Show W f daf dae t F T T sev orr I 1 i 8 i t ti i s d i vs X i ia a 83 35 3 9 ef iry i EW s T r zidia 11 r baa lad t i r i i jr f it Is said raid that a felon can ba be cured by putting it in a lemon most felons are arc put p ut in the penitentiary to bo be cured the audience usually hace hare hac e the best of a kem kam temperance perance lecturer they can go vo oui individually individual ly every crery now and then lo 10 get a drink to wait till the show Is ended an american man after dining at a london restaurant paid hii hib bill and was about when the waiter suggested that the amount did not include the walter waiter ahi ahl said raid the man but I 1 dlan eat the walterr walterl an instructor in harvard has been dis di a covered selling examination papers seve iral young men who failed tailed to vas pass pa ss s are much chagrined that they make mako his hla acquaintance quam tance t i A J mothproof moth proof which cothes can bo safely stored is a mete tete invention bu ba this leaves the moths at tit large what Is wanted Is a barrel in which the moths can be kep tand thus leave the clothes at largo an old soldier laughed so heartily at a performance of lemons in ta eau cial clai ciaire claire wisconsin that he caused an old wound in his hla leg to bleed and aud ho he died in half an hour susan said the madame of a board ing eshcol you say your young soung mistress wishes w isbee to absent herself from the class room this afternoon Is the reason for her b er 1 staying away very urgent yes mum mu ills 1111 it 11 iser isen Is er gent A newark sunday school boy gave his teacher the illustrative definition of res boys have two buttons for I 1 their spenders sod sola to keep their pants up when one I t comes off why theres a good deal of sensibility on atho other ot herbut but uon ion I 1 halt hait a birrel barrel of oysters paid thede thode bros brof an oil city church the stews were palatable though heavily watered and the people who swallowed them at twenty five nive cents a stew felt that they were doing good rell reli religious zious service the the tho janitor of an indianapolis medical C college ollege was deeply affected on recognizing bis brother in law on the dissecting table his grief was tho the more poignant from tho the fact that bo he had himself carried the stolen corpse up three flights of stairs A young lady was told by a young gentleman the other day that be was raising 1 I pet chicken that he had named it after ber her and nd wanted to know if 1 she ebe was not proud pro d of the honor she replied she eho was not gure sura of theeonor the honor bonor unless she lassure was sure suro it was that kind of a chicken what asks an exchange are the causes of drunkenness well well wu wo cant answer borall toc tor all ail of them but we belleret bel levet whiskey causes a great deal of it whiskey sin sir resolutely stuck to will cause about as large a a any anything thiner we know of although a judicious Judi clous mixing up of various r crinks drinks will accelerate mattor mattoi sit sis a mau mao is ia in a hurry burry burlington hawl HawK cyc concerning ghosts the rev it S storrs D D says fays I 1 I 1 remember the reply of a prominent t meen meer la in the naval a asked him it if bu be possibly belev be levid rd in tiling which he had bad said having seemed to indicate that he had a certain ed faith in such apkari zions not a bit of it in the day tim time e was his re reply ply but in the ut glit I 1 must con rees fees that t chave have hane my doubts |