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Show ( 2 THE INTER-MOUNTAIN REPUBLICAN, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, SUNDAY, JULY 8, 1906. j | | | ried monotonous a divores very life is getting Gladys-Married I'll get I believe six menths now nd George marry and him I've again. marbeen Wouldn't you? « A Mr. rot. Mr. all worst DIFFERENCE OF .OPINION. Porke Packe-What the papers are printing about We give the people the best we can C. Moore-That's strange! They seem to have the you my preserved idea that meats they get is the can | | . H, eKic k ked ‘ a nd rea ee - 7 be swore, ce ° e re Ste eo SAME amd_ The summer irl And made u Knows very well And smiles to ‘he on ro eibdon " pe es NLL aes and he bee, cB CGaorGe : A THIRD you rods and be rolled will simply come over think a. down all! and. over,| baseball! game is going on outside." "It won't shake down nor collapse?"' was the anxious Inquiry. "Can't possibly do it, sir. Sits on rubber springs and simply teeters a little- just enough to ava i lullaby motion| and keep the babies asleep. I ould| collapse all the rooms are provided with alfr-cushions and_ the ws are padded ie beams a wicks would be held up or sink down. as. softly ¢ 1 s of} feathers he earth may he up six eet and set back, but. my quakeproof house will suffer no damage. Understand,| however, this is nothing to do with your garden. The carrots and parsnips will probably be pulled up by the roots and thrown over into the next lot. You must 5 4 . consciousness he . 2» | | | tor tor "Samuel, prayed" was you she began| in real airnest ee docdoc- SOME k or = =a, | when] "Whatels "Seven it this dollars a time?" she week, and asked. I'll drive to He from you look at | | | "cg sige? : aa said the ‘ "a serious-looking citi nan But ow. I don't place. see how below 310,"" he protested. Wall, go'n try. ; I'm i to git of it) the time kick. If your price Lord." to he ¢g rub does and lay his you all bruises kin the he jest blame Tom won't stick proofs to| next ton ynamite ing 10,000 pounds on the] Kerr. ing to explode give, the house: magazine ithe | the of the stuff. it in a a° irla We day or Cenc are go- two and vin array RULES. five to ten it this way degrees. you are When} not as| North Carry an Pole. umbrella on hot days. It will mas only save your ee from the sun ae NO See ce somebody's eye out most every day. _ Don't worry, about ‘eathquakes You} ther t catch '¢ on Hy i eee ae like | hold- that, Come prepared to leave your orer, Warranted quakeproof or no charge. Busy day. Good-bye." Joc Kerr CUES WEATHER hot as you were, unless you are idiot} }enough to get hot at the manufacturers Ice can be saved from melting by wrap-| ping a newspaper around it to keep the air away. Go around in a newspaper and give the thing a fair trial } Stick to the end seat on an open car,| even if it is in the sun You may ge a sunstroke by so doing, but you will let the public understand, that you died as you had lived-a hog f you can talk politics with one hand and hold a glass of ice-cold lemonade A a oe te Be ahead, but oth | 8 and think o snowy mountains an I ores oy Pea i ; ; him to town tomorrer."' not hold me responsible for that. Do you hen ther's sunthin' wrong somewhere|' "That's good, Samuel-that's good.| wish to figure with me today?" It haln't' worth no such price as that, and| That's a fair price, and when he knows] ‘‘Well-er-you-see-' oie nayburs would callus robbers. Go)|that you've prayed three times over it] ‘Then come. in some day next week. back to the barn once more, and this time }and had to give up your farm work st}I have just finished one of my quakene¢ HOT KINDS. = Perhaps the whale didn't swallow Jonah, but discuss the question in Janu-! oO ' ary , Argument heats the blood If a man on a crowded street car asks who is 1 fi ye the ne President quietly and mildly ask the conductor to} throw him off and break his neck | All thermometers li They are made | | | wife, and she} an object of! asked. Little Stanley-Paw-uh! r. Busyman-Well, my son? Little Stanley-Paw, when a doctor is sick and calls in another doctor to him, is the doctor doctored the way he wants to be doctored or does the doctor him just as he thinks he ought to be doctored? j prayer. de went to the barn, and came} in half an hour later to say: "Wall, or ‘ve been prayin' over| that feller's case, and as nigh as I kin} make out I orter charge him about $15 a week." | "If you did that I should be ashamed| to look him in the face ag'in,"' she re-| plied: "You'd better go'n pray ag'in."' : "He held out for a time, but finally| "Wall, Wanner, I've been prayin' sought the barn once more. When he| over that feller's case." came back he sald: } "T guess $15 was-a little steep, Hanner He. went: away and was gone a longer main see It now I shall charge him only | time, and when he came back there was ea. ja smile on his face. you Any bites, Weary?" "Piscatorial or entomological?" eee ES ee Le re ee ee ee | to worry as to what he ought to charge} me ‘ geht scraps of conversation and made out that he wanted to do the right! thing, but did not want to let me. off too) cheaply. The day el as to g € had another talk with his advised him to make it BOTH PRAYER. "TIT was driving across the country in[ New Hampshire last summer on busi-} ness,"" said the Boston drummer, ‘‘and} a jolt of the farmer's wagon threw me| out on my head and bruised me so badly that I was laid up at a farmhouse for} Ww weeks. The farmer was a _goodhearted but close-fisted man, and as soon recovered | NO DELAY THERE. and slung ten right. It can -t | FOO! who broke our heart la eason dl think what might hay been that love s without reason, think she'll have us' back again "Sir," said the serious-looking citizen as he walked in on the architect ‘you probably heard of the earthquake in San rancisco? "I did sir,"" was the reply ‘Had a special wire an hour after the first shock.' "And you must realize, sir that that quake calls for a new order of architec- | ture-a quakeproof building?" ‘I had the plans of one a month ago.' ~I am glad to hear of your enterprise,| sir. I want a house. I want It quake- | | proof."' | see, His brain Wars 1 OLD | ) H) | A ri ‘ ) VERY PACETIOUS oR d 5 : Prime. Minister-Here's a letter from the Geramn The Czar-Ah! a Billy. doux Prime Minister-Also a letter from the Président The: Czar--A. Yankee. doodle. doux zn: = em away boils-bound the United : States bulldogs to come Phev when ar aie All thermomecers J He. ike it suits theirjing family ice chests and refrigerators, own convenience but there's nothing cool about that trade great many people are struck by| until the ice is put in. Watch your fce eee eyery summer. Don t worry ; man kick to your buteher, hold your a yout your own case You are far more, milkman for all that sours, and rememapt to meet a creditor you have been) ber that the Interest on your winter overdodging than to run up against a thun-! coat in pawn Is only two per cent, a \ derbolt month and good times are coming . You may not be In the business of selli Joe Kerr. Emperor of with ‘ te} HY) - SS > 5 Wil NATTA HOLA SUZ mT - MK HY Pe e G AA a iT Sits, NOR. > diya i WIT + AB? ES; »~ re SAN ALASA 494, ; ' j \ | y | Ogdaeiy:to think-three Salt Lake Well, how riages meet a. up the chicken dinner at | --"e 'e IN AFTER Via to Do oliver Uoo years y ag ago you long do you expect YEARS. vowed eternal a cternal love love! to last, anyway? ; Dec torel ha ve Convalescent-I come to take your ALL teraperature. suppose it's all I have left. HE HAD. 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