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Show Good Advice. "1 am to make my first public speech tomorrow night. What would you advise me to do?" asked the young man of an old-time after-dinner speaker. "Are you fond of your wife and children?" asked the old-timer. "Yes, very." "Like your home?" "Very much." "Do you enjoy having an occasional evening at home with your wife and kiddies?" "I certainly do." "Well then take my advice. Make that speech of your's tomorrow as bad as you possibly can. M:ke it so bad that they'll never ask you to speak in public again, and live in peace and contentment the remainder of your life." |