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Show What Wo Are Comlntj To. Drink water and get typhoid. Drink milk nnd get tuberculosis. Drink wnlsky acri got the Jlmjams. Kat soup and get Urlght's disease. Knt mont and encourage apoplexy. Knt oysters nnd acquire taxumln. Kat vegetables and weaken the system. Eat dessert and tako to paresis. Smoke cigarettes and dlo oarly. Smoke cigars and get catarrh. Drink coffee and obtain nervous prostration. Drink wine and get the gout. In order to bo entirely healthy ono must eat nothing, noth-ing, and evon before breathing ono should see that tho nlr Is properly sterilized. Southwestern World. |