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Show ' ? Kathleen Norris Says: Has Best Opportunity To Enforce Peace in World U. S. ISewt Wife Should Ignore ' Other Woman Feeturw Syndicete. Bell By BAUKIIAGE Analyst and Commentator " s C L it America, In Ita strength could well afford t yield sovereignty to an International force. A period of tranquillity, enforced If necessary , la what the world needs; time to reflect. Rome and Britain did bring a long peace of aorta; we can establish n longer one one long enough, perhaps, to build permanent ane, The principle is simple as a colleague of fmne is fond of saying nobody triea to pick a fight with t Joe Lewis. Early statements were made to the effect that It would cost an additional 4S0 millions Over what already baa been budgeted for universal military training. We now spend 850 million dollars a year on cosmetics. And the total time used in applying themiccording to my private divided into manhours of military training, leaves a generous surplus for home-worI do not mean to treat lightly the world situation and the idea of a - Pax Americans Is not an empty one. It Is, In fact, the only kind of a peace we can be sure of until we have time to stabilize world conditions, until there Is a fairer division of the bread, and the security in which to earn it and eat It; a cessation of the fear, suffering and anxiety which make men trade tbeir heritage of freedom for the empty premise of protection at auy price. I sympathize with the people who oppose militarism m any form; but 1 do not accept as a valid syllogism: Militarism Is bad; military training in America is militarism; therefore, military training in America is bad. Military training in Germany (the classic example) was the result of .militarism, not its cause. Military training 'in America is no more related to German militarism than a bot dog la brother to a Dachshund. The world' largest herd of dwarf Cattle recently reached Chicago five cows end bulls totaling less than ter weight of an average steer. Now I know where that steak 1 got last night came from. see Old songs are being revived, but there still are a lot of people who would rather heag "Beautiful Ohio Chan "Missouri Waltz. Take His Life ft i 'Jan About Town What no gazette learned, when hey published pix of Governor Fol-o- kissing Alabama model "BenShaw, was that she became homesick and flew back with him A TENN. CROSSVILLE, n his private plane . . . One of draftsman from Wauke Tafts nieces, Cynthia Taft, flounces gan. III, abashedly confessed ti ir mnd the Vassar campus featuring huge Wallace button . . . Ironically, police that he was unable to kil himself after a fruitless hunt for hv top Juke-bopet is Russia's y death during a bizarre Sabre Dance motor tour in his automobile He told what State Patrolman That there were over GO Russian Charles Johnson called "a fantastic subs all over the Pacific was retory of seeking suicide on a cross- ported several months ago on a country motor tour. . The Sunday night broadcast "I wanted to make it look like an navy didnt reveal the real story. accident so my wife could collect They kept down the actual number Johnson quoted to help yonr insomnia. my insurance, him "Four or five times" smee he lefl The Washington Ticker: Brookings Waukegan, Hassart said he tried to nstitute boys prvately predict the end his life. soon. nd of the "sellers market He drove recklessly He speeded They note increas ng small business on hairpin curves. He passed on arid size of business hills. He tried to race trains to a Tups ntor.es growing West the . . At Key nvi. dead heat at crossings. Nothing lomt chefs of staff were ready to happened ask for 22 billion extra! The budget What capped Hassarts failure ac- eople slugged it on the head. The tually was more or less of an ac- J. S senate is about to tear into cident," he said he defense department. Republican Slips Off Embankment eiders inquire. "If the joint chiefs His car slipped off a em ue sure were not prepared, what bankment The car landed upside of that 11 billion" The down in a tree, with Hassart still jeeame also allege the three services Keip a happy house with happy children in it Cultivate a dozen things Repubs at home: f lowers, games, hospitality for the children, books . . . in it and are fight"arent He climbed out and to his amazelike Macys barKATHLEEN NORRIS, By ing appropriations ment couldn't find a real scratch gain hunters". . . Gen. Wild Bill IIEN we were married on him Gonovan has been so quiet he must we were poor, writes Disgusted, he hid in the woods oe very active. Meanwhile, authorities sought the Elizabeth Hates from St. victim of the car found dangling Paul. It wasnt only that we The ageless Cong. Sol Bloom of on the tree, seven miles from here. were happier then I knew we N. Y. has a spring to his stride, Hassart went to a farmers house, were happier. and hes 78. In the capitol a People dont alept overnight there and called said: "You look fine, now often admit that theyre