Show TOO transparent are many moneymaking money making devices among the most transparent of them is the interesting brunette and blonde scheme here is something in that line just come to hand band by mail INDIANA march dear mr editor will you please insert my little advertisement verti in your paper am very anxious to secure a nice home in your far west 11 am a brunette 5 feet high and weigh nearly lbs hoping that I 1 may succeed I 1 re main your little friend essin essia Gwai GABRIEL axEL follows following D g la Is my little advertisement wanted by an intelligent orphan girl of sixteen a home in some childless family in the far west where she could be a dutiful daughter daug ber have a mothers love and attend school regularly education and parentage good reference given address miss E gabriel indiana the corri correspondent writes a good hand but does not seem t to be aware of the fact that the far west has but few domestic anomalies i n the shape of childless families such a conjugal phenomenon ts to hardly entitled to be designated as a fi finally mily but where the condition does exist the parties prefer pre feras as 1 b rule that augmentations to the circle shall come in smaller quantities than one hundred pounds of brunette J ten pounds PO ands of any complexion meets with more general favor even evell if these smaller additions don dont donit it write grammatically and in a good hand we suspect that this intelligent sixteen year old brunette five feet high and weighing a hundred pounds 1 is about thirty years of age two yards tall raw hon bon d wears red mutton chop whiskers and has cold slate colored eyes the denver balers pa era state that a young man of that elty city replied to a blonde 2 advertisement which came from chicago cago the result of the correspondence w m as that he responded to a request for passage money amounting to 30 an additional dit ional 5 was asked for A still hunt wax wat instituted and the beautiful blonde was discovered to consist of two masculine heavy villains A request for a situation w bleb bich will en engeli velI the applicant in maternal love enable her to regularly attend school and be supported by the sweat of someone alses brow does not involve as much pathos as expense when the only equivalent offered in return is the privilege of having the geidan presence of the applicant about the place to cast a luminous around the house as it were in case some foolish or designing person might undertake to communicate w i th essie ess i e 21 we have h a ve omitted the name odthe of the town in radiana which has the honor of possessing her as a fragment of its population |