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Show THE YLDCAT Page Two Classified The YLDCAT Banter Editor You know, Cadet Fillmore, Grant Johnson has been paying so FOR SALE One physics book, much attention to me lately. in excellent condition, has hardly see she can we that think Doesnt been used. Reasonable. See Reed his neck. tied around rope Taylor for details. Associate Editors Reporters ....! Jack Mitchell Moana Ballif Ariel Ballif Betty Jensen Zola Rae Law Contributors: Bob Free, Jeanne Taylor, Annette Brown. Faculty Advisor .... Wilford D. Lee Published by the students of the B Y High School. Printed by the M. H. Graham Printing Co. Pictures through courtesy of the Provo Herald Has Help is Needed For Bleachers Hey, .bring that over here. Ouch! Thats That goes here. my toe. If one happens to pass the Womens gymnasium Fridays before a basketball game they may hear these peculiar sounds issuing from within. But dont be alarmed for it will only be Stewart Morley and his crew putting up bleachers. These boys spend long afternoons toiling in enough and slaving to- get hunseveral the seat bleachers to dred spectators that attend the games. Help is needed in putting up these bleachers and anyone who does help will be paid fifty cents an hour, according to Mr. Morley. . Lets all go to the game tonight Support the team! Advertisements finally summoned Ack-Ac- k enough courage? ? ? ? FOR RENT One Thespian pin to a nice young innocent girl on the condition it goes well with her sweaters. The usual price. Signed, Mark (The Night I Kissed an ? I wonder if that ring in Bements nose hurts? Oh, for a girl with Bette Bra'ilsfords complexion, A figure like Shirley Gourley, Nancy Wilsons legs, Annette Browns eyes, Hands like Colleen Harmon, Jeannie Taylors smile, . . . Wanda Browns laugh, When in school it seems a minor And dimples like Lucy Kartchner, thing to waste a minute of time Personality like Joan Tuttle during a class, but have you ever And lips like Merideth Hainsons. stopped to think that the average Hair like Jerry Greens. man will only live about 31,500,000 minutes. Then in sleeping on an Oh, for a boy with average of eight hours a day, Legs like Grant Johnson, or about 10,500,000 of these preci- Eyes Like Dean Ashworth, ous minutes will be taken up, A line like Grahams, leaving around 21 million for the Mechams hair, remainder of mans activity. Now Reed Taylors build, million minu- A talent like Nil Andersons, of these twenty-on- e tes some 2,000,000 will be spent A speaking voice like Paul Jenin eating and about one milliop in nings, washing and primping (girls Avill Bob Frees subtle humor, take more.) Personality like George Ballif, j This leaves in the neighborhood And gas stamps like Alan Hansen. of 18,000,000 minutes. Now if you are a student in school up until To avoid confusion with the you complete high school, approxi- boatswains whistle, whistling by mately 775,000 will be taken plus seamen aboard a naval vessel is the five years in which you are just forbidden. preparing to enter kindergarten. Or the years in school with the Hummingbirds once were befirst five years will cost 2,500,000 lieved by many persons to be minutes plus the 775 thousands, poisonous and to carry stingers. .and all you have left is 15 million minutes. Wise Old Owl work! to Lets go A wise old own sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he Time . . . Angel) Graham. Why dont the Fauvines wise up, they arent the run of the school. TWO large Varga girls in fair But then, neither are the Notre condition for some lovely lad to Maisons. breathe hard on. I dont need them any more. Signed, Mahlon Perry. Cant the little girl who wears the horliquin glasses lower herself to our Y high level? FOUND One pair of false teeth under the back booth of Caldprs. The revealed the iniWhat senior girl that flashes tials microscope carved on the plate as a diamond is still receiving letters W.D.A. Owner please notify and from a certain Cadet Bob ? pay for add. It is rumored that Annette Brown has ben doing a lot of free FOUND One boys garter under the couch in the living room of thinking lately! Zola Rae Laws. It doesnt look well with There is a certain sailor who is my skirts so the owner major in Jerry Greens life, but may retrieve it merely for the we have inside information that she is only Miner in his. Ah, Nuts. We always knew that Tom and Afton had a yearning for the higher things in life, but we didnt know that their thirst for education was sa great that he had to go to Fauvine practice with her and use the ticket office for their rendezvous. size 9. Tryons for the nylons are being held between the houici of 4 and 6. Inquire the proprietor Bob s Billiards. brain between third and four periods in the lower hall It believed to have been picked What goes on in the study by a seventh grader who believ hall after Mr. Lee leaves, when it to be of financial value. Wh flashes those you find out you were Shirley Gourley wrong plea come-hitheyes, at Bob Mor- return. Reward. Dixie Ann Loi er gans drooling anatomy. LOST One student body pre B ,ATn!Wers to the name f.ete Llberal reward. Call 127( spoke ; Edited and Compiled by T. and B. after Cadet hours. The less he spoke the more he What annoys me is a girl who heard Wears a purple sweater, Russell RAYING One amnesia victim, Why arent we like that wise old Bement. last seen bird? Thinks shes better than anyone where wandering somein the vicinity of third nor- else, Bette Brailsford. lft. and third east. Basketball coach to players: ReFinder please Is a cat, Arief Ballif. re um for sentimental reasons. member that basketball develops Acts Dumb, John Lee. Signed, Jackie Young individuality, initiative, and leaderWears knee socks, Dean AshNow get in there and do ship. worth. LOST One bottle, two I tell as cigarette Ernie Powell. just you. Cant jitter-butubs, a match folder, a blonde from Springville, and four pages First Student: How much do you What annoys me is a boy who from a second year Algebra anget out of your car? Doesnt like Frankie Sinatra, swer book. It is believed they Second Student: Oh, about four Lue Ferguson. were lost somewhere between or five times a mile. Calls up and says, guess who, Calders and Bobs. Please return June Greer. to Alan Hansen. Little Alfred riding in a crowded Doesnt like me, Leeta city street car: Daddy, why do the ladies' have all the straps? Eats onions before a date, Wan- tance? I want to place a ca da Brown. Damariscotta, Me. Prof.: What is the outstanding Wears red suspenders, Jerry Operator: How do you contribution that chemistry has .the Green. name, please! of a given the world?. Lee: Takes advantage girl, girls Lady, if I could sp Student: Blondes. id write! of the student body. Bickerings at Y . g. i . Culli-mor- e. |