Show 04 0 4 the way out tho the trouble la Is said wilkins as he talked the matter over with hla his counsel that in the excitement of the moment i i admitted that I 1 had been gong ing too fast and paying any attention to the road just before the collision im afraid that admission la Is going to prove cocita costly v i dont worry about that said his aft ft wyer ill bring seven witnesses to testify notify that they bellevo believe you under lunder oath Ilar harper pers weekly not that kind manager mana or my dear sir air there to la one jirava aye drawback in your play playwright what to Is it air manager the villain charges the poor door widow per cent on his bla loan to her on her humble little home now it to la the unwritten managerial RW aw that all plays must havo have human buman interest the whole truth algernon am I 1 tha prot first woman you have ever loved not exactly I 1 was in love with my teacher at ten and with a circus cincu q rider at twelve dut but you are the first fire t girl I 1 havo have ever asked to marry me my oear dear 11 AN HEIRESS LOST LII I 1 howell has haa your automobile cost you much sh powell about fifty thousand dol you an wellI Po was engaged to a gari who was worth that amount and I 1 took her for a ride and the blamed thing broke down and she ebe had to walk five miles and the next day she sent me a letter breaking the engagement hard haid LI lines nee to poets poeta life could not bo be corsel i nobody wants wanta to buy hla his verse A household hint young wife sobbing george treated mo me awful mean he he promised to give me a machine for my birthday and it it came home today her mother then what are you drying crying about young wife its ita a its alts a washing mu machine chine decidedly handicapped andl capped aunt nancy think of stud shudyin study yin ln to be a doctor eh dont you do it young mao alan why not aunty aulty aunt nancy you cant git no practice till yo ye kit married an ye cant git bit married till yo ye git practice why the incongruity the ho contest 0 of t that will to la a very lively proceeding 1 and yet it I 1 Is s a dead issue ono one idea of them what are these society people we hoar hear about asked mr 1 I dunno replied the farmer but th near as I 1 can make out jes folks that make a regular habit of their sunday clothes every flay day doubly hectored vectored Hec its bad enough for a man to be of his wife it Is indeed but dibbles to la even afraid 0 of hla his A mean man did tire mrs wombat yote vote your way inquired the husband of the prominent D A R member no she promised to but she ehe turned A illow how abo about ut mrs airs FIzz gag another tr altress we propose to expel her from our chapter jill ill tell you ought to do 1 f adlet ought to a nice alc tn edict arnold chapter e specially tor for WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE 1 I have just been reading an interesting article the last words of great men were they married men 11 that got to do with it 1 I oh ob then never have had bad a ch chance once to get in the last word looking forward I 1 know a man in our town who hopes some day to make ft a pile I 1 of money mono and hla his wife declares that when he does live in style 1910 model so bo giffels took you out in his bia car t 11 yes did you have a rattling good time it exactly I 1 thought tha th blamed machine would rattle to pieces before we vo got back in a crowded restaurant harold who has been earnestly watching gentleman evidently enjoying hla his lun luncheon choon i say mother I 1 do hope well get a seat soon that mant mans making me feel frightfully hungry punch pardonable gentleman see herel here im not going to pay any such rate as you charge do you think im a tool fool cabilan apologetically apologetic all y what else alee c could I 1 think air when you tooka cab instead of a street car Y THE CAT GOTHER GOT HER e 41 H AN iv 4 first mouse where Is your sister second mouse alouse dont Don task ask we me boo hoo boo hoo go ask the eat cat i behold him behold the ballad master on a forehead la is a curl lies iles just a poetaster and sings the working girl A time limit ill never say eny die oh yes you will when your hair begins begin to turn gray near fulfilment fulfillment jones told me today that the ball on the top of that tall tower building was blown down by the strong gale and camo came very near striking him down ivo ive told jones often that highballs high balls would soon sooner eror or later be the death of him the wrong way 1 I want to have my hand read do you yes so I 1 am going to find fand out where I 1 can get a good chiropodist proved you eay any your husband la Is heart less leas gold gald the judge addre addressing asing the lady who had applied for a divorce what evidence have you to support that statement well for or ono thing he was willing last year to io lot let our daughter play the part of the may queen politeness wasted waited 1 I soo coo they aro are still knocking ia my MST 1 11 and yet bethe 1 a said alme 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