Show the key hole by the desert rat its over folks that is christmas but the effect lingers on for it will take about a week for everybody to trade or exchange the present they received and didn dian t want or didn dian t fit money always makes a nice present for it will fit in any dodys pocket especially us uranium prospectors the next reason for having a head ache is new years a fellow should have an extra day or two afterwards to get his head back to normal size so that the tom cat stomping around will not upset his nerves it is also the time of year to make resolutions so that you can break them I 1 I 1 hope that some of the cafe operators will make the following resolutions and not break them serve HOT HOT NOT CAKES and waffles with HOT but ter so they will stay hot keep all the onions and cucumbers out of the salad unless they are marked with red paint so they can be seen and easily picked out by people who don t like them put ice in the wa ter and ice tea in the summer tune time hire waitresses that always smile even though they want to kill you last but not least give each cus tomer a check then the one with the most money can gather them up if he is a liberal this will save a lot of fumbling at the table I 1 began to think that a lot of the car drivers have been practicing their aiming since last year from the report of the death toll rolling in they are making wonderful cars now how but something should be done about the loose nut behind the wheel |