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Show HY DUNNLETS. i JjjfiH A Little Sausage is a Dangerous Thing. iPfJfl "Then," said Mr. Hyrum Dunn, the efficient ' ,ff passenger agent, and cornet soloist, "I'm awfully iJfeH sorry I went to that gathering the other evening. i ''JfjiB 1 had a mis'able time. Why, actually, I was I JiH compelled to loiter about the rooms until break- i'B fast time waiting for some One to make a jovial ' 10iI$$B break In the nature of an invitation to that en- j tf4ffl trancing meal. 'B "In the meantime, my identity was mistaken 'i "ifflH several times, and I was asked to coquette with !'ilH Bacchus. This I did, but used the stuff more In ;L$ff H the nature of a beverage than any other guise. In 'IjH such manner, conspiracy and John being bold, I I" ! personally conducted an excursion of prominent '''iH citizens to the mazes of one, Johnson's, the same '! jffH being a banquet nail of no mean proportions, "i'I1H where i also conducted a Hamburger revel. !i!i'!ilM "My guests were taken to the care in all avail- i III able autos, and alighting, they entered a room '' iHA uniquely decorated In red and yellow, with all lM procurable viands of the day spread tempingly 'ilPufl before them. Honestly, 1 was sorry that that fresh 'I Pvfl society reporter who is queen of the telephone rnwfl gossipers couldn't see what I had made ready for H my guests. 'Ftl9fl "Much eggs were spread in profusion, and- 'i'Hwfl neighborly spare ribs frescoed in brown made a i'rjwfl really lovely contrast. Being generous, and hav- 'Mtffl ing descendants of the Tea Party with me, four IjfllH kinds of pie were served, and some gents had the Hflfl crust to eat all kinds. 'IfliBH "Not to be satished with this, coffee cupped in 'twill the prevailing style of the day was served to all, :M fljfl after which the guests giving thanks to the popu- r m hH lar and efficient agent, rambled their different iJlifl ways, much to the delight of the genial proprietor. ; flfl Owing to the demand for another entertainment, jl! 91 it is mroe than probable that the indispensable It 9H agent, which Is I, shall entertain again shortly in f jjjfl the near future." ? fU |