haj-pCrossviile police. do you do it? when circumstances are His decision to commit suicide, he said. Women, hard and uncertain, but we did. he said, stemmed from a number "Women?" I in a great disaster, Lee and met . of reasons mostly horses of which "I stay away from em. a flood It was when we lived down he ramblingly spoke South; we were both flooded out, He had been a draftsman, he New Yorks My Town; Where elss and both began to help feed the said, until he was named adminisof comrefugees. I was in a big food centrator of the estates of two of his could you extol the virtues in Columbus Cirdo they munism (as hash and ter, combining beans, soup, relatives who died about four years cle) with cops standing nearby to everything else into great hot gouago. protect speechmakers in case any lashes. buttering buns, pouring hot Plays Horses A maniac kills Lee organized the distribucoffee temper got lost Then he became a horse player a boy and wounds several of his tion. I don't think either one of us and carried on a stamp collecting chums without getting lynched , . was ever happier than in those days business on the side He did well Gamblers can get away with "fixof change and terror. Between us. at horse betting, too for a while ing hockey, basketball and football with an army of helpers, we got He used what he called "a comic games? A gangsters wife gets everything running so smoothly that vet a $30,000 funeral, and an strip system. our unit wtas considered far and The system collapsed shortly. can live in a $12.50. Waldorf-Astoriaway the best. Also, he said, a friend who owned a suite on a $63 50 salary? "After that I lived with an aunt, stable kept giving him bum tips took a Job. Lee got a job and we Finally, he was down to his last Too many citizens who claim the were married. Quite in the spirit of He told his wife he was going Russians don't know the know-ho$23. was our first meeting, our new home on a business trip. hop of war a small abandoned garage. The ceforget that non-stoCrossvilie police sent Hassart to two Russ pilots made in June, 1937, mented main floor was our sitting-rooUplands sanitorium hfre Doctors from Moscow to S. Cal., 6,662 miles the three small rooms upsaid he could be released any time in 62 hrs. and 2 mins. We dont mean stairs our living rooms. It was such because his only injury was a pos- the one in which two Russians were an adventure, it was all such fun! sible sore neck. forced down at Vancouver. Now. "Then when Lee sold a piece of from their Siberian bases nearest no flood and property destroyed by our tip of Alaska, Russian bombers longer in a residential district, we Maharaja Embarks on Huge can reach N. Y. and Washington in went abroad for two marvelous Hunt-- for Game less time. The distance Gem Thief 25 considerably years. Our expenses for those (via the North Pole great circle months averaged $100 a month, and route) to Washington or New York we came home with Michael thrown NEW DELHI, INDIA The Mais less than 3,900 miles. The Russians in for good measure. haraja of Biikha, who has a repu- have passed us in Jet designs. They for tation his prowess as a big game Lee Joins Law Firm on are equal terms with us on bombhunter, now is trailing his biggest ers. "While Lee finished his law course, "Captured Eskimos near the prey yet a thief who stole 400 we lived m one room off a kitchen Bering Sea (26 miles from the headdresses. in a big bouse. I cooked and waited For years the maharaja, Darbai Alaskan tip) are doing thethe tough Ruson table for our room and board, and building of fortifications for Shree Ravatwala Saheb, has colreporters in Sheila came to join Michael, Lee and lected bejewelled turbans from sians. Scripps-HowarSoviet me. Sundays Lee washed the cars, Cairo to Singapore He wears six a Washington reported that th have 100 divisions. I full has They and the cut raked wood, lawn, day in succession one at break150 from the satellite namore than worked in the kitchen from early fast, another when dictating, a third milmorning until 10 at night. We saved at the audience he grants his prime tions. excluding their own four lion firm law a fine and troops. money, presently minister, a fourth during his afterasked Lee to join it,. and were we noon stroll, a fifth at dinner, and Id never finished high Todd Russell knows a lad who proud' a particularly resplendent sixth on school but of course he had had just role in Mr. Robhas a walk-ohis nocturnal visit to his "chief la about 20 years of schooling. hit. A walk-o- n new the erts, queen." In his palace he has literwhen yoo havent any lines to ally roomfuls of turbans "Well, then we had to stop with read youre another hnnk of Some unbelievably reckless Bilka the domestic position, and we took scenery. If yon had one word, native purloined 400 of these heada flatr managing wasnt so easy on dresses a feat about comparable theyd have to pay' yon money. one salary, and I began to sense thespiaa to walking out of Alcatraz. Now the Anyhow, the walk-o- n