Show Lawmakers Add to N Nations Nation's tion's Gaiety I LEFT SHOW YOUR 1 LICENSE NOME J JHONES r rl l HONES I DID DIDI F ALL the freak legislation introduced Intro intro- Introduced IF I by legislators legislate s throughout the United States Slates were passed and became laws what nhat a funny country this would become has furnished furnished fur fur- one of the most recent sam sam- pIes ples It is a bill requiring every person person per per- son wishing to take a drink to takeout take takeout takeout out a license From Colorado comes the Interesting interestIng interestIng interest- interest Ing news that a bill is about to be Introduced introduced In in- in the legislature of that state providing that any surgeon who shall perform an operation for or appendicitis appendicitis appendicitis ap ap- ap- ap and thereafter be unable to prove that the appendix was in a diseased diseased dis- dis eased condition shall be guilty of and punishable under the enal lenal code That t much-abused much class the poor are being abused once re this time in New Mexico where ill has been Introduced in the legislature providing for the classification tion of bachelors bachelors' and widowers and the levying of a tax against them As for Texas the legislature is now seriously considering the enactment of a law Jaw to put you In Jail if you ever dare daie to use bad language to the telephone telephone tele tele- phone receiver The rhe tongues of the railway station agents in Missouri may be loosened If a bill introduced Into the legislature I of the state is passed The bill provides pro pro- provides vides a fine of 25 to 50 for or any agent who refuses to answer questions put by travelers The father of the bill said years of rebuffs by agents of whom he had inquired If It trains were on time had aroused in h him m a lingering longing to one day get back at the sphinx who hides behind the wicket Th The state O o. o Washington is catering catering catering cater cater- ing to its lad lady voters oters Polling places are going to be made very attractive for them The city council of Seattle started the ball rolling with the introduction introduction introduction intro intro- of a resolution prohibiting smoking in polling places at elections It Is Is' proposed to make the election booths very pretty with decorations flowers easy chairs and polite att attendants atten atten- n. n |