Yes, I know you are deconShow me an Irishman and I'll trolling only dinosaur skeletons show you a fool. used for educational purIm an Irishman! but this means nothposes, Er-r- -r, that is Im the fool! ing to a skeleton shopper. I tried to get one Just for. amusement Ready for Anything or general utility purposes, but What is the idea of standing the dealer said everything he there with a straw hat on your had was the educational type. head, an umbrella in your hand, He had one dinosaur skeleton that a fur coat on your arm, and wear was obviously of no use except as ing a bathing suit? a hatrack or doorstop, but he would No matter what the weather not listen to my argument that Ill be prepared. there was still an OPS ceiling on that model. Your action may cost Poor Aim Democrats the election. There It takesh me an hour or sho to the is a big dinosaur skeleton vote in get to shleep when I go home this country and it will go to the drunk. (I hear that Taft, Stas-seThash funny. I alwaysh fall Republicans. and Kefauver have already ashleep ash soon ash I hit the come out for dinosaur control and bed. that Ike Eisenhower will soon anSho do My trouble ish in hit- nounce a stand for maintaining ceilting the bed. ings on prehistoric men, Egyptian mummies and fossilized fish.) Telephone Hour on St. Patricks Day, so she is being announced way ahead of time. This broadcast will be a special event, broadcast from Carnegie Hall, where she scored a brilliant success with her recital in 1950. The daughter of Irish parents formerly billed in vaudeville as The Singing OFarrells, she has fulfilled SHOPPER'S CORNER By DOROTHY BARCLAY THE RAYON STORY wool getting scarcer, and nearly so necessary with the coming of warmer weather, its good news to you all, that rayon, nylon, cotton and many new fabric alloys, loom large and plentiful on the horizon. So youll have lots to choose from at your store, for that spring furbishing of selfv family and WITH g. home. The big cotton crop of 1951 assures you of plenty for your clothing needs, at much the same price as of EILEEN OFARRELL yore, in spite of rising wages, taxes their dreams by becoming one of our and transportation costs. The rayon outstanding dramatic sopranos. But and nylon story is still brighter. she is not one of our temperamental A large carry-ove- r from yesteryear, prima donnas; she refuses to be when many of you werent buying, glamorized, and will let nothing in- plus a large influx of new fibers, terfere with her home life with her and combinations of new and old, husband, Robert Reagan, and her make your shopping easy and son, Robert Reagan, Jr. worthwhile. Just watch for those sales at your store and have fun. The size of the audience reached So important has rayon become, by Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis on that soon you will be seeing a television was proved by the result label on both the ready-to-wea- r of an appeal for funds to support mysterious and yard goods at your research in muscular dystrophy, store. That large AS (American which they made recently. The apa guide to the best buy is Standard) peal brought in more than 7,000 for your money, for durability, and There were scores of responses. suitability to the purpose. letters from dystrophic victims who perfect And that AS guarantee is due to never knew there was a Muscular appear on all garments and fabrics Dystrophy association, despite wide that contain 50 per cent or more publicity. rayon. No longer will you be buying by Fred Heider, producer of The a Whiteman received look, feel and hope. No longer will Paul Revue, reyou be let down when a favorite congratulatory telegram after a cent broadcast. It came from an garment wears out before you tire old friend in Hollywood, Gordon of it. The AS label is awarded only MacRae; they shared a locker when to rayons that fill this new set of requirements. It guarantees good they were page boys at NBC. wear under normal use. to Is be filmed "Brlgadoon Rayon, as you know, is not just with at exterior last M.G.M., by one fabric, but a big family of fabHow can you justify removing scenes filmed in Scotland, as rics with different characteristics. controls from bowling pins at this shonld be. This lovely musiWhen you spy a rayon dress at your crucial period when our people theywas not as satisfactory as it cal are harassed by economic worries store, and see the AS label, you are should been on the stage, have assure J that it will hold up well and need to go to a bowling alley though it had a long run. It is to get away from it all? Dont you under all the wear conditions to auThe for pictures. perfect to will next which it would normally be subthe be demand know Alan Lerner thors, and Jay have ceilings removed from bowling jected. For the fabric was origFrederick Loewe, will do the balls, pool cues and canasta sets? In - screen inally made up, tested and guaranplay and score, and Gene teed for that specific dress. concluding let me say that your acKelly will have a leading role. tion on waxed fruits is really a The same theory heart-breake- r. The wife and I to the yard goods spread applies William Richard Holdens Beedle, checked on our waxed fruit situahis movie debut so temptingly on your store countion only last week. Do you know brother, will make in Paramounts Stalag 17. Its his ters, too. With the AS label, youll what? We are down to three waxed first attempt at acting. He has been know the performance, standards it pears, six glass grapes and a waxed working in a laboratory owned by will meet, and sew it up into the persimmon. (We were pretty hungry his father, before that, operated a type of thing for which it was tested, and ate two of the petrs and four guaranteed and designated. flying school. glass grapes, assuming we could And would you believe it, there go out and buy some more reason51 different items coming wider ODDS AND ENDS . . . Hedy Laare ably. And now you go and decontrol marr, who said shed the banner of these new rayon quit pictures them, permitting the dealer to up for good, now says shed like to standards. Your own wearing apthe price to the sky!) make some in Europe . . . Tonight parel, from suits and dresses and We Sing, a 20th Century-Fo- x prounderthings to gloves; your mans 1 am bewildered and annoyed. music will a lovers duction, give shirts, ties, and suitings; and such If there was one thing I thought with the famous pianist, Arstuff as bedspreads, sliphousehold treat, Mike Di Salle would not put bethur Rubinstein, playing himself in covers and upholstery fabrics all yond my reach it was waxed fruit. a cast that includes Ezio Pinza and these will have that stamp of apHoping it is all a mistake, I am Jan Peerce . . . Dayton Lummis, proval, from AS, from your clerk, Sincerely yours, a veteran of the Broadway stage, and from yourself. Elmer will portray the late Graham the radio broadcaster, in SHINE ON RAYON P.S. I trust there is nothing in to are remove Alexander, the Big Leaguer. it is the rumor you going Shine on your rayon, when you ceilings on decoy ducks, iron deer, reported. it? Then youre doing one of iron plastic flowers and elk teeth. 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