even then what 1 know now so well, to dash ont of a restaurant had heat is on in earnest, and every one that I wasn't keeping up with Lee "Sorry, I gotta do something for of the maharaja's 45.000 subjects His pay was small, but his firm Fonda, he panted. Henry has been or will be given a search thought the world of him, and he slddown. scolded a gel at ."Oh, rrmh third To be noticed ing Several hundred degree. politically began the table. "What can Fonda do natives are under arrest as sum to make speeches Then four years for yon get yon three more The maharaja, meanwhile pect ago he was sent to a big convention Cultivate a dozen things at home; stops threatens as a delegate, and actually was taxes unless confiscatory flowers, games, hospitality for the hia prized turbans are returned nominated for state office But the .children, books, drawing, knitting, The Cinemagicians: A memorable fine offer from St. Paul came then pronto and Intact radio, puzzles, cooking, raising motion and we moved here picture about Europes diskittens or pups or chickens for the called The Search," children, placed market whatever appeals to you. Now I have three children, 8, Celebrants at Zulu Wedding of the heart by the wins friendship Dress 6 and 3. We are prosperous. I prettily and picturesquely, of the conthe 10 in language speaking Tribal Slay in a fashion that sets yon off. if Dispute have a good girl to help me. But is a Showers . . . April science you ran, move to the country, exLee has left me behind. There is with Jack Carson musical frothy as menpand phvsirallv as well another woman; I think I always MTUNZINI. SOUTH AFRICA. -the and Ann. Sothern , tally. knew that there would be. Bu.t Because Chief Sipbso and his men Adi My Sons . bubbles . soap is it hard now that it has Come, In an absorbed, contended, joyous said the beer was cheap and there you an explosive drama that to take, hhe is handsome, rich, sort of way ignore Lee and his at-- I wasnt enough to eat at the wedding gives twists and burns inside you. E. G. of high social standing and pofairs Make yourself a sweet, pretty. feast of one of his warriors, a viRobinson's firecracker performance You would not cious tribal war started. litically active, Lee and I are 31, ; interesting person it popping . . . "Mr. Blandings Men of Chief Siposos tribe were keeps be the first wife who, won her hus she some six years older. She has the Builds His Dream House not pleased when one of their war-rir- s fascinates him. telephones him, band back completely, and turned of Cary Grant and sturdy trouping and to out to be the pgrs- n.ihty of the two takes him off meetings, arranged to marry a girl in Myma Loy for its foundations and But before you win Lee win vour the rival native village of Chief is they have dinner at some liit'e with guffaws . . , Become our own 1c il worn self place or on the train, hhe his Musftshingwe. And the girl's familv Tarzan and the Mermaids again tw nn mother fr nd, citizen ee, widowed onre, been married and felt that she was marrying beneath presents Mr. Torso swinging jauntily f nd voure his ideal, too divorced one- her station you from bromide to platitude . Musitshingwe's warriors retorted that some of the cattle handed over Ctrcs Steaks on Order r-:- ?i INS: A report as the bridegrooms dowry were wullSkewp Dept.; Attn d lemon of Sore be presented to the U. N in the an! ('..ts diseased or e s i",v bo feH,ie,i in Tjt'?' -- is near future, which (among other Siposos men went back to them itims) will reveal that Arabian deled i or menus for spears, battle axes and village Loo K M.'i c. a research chemist gates living in luxury at a 54th street Vj vi 1 ,i m M -- I has bein working shields They returned, fired the hotel have all expenses paid by U. S grass above the wedding villa ee-t- he oil interests. w i or in.;o and seeds traditional Zulu warning of at Next step, acftrdrtg to Stone, 's tack and advanced upon the vilp- r'cit ng a citrus seed mc.it substi-t- i A soldier we know who served lage Three hundred men fough to It is still ,n the experimental with the occupation army In Gerhours. When two for drew apart stipe, but 'stone rexeie-- t that he at sundown, 10 werethey many just arrived at a nearby dead. Includcenter. hi processed to fle point separation brother, and scores ing Siposa where the seels 'i smell like fresh- - were The poor gny doesnt know n ft Injured seriously. bn'-ebread whether he coming or going! were happier then . . " ue x cross-countr- ist ex-w- a 3 '' - t Vr 7ii ! r. .i " 7 p i , -- Baukhage Interviews Interior Secretary Julius A. Krug aboard the floating fish laboratory Albatross nr in B.oston harbor. as a regular commercial trawler, was drafted, transformed Into a member of the coast guard's Atlantic patrol, discharged and now is equipped to do exactly the work commercial fishermen do, plus a lot more (by her crew of scientists) which will help the fishermen do better. One of the tasks of the fish experts is to see If anything can be figured out which will save the wastage created by catching the fish too young and thus preventing them from growing up to be caught and sold another year. The mesh In the net in the picture is four and a half inches Instead of measthe standard urement Experiments have shown that use of the larger mesh saves 80 fish, and per cent of the under-sizedoes not reduce the size of the catch of the larger, marketable TTsfir But the Tomffierdat fishermen three-and-a-ha- d have to be shown. One of the many tasks of the Albatross III is to prove by actual demonstration that this is true. It is a hig And the department of the inJob. terior has a big man at the head of it. The dwarf in the photograph to whom Krug is talking faccording to figures on my White House pass provided by the secret service) is 5 feet, 11 inches tall and I am standing on my two feet, not kneeling. .. Few Americans sipping their cof- Information fee, says bureau, know that the berries from which it is made look good deal like cherries And for that matter, few Americans, sipping their Manhattan, say I, know that the cherries in them look good deal like coffee berries. t by Baukhage- - n ping-pongin- g - The Australian government Is'anx-lou- s that Australian girls who married American servicemen return to Australia with their husbands. Some of the girls are anxious to to Australia, period. 0 Farmers say egg prices are too low, considering the high cost of poultry feed. Which i comes first: The chicken, the egg ar the teed? TF YOU have a dainty lingerie gift to make for one of your friends try this romantic puffed sleeve nighty. You can turn out a pretty special one -if you use pastel rayon silk or satin and velvet ribbot.'w ties in orchid, lavender, American Beauty or magenta color. 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It would seem that G.I.s might be fairly good material in an emer gency without having to learn the Value of the general orders over again, and with- Little Fish out having to reacquire precision In The little ones didn't get away! bringing the right hand smartly to That is what Secretary of the Inthe cap brim or lying down within terior Julius A, Krug is explaining reasonable period before the arrival as he spreads the mesh of one of of a machine gun bullet. nets used by commercial the As to the husbands they aren't fishermen of the New England entirely expendable, of course all of coast. them. Probably the V-Fifteen million baby haddock that i most effective thing didnt f get away, says Krug, vho congress could have done was to as interior secretary is likewise revote immediately sponsible for keeping a government . for immediate reg' eye on America's fish and wildlife, r would have been wotth a million istration for every' and a hull dollars to New England's The one. brack' age 4 A f. i ets and exemptions, fishermen from March to of last year. They were caught after all, could be (H settled later. If the in ordinary nets, killed and discarded. emergency arises If the little haddock had man, , oreven approach-e- s we can talk de-Jaged to get sway, they probably tails. That is the would have grown up, been caught this year and sold by the same kind of emergency we face, and no fishermen for a million and a half gacriflc would be too great to predollars. vent It. Right row proof of our willingness to act is most important This was cme of the things I learned aboard the Albatross III, Contrary to the (general assumption that all we need is a few push only floating laboratory possessed by the United States, which goes into ....button experts and professors of nuclear science, sny war that service this spring. She started out might come, from now en would require a more extensive mobilisation of civilian as well as soldier than anything which has preceded tively small sacrifice, start a preparedness program to prevent the Imbalance of power against us. ns they say in diplomatic ianguaga. In other words we could, without danger of actual conflict, since there la no power NOW (not tomorrow or next year, but NOW) atrong enough to threaten us, establish a Pax Americana. And tvlth the will to peace that exists in the world today, we could use that aituation, not as the Pax Romans or the Pax Brittanies waa used to create enemies but to build an effective Pax WNU Gift Nightgown Horse Player Gets Sore Keck After Five Attempts Once again we face the high cost of savagery or preventing it depending on how you put it. Billions more to run the defense government and the world, and to cover a stepped-u- p program. Talk of a 10 per cent increase in the budget for next year seems logical. As one cynic remarked, in the next war perhaps we ought to try to get on the losing side, and let the victors support us for a change. ever Tuesday, April 20, 1948 THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH PAGE TWO . i. AW d (IRffE NFFI1I EftORK Weis St. lVr.v;o 7, 111. Enclose 20 cents for Pattern. SEWING 530 South Nn Nome Address. 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